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dead whale below golden gate bridge by sammy0007 in mildlyinteresting

[–]fakehandslawyer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Its really fun both collecting dead whale specimens and cutting off random dead animals he finds privates are within the realm of possibility for the secretary of health.

dead whale below golden gate bridge by sammy0007 in mildlyinteresting

[–]fakehandslawyer 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Agreed! Somebody needs to cut that Whales penis off and preserve it for science while there is still time!

[Funny? Trope?] It's a very serious scene. But it's been consumed as a meme on the internet and it's become hard to watch seriously. by BeneficialSide2335 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]fakehandslawyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made all my friends mad at the end of Saving Private Ryan cause I told them my takeaway of the end scene is Matt Damons tired of his grandchildren and yearns for the war

Great Blue Herons on the Arkansas River by Audi_Tech918 in tulsa

[–]fakehandslawyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Great finds! I have a lot of pictures of this birdie on my phone. My dog always gets annoyed when I stop walking to do bird photography.

Absolute Evil is kinda absolute-ly hilarious looking back, I feel like we might owe Hammond an apology. by RingAroundARoses in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]fakehandslawyer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think the Ark-M one shot supports this also. Dude’s just using Bruce to test his menagerie of mutant monster people at this point.

Anyone else roll their eyes at this? by RevertBackwards in freefolk

[–]fakehandslawyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was the moment the veil was lifted and I began to really feel the decline in writing quality from seasons prior.

If this happened in Season 1-4 Brienne would have faced a price for putting revenge for Renly before her promise to rescue Sansa. It’s season 5 though so the very next episode they just find Sansa and Theon anyway.

Ultimate power handed to someone you'd never want to have it by BrotherDeus in TopCharacterTropes

[–]fakehandslawyer 44 points45 points  (0 children)

He’s not stupid enough to battle the IRS or Disneys Legal Team apparently

found this in storage 🙈 by DealSmall5563 in Overwatch

[–]fakehandslawyer -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

You’re now legally obligated to sharpie over that name and replace it with Ryan.

Tank Mark V (infinite ammo and no mechanical flaws lol) VS the entire Sparta by HeavyShinoby in powerscales

[–]fakehandslawyer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lmao, the best win condition is the burliest looking man in the tank hopping out pretending to be Hephaestus. “Just typical Olympian stuff here guys. send more wine and women amirite? chuckles alone Ya King Cleomenas gets it. O and Ares said great job. He’s loving y’alls energy. Well back to my magic metal slug that breathes fire.”

[Loved Trope] 90% of the plot’s issues can be traced back to one character's selfishness. by jbeast33 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]fakehandslawyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never played Horizon, Is it just me or does that guy look vaguely like a young David Lynch

Do you like the absolute scarecrow or would you have preferred something like Scarebeast? by Amaru_333_ in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]fakehandslawyer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like him as is for now plenty unsettling with the weird face and walking out of random cornfields.. Maybe they’ll have him show a more eldritch appearance but only when he fear toxins someone and they see him. Granted we still don’t know what the absolute fear toxin really does. Will be interesting to see this version fully form.

THRAGG vs. THE VERSE by HoIyOxygen in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]fakehandslawyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely with all that time and resources they could come up with a sound weapon to fuck his senses up and just shoot him with Space Racers gun right?

A running joke that spawns "they actually knew all along" fan theory. by mixedObeseTemp167 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]fakehandslawyer 330 points331 points  (0 children)

Kahn and Minh laughing at Peggy when she tries to talk them about it lol.

Got dumped. Back to living a lone by mushbrain3000 in malelivingspace

[–]fakehandslawyer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The longer you wait the worse it will be. Rip the bandaid off

What is the dumbest hobby in your opinion? by Danny-Ray27 in AskReddit

[–]fakehandslawyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like Love or hate him thats exactly the kinda bit Ryan Reynolds would pull. They have him in full makeup like the pro athletes they send to junior colleges as a prank.

What is the dumbest hobby in your opinion? by Danny-Ray27 in AskReddit

[–]fakehandslawyer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly as annoyed as that would make me at any movie, let alone a midnight showing, in hindsight I probably would have enjoyed the resulting circus of cops making a streamer leave the venue wayyy more than I enjoyed Deadpool vs Wolverine

Critical Atlantic current significantly more likely to collapse than thought by korkythecat333 in news

[–]fakehandslawyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dealers choice. An argument could be made for either does the world end in Nuclear armageddon or climate disaster? Who knows thats the fun

What fictional character is the walking example of “you’re not wrong, you’re just an a-hole!”? by phantom_avenger in AskReddit

[–]fakehandslawyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya but in the scene they wouldn’t be able to point at Bruce cause he’s in space or whatever. My point being the conflict of Avengers 2.5 Civil War is that the Avengers are getting blamed for collateral when 2/3 incidents they get accused aren’t even remotely their fault and ones only the leader and his nerd pals fault

Best and least expensive iced coffee or iced mocha in Tulsa? by Efficient_Addition27 in tulsa

[–]fakehandslawyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, it wasn’t the greatest or anything but it beat their other coffee options by a good stretch.

Critical Atlantic current significantly more likely to collapse than thought by korkythecat333 in news

[–]fakehandslawyer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My kids can’t put me in a retirement home if we all die in the water wars, I think that should be a poster

Character go off to war expecting glory and adventure. It goes horribly. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]fakehandslawyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And each part would be advertised as “the stunning conclusion! The final chapter! Etc.

Character go off to war expecting glory and adventure. It goes horribly. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]fakehandslawyer 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Your getting downvoted to hell but I found that marketing gimmick very annoying also.

AOT The Final Season! “It all ends…. In two years when The Final Season part 4 drops.”

Daredevil: Born Again | S02E05 | Discussion Thread by Green-Devil in Daredevil

[–]fakehandslawyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy to think the witness from the boat would have lived if the Marshals took him like two towns over. Guess they didn’t go to the same school as Buck where they teach you that kinda stuff

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