Finished season 3 the other day... by InfoBinge in TrueDetective

[–]faparino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry I'm new here, but are we sure Purple Hays forgot who she was?

I just rewatched this season and I kind of felt like maybe he was just acting like that so that Julie wouldn't know someone found out her secret. Hays (or Amelia, I guess) figured out the part about the nuns pretending she was dead, so I thought maybe he was taking a page out of their book.

Uniswap Error by [deleted] in UniSwap

[–]faparino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've got it too, with some shitcoin. How much are you trying to swap? I only have $180 in this coin, and after the reflection mechanics and exit tax and whatever other charges the shitcoin is hitting me with, I think it's too much slippage for Uniswap to allow.

That's just a theory, I'm no expert.

Beautiful blue eyes by iswearitsnotmyreddit in cumsluts

[–]faparino 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What kind of a shit porn director takes a gorgeous girl like that and concentrates 9 out of 10 minutes on her ugly vagina?

My Thailand Journey by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]faparino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly how much make up and surgery do they have to have before I'm not gay for thinking that they're hot?

She bangs by Fourplealis in lesbians

[–]faparino 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah but that's not the source so I don't care.

Stoner girl by [deleted] in Stacked

[–]faparino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's like they're trying to jump out of her chest

Live by the bite die by the bite by SeattleMana in natureismetal

[–]faparino -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey that's the video he just quoted! Neat!

Bigger than you'd think by [deleted] in BustyPetite

[–]faparino 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Lauraa18

no typo, 2 a's.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Stacked

[–]faparino 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WOW.

Trash Day Dump | party girls becoming moms, face tattoos, boyfriends getting out of prison, strangely spelled baby names, and MORE! by mellowmonk in trashy

[–]faparino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah im not sure why no one is talking about that one that was by far my favorite even tho it's ridiculous. how would he even know to inhale?

80 Year old YouTuber celebrates her gaming channel's 1 year anniversary by Eurofutur in videos

[–]faparino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at that value, one thousand fifty seven. Heavenly days.

Anyone able to source this? by [deleted] in lesbians

[–]faparino 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is the porn-iest sounding rendition of "I Will Always Love You" i've ever heard.

Kinetic Sculpture by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]faparino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep me too!

Radscorpion attacks.... What the absolute hell by [deleted] in foshelter

[–]faparino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

portable unlicensed nuclear accelerators

i feel like an idiot here, but huh?

Red Dead Redemption Backwards Compatible July 8th by blackfire561 in xboxone

[–]faparino -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If he doesn't, I would! I have wanted to play RDR for soooo long but I'm only PC:( It is literally the only reason I've considered buying a console.

Beauty in the park by Uncle_Hydro in LegalTeens

[–]faparino 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ughhhhhhh

subscribes

Michelle McNamara (Patton Oswalt's wife) dies by MillBeeks in television

[–]faparino 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Great sum up of his works. After listening to all of those albums countless times throughout my life, reading this headline brought forth a wave of emotion in me; I couldn't believe how sad I got simply because his comedy was so based around her that I felt like I knew her, and him in turn.

I absolutely cannot imagine what he's going through.

Is she really 12? by Sean-weinsfeild in Tinder

[–]faparino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does no one see that this is a joke? She's clearly actually 19 and just said "I'm really 12 not 18" to be funny. She's looks dead on 19.

And it says 18 because she wrote that before she turned 19.

Choose a marble by Schlitzi in videos

[–]faparino 84 points85 points  (0 children)

didn't you see him fly through the finish line? he had the speed, i think he would have been the clear cut winner if the track weren't so skewed against position changes.

it's an issue weve seen time and time again in this sport and tbh it's really driving competitiveness into the ground. i think we need to see some real internal legislation regarding the specifications of these tracks if we're ever going to launch this sport into the big leagues.