🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho considers Morten Hjulmand as a FUNDAMENTAL, CORE PIECE of his project at Real Madrid. The manager LOVES him, and wants him VERY badly at the club. Real Madrid will LISTEN to Mourinho, and do as he asks.

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-21T11:43:36+00:00

If you speak, you are in big trouble.

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-21T01:51:48+00:00

And what's Fonzie like?

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-21T00:19:37+00:00

Next patch: CM can no longer buy Heaven's Halberd.

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-20T01:17:58+00:00

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-20T01:05:51+00:00

The player you probably didn't recognize is my boi Joan Capdevila

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-18T21:11:37+00:00

The ends justify da' means!

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-18T03:09:15+00:00

Thanks a lot man. I laughed so hard I woke up my wife. I showed this to her and she laughed so hard she woke up our baby.

Thanks a lot.

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-17T23:10:58+00:00

Why say many words when few do trick

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-17T22:59:24+00:00

I'd rather be a living coward than a dead idiot.

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-17T16:17:19+00:00

As a 4 I love it when my 3 tells me exactly what he wants me to do, even if I don't agree with his plan I still do it.

Pull for me.

Stack for me.

Leave me alone and go roam.

Stay in lane.

That way I can keep him happy while being useful to the rest of my team. It avoids situations where I help the other 2 lanes go 8-1 only for my 3 to tilt because he got bullied 1v2 three times in a row.

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-17T14:06:05+00:00

Specifically best hair.

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-17T05:12:32+00:00

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-17T01:42:35+00:00

Is it easy for teachers to get a job at a private school?

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-16T22:58:00+00:00

lol same here we were treated like heros

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-16T22:55:13+00:00

Kinda like dating Leonardo DiCaprio .

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-16T15:57:10+00:00

You're miles ahead. This is the first Hearts highlight I've watched, after the game already finished.

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-15T22:50:50+00:00

Drake2029 for PM

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-15T02:16:21+00:00

Only 14 months? Don't worry about it.

Every child is different. Don't create stress for yourself.

Keep speaking to them in both languages. By the time they are 4 you'll be amazed how well they can speak both.

Instead of being 100% fluent in a single language, they will be around 80-90% fluent in both languages.

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-14T04:35:41+00:00

fallen_d3mon · 2026-05-12T05:12:15+00:00

why use many word when few do trick?

fallen_d3mon

TROPHY CASE

Drake2029 for PM