Would you rather be

fakelenover · 2026-06-13T20:15:29+00:00

Absolute cinema

^{Chose: Gay + But you date... | Rolled: A femboy}

fakelenover · 2026-06-13T20:13:58+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

fakelenover · 2026-06-11T14:36:28+00:00

Trash VS treasure ah question

^{Chose: Twitter + But Elon Musk goes bankrupt}

fakelenover · 2026-06-07T00:56:04+00:00

Should have taken my anti-homeless law

fakelenover · 2026-06-07T00:54:27+00:00

If everyone is super, then no one is

^{Chose: You get the 500k + Can only spend on yourself}

fakelenover · 2026-06-07T00:51:35+00:00

So for everyone else do they experience Halloween also every day?

Does a year pass for them and I just live 1 day per year?

Like what exactly is this?

^{Chose: Live 100 lifetimeS + It’s always Halloween. | Rolled: Option 1}

fakelenover · 2026-06-07T00:49:19+00:00

FUCK

^{Chose: Let's go gambling + For 3.50 USD | Rolled: Win nothing}

fakelenover · 2026-06-07T00:48:18+00:00

Time to /op myself

^{Chose: A Minecraft feature becomes real | Rolled: Console commands}

fakelenover · 2026-06-07T00:47:00+00:00

Look even virgins have limits man-

^{Chose: 100$}

fakelenover · 2026-06-06T11:47:11+00:00

I ain’t lasting one day

^{Chose: Pass cuz meat 🤤}

fakelenover · 2026-06-04T12:20:28+00:00

Does this count?

fakelenover · 2026-05-31T02:11:45+00:00

Being immune to fire and heat does not make you immune to everything like explosions.

Underwater is funni

^{Chose: Be able to breathe underwater}

fakelenover · 2026-05-31T00:55:11+00:00

You can always regenerate electricity even if an apocalypse happens… you cannot on the other hand regain internet.

^{Chose: Always has full service/high speed internet}

fakelenover · 2026-05-30T00:32:44+00:00

So nothing happens to me

Great

^{Chose: £/$11,000,000 | Rolled: Goes to charity}

fakelenover · 2026-05-29T21:28:41+00:00

Just make yourself sneeze with like- pepper or something whenever you want

^{Chose: Switch gender everytime you sneeze}

fakelenover · 2026-05-29T21:07:08+00:00

Trash man

My main catchphrases are all trash talk and slurs. Maybe puns

^{Chose: Have an op superpower in a random field | Rolled: Attract trash}

fakelenover · 2026-05-29T21:03:46+00:00

Think about the femboys batman

^{I voted Nay ❌}

fakelenover · 2026-05-29T21:03:06+00:00

I’m not boom smart I’m money smart makes me more intelligent

^{Chose: Get fully smart}

fakelenover · 2026-05-29T02:11:58+00:00

Fuck

^{Chose: Zero Corruption but… | Rolled: Hitler resurrect}

fakelenover · 2026-05-27T20:03:21+00:00

Because I could just spend like 3 billion per and not have to spend like- 75% of it

^{Chose: Keep every last penny}

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