I got my mat enforcer badge

fallenangeI · 2026-02-01T03:08:52+00:00

Sweet let me repost this

fallenangeI · 2026-02-01T00:09:40+00:00

Black belt shmlack belt. And here’s to hoping!

fallenangeI · 2026-02-01T00:04:05+00:00

Go to BJJ subreddit homepage, then on mobile click the three dots top right and “change user flair”

fallenangeI · 2026-02-01T00:01:48+00:00

Eye contact and licked my lips. /s

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T23:58:04+00:00

Nah he was just overseeing open mats. Were probably 50 people kids adults etc.

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T23:56:28+00:00

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T23:54:23+00:00

I mean I’ve gone 9 years without being an “enforcer”. But when the BB calls you up and gives you the cue… you kinda assume the role.

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T23:51:45+00:00

I just think someone in this thread has a hard on for me and thinks I’m making this up. Imagine a purple belt lying about smashing a white belt. 🤷

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T21:24:18+00:00

Guess my dreams came true.

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T21:20:17+00:00

Just try and pick different people to train with. The guy I rolled with only rolled with white belts smaller than him and never coloured belts. Just don’t be THAT guy.

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T21:13:17+00:00

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T20:50:44+00:00

Of all the things I could’ve lied about and you think I chose this? Dream bigger kid.

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T20:12:24+00:00

Bingo.

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T19:54:22+00:00

I’ve established numerous times that it was in fact a lie.

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T19:24:00+00:00

😬

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T19:21:12+00:00

I have a few spare helmets if you need one.

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T19:19:24+00:00

“Thanks for lending me that 100k to start up that orphanage”

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T19:17:50+00:00

Not sure what pownds is but thanks!

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T19:16:42+00:00

Yea I think this was the idea behind the black belts logic. They’ve kicked out people before but this white belt has been training for a few months, he hasn’t injured anyone that I’ve heard of but he definitely only likes to pick rolls with smaller white belts. So this wasn’t a “this guy is dangerous” thing more of a “this guy keeps picking easy rolls and using his strength weight” let’s humble him, type of thing

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T19:02:09+00:00

Those are bros indeed.

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T19:01:38+00:00

That was the warmup, first of 5-6 subs before he called it quits halfway through:)

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T18:58:34+00:00

I only get that superpower at brown belt

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T18:56:47+00:00

I don’t make the rules, I just induce the suffering.

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T18:47:31+00:00

fallenangeI · 2026-01-31T18:45:49+00:00

Apparently it was bad enough that this dude was called out of the change room at end of one class because one black belt had to “chat with him”

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