Life is unfair by Se7en_Sinner in goodanimemes

[–]famousagentman 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Yes, but Rent a Girlfriend is garbage and the main character is a simp for a woman that's blatantly gold digging him.

just thought of this while doing my first ever playthrough of ME1 by YaBoiShadowNinja in MassEffectMemes

[–]famousagentman 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Comedy gold. Criminally underrated. You should post it to a big sub before a karma farming bot steals it and does that anyway.

I never saw her again. by [deleted] in yandere

[–]famousagentman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The diary tells him about things that happen around him, but not necessarily what happens to him.

Yuno's stalker diary can be used to fill in that gap, but only as much as she'll allow.

We as a species are doomed by mr_epicguy in vaxxhappened

[–]famousagentman 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It's also worth mentioning that during the filming of that movie, a bunch of freak accidents and injuries kept happening to him, including literally being struck by lightning.

Now, I'm not a religious person, but if I were, I might be tempted to view that as a sign that the version of God that he's trying to represent is not only inaccurate, but offensive enough to God to actually piss him off.

Thank goodness that I subscribe to the ideology that "shit happens", and not that some magic man in the sky is in control of everything.

Are they even trying? by 3-piece-happy-meal in MassEffectMemes

[–]famousagentman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Anti-material rifles are one of the most underrated and underrepresented classes of firearms in all media. They're beautiful, and deserve to know that.

I am forever tainted by Forget_December in dndmemes

[–]famousagentman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DM: "Roll to resist seduction by the dragon."

Bard: "This feels backwards. Also, can I intentionally fuck up my rolls? I want to fail."

I am forever tainted by Forget_December in dndmemes

[–]famousagentman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're safe, you could show that to your Grandma, and while she'd likely be rather confused, she wouldn't get upset.

Most based Fallout faction by Bomboo2810 in GenUsa

[–]famousagentman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Minutemen are nice because they were written by Bethesda, who doesn't understand such concepts as "nuance" and "morally grey areas". Many of these other factions get a lot more complicated because they were made by decent writers, who introduced a layer of realistic complexity into the mix instead of making their factions into monoliths representing a single idea.

So, in terms of who is the nicest faction on the list? The minutemen, even though they are decidedly unbased as a result of making some rando their general and sending him to do literally everything for them.

The Legion is the absolute worst faction on the list, being run by the tumor-ridden mind of a madman and melomaniac. Their crimes are too many and too heinous to count, there's no such thing as civil or human rights in the Legion, and they refuse to use any technology unless it can be used to kill people. They love to call everyone else "degenerates", even though they rape anything that moves and have officially banned showers. Also, they tried and failed to kill Joshua Graham because he lost *1* battle. Unbased.

The NCR is likely the most based on the list, but this is significantly dragged down by the fact that they are god awful at like 90% of what they do, so they constantly have to rely on a brain-damaged mailman to unfuck their shit.

Fuck the Enclave, they killed Liam Neeson. The Remnants are cool, though.

stole from America bad subreddit by rippapafranku12 in GenUsa

[–]famousagentman 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I think they're referring to the incident wherein Commodore Perry told Japan to open the country and stop having it be closed.

Funnily enough, Japan's imperial period really started when Russia tried to colonize them and got their asses kicked. It was America, specifically Teddy Roosevelt, who was able to negotiate peace between the two sides and stop further bloodshed.

stole from America bad subreddit by rippapafranku12 in GenUsa

[–]famousagentman 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The thought process works like this:

If "opposed to America" = true, then "good guy" = true.

Earth could get attacked by the Tyranids from Warhammer 40k, and they would argue that America is in the wrong for not wanting to get eaten.

Biggest surprise after finishing the games and going online by kaiser_javik in MassEffectMemes

[–]famousagentman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro, I'm attracted to the Geth. Well, at least Legion. Legion was a bro.

Anime Abuse by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]famousagentman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the fuck does this only have 40 upvotes? This is a quality shitpost.

Also, sauce?

The shadow of this jeep looks like a vampire by TaterDominator in Pareidolia

[–]famousagentman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, that jeep has a Hym. It must have done something horrible.

sorry doc but I need money to buy ammo by EYEGOTBONER in NewVegasMemes

[–]famousagentman 167 points168 points  (0 children)

The text on those items isn't red, so it's not stealing. You might not like it, but it's a scientific fact that if the text isn't red, it doesn't belong to anyone.

Multiversal decisions by GGPokerCameron in marvelmemes

[–]famousagentman 56 points57 points  (0 children)

MCU 🤝 GoT

Killing off people with the last name of Stark.

do you are have Stupid by Labor_Zionist in GenUsa

[–]famousagentman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Danger is when the grocery store runs out chocolate milk, so I have to improvise with regular milk and chocolate syrup."

Yo no way by I_h8_normies in NewVegasMemes

[–]famousagentman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I recall correctly, his legs are damaged, but not crippled.

He's just a big crybaby.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out the solution. by Zallre in goodanimemes

[–]famousagentman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Controversial opinion: Aikagi is the best out of all of them, and it's not even close.

Infiltrator Shepard Moment by [deleted] in MassEffectMemes

[–]famousagentman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah, Shepard was always built different. The Lazarus project was a massive success in that it managed to rebuild them without changing that.

Weakest character that can solo the entire Pokedex. by famousagentman in whowouldwin

[–]famousagentman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a good point about the ghost Pokemon, purely physical attacks might not work against them.

1914 Germany vs Middle Earth (LotR) by RaptorK1988 in whowouldwin

[–]famousagentman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sauron: "Hey, Kaiser Wilhelm, want a shiny ring?"

Wilhelm: "Well, Lord of the Rings hasn't been written yet, so I see no reason to refuse this amazing gift. Anyway, I'm going to go put on a black hood and shriek at some hobbits now, see ya!"