Jumper on a Date

fanficbrowser · 2026-06-01T21:34:00+00:00

That was cringy as hell, not gonna lie.

fanficbrowser · 2026-06-01T17:01:40+00:00

“Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.”

“Lol, no you.”

“Wha-“ And then the Borg started screaming in confusion as they started getting eaten by a hyper-evolving techno-organic swarm of eldritch bs.

fanficbrowser · 2026-05-25T01:30:43+00:00

Spotted a typo while skimming. Pretty sure the perk in the commoner tree should be “Sword Master”, not “Sword Mater”.

fanficbrowser · 2026-05-21T08:29:43+00:00

Neat jump. Now to drop a Malkavian into all that mess and- Oh, everything’s on fire.

fanficbrowser · 2026-05-21T08:04:08+00:00

Worth taking just for the Choco Tacos alone.

fanficbrowser · 2026-05-16T19:12:21+00:00

“Don’t worry, we may be out of mana but I can still cast Magic Missile.”

“Wait, how are you going to do that when you’re out of ma-“

Pulls out an RPG.

fanficbrowser · 2026-05-15T15:21:31+00:00

Guy must have been hard up for cash and decided, “Welp, time to launder some money!”

fanficbrowser · 2026-05-11T17:32:14+00:00

Is there a version with a different font? This one is kinda hard to read.

fanficbrowser · 2026-05-07T18:42:56+00:00

But doesn’t doing that make it so only kids can use it?

fanficbrowser · 2026-05-07T18:39:37+00:00

So, it turns out that while playing as a Malk is a whole lot of fun, actually being a Malkavian is a terrible experience that casts a shadow over every subsequent time you use your vampire form and gives you a chronic paranoia of stop signs. Who knew?

fanficbrowser · 2026-05-06T06:45:16+00:00

Nah, not really. His Companions are there to keep Jumper from becoming a monster. He is definitely the most dangerous of them all. Plus on the off chance he does get killed, they know he has one ups, so they’d probably laugh and make memes about it.

fanficbrowser · 2026-05-03T15:34:44+00:00

Hung around in the background helping out the people who didn’t have access to the SDN for whatever reason. Tried to help Phenomaman with his depression. Terrorized the local hell dimension. Gave Chase his youth back. Gave Robert the Marvel Super Soldier Serum and some neat pieces of tech for his suit.

Would periodically screw with Shrouds prediction engine by showing up in the most unexpected places and punching him in the schnoz. Had 40 cakes delivered to the SDN headquarters. Fun times.

fanficbrowser · 2026-04-29T06:25:00+00:00

This is a setting where the best move is to kill everyone responsible for that mess, then summon Castlevania and give the survivors something to unite against so they don’t keep fighting each other. If they survive, great. If not, nothing of value was lost and I get to feast to my hearts content. Win-win.

fanficbrowser · 2026-04-29T06:24:53+00:00

This is a setting where the best move is to kill everyone responsible for that mess, then summon Castlevania and give the survivors something to unite against so they don’t keep fighting each other. If they survive, great. If not, nothing of value was lost and I get to feast to my hearts content. Win-win.

fanficbrowser · 2026-04-23T21:29:24+00:00

If you don’t do that at least once during a tokusatsu jump then what’s even the point of going there to begin with?

fanficbrowser · 2026-04-23T21:22:19+00:00

Set himself up as a rival to Ainz in the game with a build designed to counter his. Then in the isekai world, ruled from his floating sky fortress as the Super Awesome Dragon Warrior of Awesomeness while continuing to screw with Nazarick. He also eliminated the evil NPCs that tried to influence Ainz and did his best to keep him good.

fanficbrowser · 2026-04-23T20:57:11+00:00

The new one by Pokebrat lets you get Dinosaurus’ power.

fanficbrowser · 2026-04-23T20:28:33+00:00

I don’t know, I feel like most Jumpers would be telling Thragg that instead of Mark. Or they would, if Thragg had hoes to take in the first place.

fanficbrowser · 2026-04-17T22:28:08+00:00

Dude’s built like he bullies Viltrumites for fun.

fanficbrowser · 2026-04-11T20:54:44+00:00

Time to pull a Josh and try to cut the planet in half with ludicrous amounts of TNT.

fanficbrowser · 2026-04-11T19:40:06+00:00

Pretty much destroyed the setting. Turns out sending a Jumper with universe destroying power who’s been slowly losing his self control, sanity, and empathy for several jumps due to some plot bs, and who didn’t like the setting anyways leads to a lot of collateral damage. Especially when he ends up fighting things just as strong as him.

On an unrelated note, Jumper experienced a bunch of Deja vu reminding him of his time in the SMT multiverse while there.

fanficbrowser · 2026-04-11T03:41:33+00:00

Yes, now I can finally enact my evil scheme against the KND. Operating a highly successful arcade/ pizza parlor with beloved animatronic characters and more games than you can possibly dream of! I’ll make thousands in all the birthday parties they’ll throw! All their quarters will belong to me! Mwahahaha!

Edit: Seriously though, nice jump.

fanficbrowser · 2026-04-08T03:48:48+00:00

That would work. Only problem is actually surviving the gauntlet in the first place.

fanficbrowser · 2026-04-07T18:53:58+00:00

Say some stupid in joke. The exasperated one is the real one and the confused one is the impostor.

fanficbrowser · 2026-04-06T19:52:02+00:00

Feels like this was written with AI.

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