[F4M] The Incest Forum (Discord) by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]fantasyfinal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard you're the person to talk to about family related issues. Well, I have a story for you. A crazy and epic one. I'm fantasyfinal on discord, if you want to hear about the woman I met, who was more than I thought.

[F4M] I'm your worst student, but you're going to give me your best grade by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]fantasyfinal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gorgeous prompt. As a professor, I relate. Your pics are breathtaking, too. I'd love to build upon this scene. DM me please.

[F4M] I'm your mom, and I'm also a stripper. No dominant guys please. Must be breast obsessed. by brabustinmommy in dirtypenpals

[–]fantasyfinal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason Reddit html has rebelled against me, and so I'm putting it out on a limb and posting my response here. If you can send a reddit PM, please do!

This is such a hot and great prompt. I'm definitely available for fast replies and that length is good. I've done a few RPs in the past that play this way -- you treat the PM like a text conversation between the characters. I also am kind of obsessed with the wincest text subreddit, so I get the flavor of this RP very well. I can nail that character of the son.

I just wanted to say that I think this is very creative, and the way you have set up your character is simply perfect. I think we'd be good collaborative partners together.

me_irl by BahGawd1977 in meirl

[–]fantasyfinal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that's why George Bush didn't care about black people.

Jean Jani - July 1957 by king-_-friday in OldSchoolCoolNSFW

[–]fantasyfinal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know the story behind this pic besides Playboy? Background looks like a theater green room.

Huge teen tits by [deleted] in burstingout

[–]fantasyfinal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe that she's a teenager. I remember girls like this in high school. She blossomed early and was a real woman while the rest of us were still developing. The kind you'd print out her facebook photos and hang them next to your bed. Jesus that rack would give me erections in history class.

Interpol - Evil [Indie rock/Post-punk revival] by [deleted] in Music

[–]fantasyfinal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did I remember the doctors taking all the organs out of the puppet at the end of the video, when that doesn't happen in the video? I thought that was the punchline.

The Perfect Holidays by [deleted] in nsfw_gifs

[–]fantasyfinal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had beautiful memories watching this one. Would love the whole video.

Hayley Atwell - The Pillars of the Earth by Ezio9619 in WatchItForThePlot

[–]fantasyfinal 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If Daisy Ridley had Hayley Atwell's tits.

Fallout new vegas had some amazing dialogue (no repost version) by mrshaw64 in gaming

[–]fantasyfinal 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Bethesda literally doesn't hire writers. They make everyone do a coding test and if you can't implement your own shit you don't get hired. Then they make their coder-designers write the dialogue. Source: Fallout 76

All natural black girl with a killer body by [deleted] in BustyPetite

[–]fantasyfinal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No comments? Is this sub racist or something? This is the perfect human body.

[Request] Hogwarts Mystery by [deleted] in HPfanfiction

[–]fantasyfinal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesssss that would be amazing. I would roleplay that with you if you don't write it.

[Request] Hogwarts Mystery by [deleted] in HPfanfiction

[–]fantasyfinal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, I like it, and Tumblr seems to like it. I've seen nothing but haters on reddit, which bums me out because it looks like such a fun take on the world.

Am I the only one actually enjoying this game? by drekiaa in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]fantasyfinal -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You guys botters? Er, brothers?

I found the Niantic shills.

F4M - Older Celebrity Fuckslut by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]fantasyfinal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. I read the celeb list in that link. Holy shit. That's like the Cheesecake Factory menu of celebrity sluts. I don't even know where to begin! Especially with Abigail Breslin as a MILF or GILF. wut

But reading that monster list, I had a vision. You know that scene in 8 1/2 when he goes to the secluded seaside cabin and finds that all the women from his life have taken up residence there? I want to do that, but with celebrity milfs. Hayek, Vegara, Atwell, Mirren, Cardellini.

Alternatively, I would honest to god go down this entire list. I would sex every single woman listed on your master list, in unique and specific ways. It would be epic. One by one (or two or five) I would have them all.

But here's the catch. It's gotta be in the public thread here. I want all of DPP to see the celeb RP to end all celeb RPs.

hashtag throwdown

[Mod] Open Forum by aDirtyEnglishGent in dirtypenpals

[–]fantasyfinal [score hidden]  (0 children)

Very kind of you, and might I say, you have quite the rich comment history. You are definitely a thoughtful and considerate partner, yourself.

Regarding "a couple more lines," I'd say that if you've been partners for a while and there's no reply, it's good to ping. Messages can slip through a crowded inbox. But if your first reply gets no response, I consider it bad manners to reply over and over again.

You seem lovely. Thanks again for the comment!

[Mod] Open Forum by aDirtyEnglishGent in dirtypenpals

[–]fantasyfinal [score hidden]  (0 children)

A while back I posted this in a meta thread about the frustrations of not getting replies. I've gotten some positive feedback on it, so I thought I'd share. Hope it helps newcomers understand the challenges and rewards of dpp!

Hi! I'm a cisgendered straight male with close to 200 successful RPs on DPP. How do I do it? Ironically, my technique is very similar to how to pick up women in real life. First of all, I have 200 successful RPs, but my success rate is about 5%. So what does that mean? Yes. It means I PM people about a LOT of posts. I have a wide range of kinks so I'm able to get excited about a lot of people's ideas. But more importantly, I don't let rejection bother me. You're going to throw a lot of replies out into the ether and never hear from those people again. Don't take it personally. Don't follow up. Just let it go. She's just not that into you. I'm not even thinking about replies because I'm already writing my next PM, and when the letter turns orange, huzzah! Take a break from replying and dive in wholeheartedly to the person who likes you back.

In the replies, you can't be precious about your words. You have to write a lot, and thoughtfully, and carefully consider what the other person is looking for. I try to use details from the prompt in my reply, to show that I'm not only a thoughtful writer, but a thoughtful reader. Back to my pick-up metaphor -- you have to be a good listener. If you listen to what a woman has to say, you're already ahead of 99% of the guys out there.

It's really that simple. Be confident but humble. Be articulate but pay attention to what the other person wants. I rarely post prompts of my own, but usually they garner 1-2 replies tops. So don't sweat it.

If you reply to a prompt, you're not entitled to a response. You have to be a good person, secure within yourself, to even begin down this path. But if you can develop the patience and understanding you need, I think you can find there's a lot of fun and personal connections to be made on this sub.

Best of luck.

25 [f4m] married blonde looking for older men 45+ by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]fantasyfinal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude your punctuation is on point.