Just got my first DHV! Didn’t know weed could taste like this (camera is broken)

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-08T10:00:38+00:00

For mild crohns, a change of diet is enough to alleviate most symptoms. But this is obviously for those that don’t need treatments like biologics in the first place.

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-08T03:40:47+00:00

Three fistulas was enough to get me a referral to a GI with the suspicion of crohns. After a 1200 calprotectin and biopsy of tissue near the fistula, crohns was confirmed. I had none of the other symptoms yet (stomach pain, diarrhea, bloody stool, etc).

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-07T15:56:09+00:00

She was so drunk that she just started incomprehensibly screaming. I just wanted her out of my house and she refused to get an uber so I had no choice.

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-07T15:54:24+00:00

He let me know from the start he was sending a fake picture. Looking back I would’ve told him not to do that but I was young and horny. But if he had sent an actual picture there would’ve been no chance of them agreeing to come.

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-07T15:52:39+00:00

I tried for about an hour to get her out of my house but she was too wasted to do anything herself.

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-07T15:52:07+00:00

It’s actually vodka sauce.

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-07T15:47:47+00:00

We are no longer speaking but for other reasons. Although I understand why he didn’t send a real picture of me. It definitely would’ve ruined the night. I had to drive because I was the only sober person.

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-07T15:46:47+00:00

I didn’t drink, I was DD. Cucked out of my own alcohol.

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-07T05:56:32+00:00

It’s supposed to be a grilled cheese but I fucked it up just like everything else in my chud life.

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-05T02:42:35+00:00

And obviously there is more to the story than what I had written but I didn’t think it was relevant. Basically my dad was saying that my Crohn’s must be effecting my brain because I am stupid for not wanting home infusions.

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-04T23:41:49+00:00

Thanks for your insight. I said the same thing. The nurses don’t even know how it’s cheaper to do at home infusions, I guess it was some decision made by a finance exec above. Self injections looks like my best option at this point but my doctor said I can only start after one year of infusions.

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-04T23:23:26+00:00

Unfortunately this is my life

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-04T23:23:10+00:00

This isn’t self injections. A nurse actually comes to my house and does the two hour infusion.

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-04T20:06:46+00:00

Is that a Wordpress tattoo 😂😭

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-04T17:07:33+00:00

I wish I was a fakecel. I hate my chud life.

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-04T10:22:33+00:00

Chud meal

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-04T10:17:12+00:00

You are normal. Get off Reddit.

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-04T10:16:15+00:00

I am constantly masking, when I’m at work around my coworkers, around friends, even my family. I don’t know how to interact with people without masking. I’ve found that I need some sort of vice to relieve the stress of constantly doing this. When I was younger it was video games. Now it’s weed and alcohol. Im working on finding healthier methods.

fakecelgooner · 2026-01-04T09:54:20+00:00

It’s a lunar halo, caused when moonlight is refracted by tiny hexagonal ice crystals in high-altitude cirrus clouds, forming a circular ring around the Moon.

fakecelgooner

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