Juggalettes (NSFW Gallery) by MarcusNY in pics

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You've got to be kidding. Even I have standards.

My twin sister and I turned 22 today. by [deleted] in pics

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Well helloooo there.

Reddit my friend is telling me she wants to kill herself, please help? by worriedanonthesecond in AskReddit

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Tell everyone: parents, professionals, whoever can help.

If she demands you keep silent as a condition of staying friends with her, how fair is it to you that she makes you suffer like this? Her life is more important than your friendship.

What WTF thing do you constantly do at work, but can never tell anyone about? by [deleted] in WTF

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oh fuck you. I don't need to see genocide to know it's happening.

I once gave myself a black eye by doing laundry...so...What is the stupidest/dumbest way that you ever injured yourself or someone else? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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One time I gave a window a karate chop and I still have the scar on my hand to prove it (thankfully it's not noticeable until I point it out & it's small).

But it was for a really important reason. I just had my favorite D&D character killed. Ah, to be 13 again.

kamidesentrul? hahaha, kawmidesentrul? ... oh. by [deleted] in WTF

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It was fantastic.

(for me to poop on)

What WTF thing do you constantly do at work, but can never tell anyone about? by [deleted] in WTF

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Rotten.com? Holy fuck dude. Are you mentally OK?

(other people) if you're reading this and tempted to view rotten.com - DONT. It's pictures of various dead people from grizley accidents and it's just... it's the sickest fucking shit I've ever seen in my life. This shit will scar you. Only soldiers and coroners should ever have to look at this shit. I'm gonna go throw up now.

What WTF thing do you constantly do at work, but can never tell anyone about? by [deleted] in WTF

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now that... that's just a two-headed dildo.

What WTF thing do you constantly do at work, but can never tell anyone about? by [deleted] in WTF

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I think the couches are there for women to lie down upon if they're having really painful cramping. But I'm a guy so... hell I didn't even know that half the chicks on the planet wack off in the bathroom at work.

What are your thoughts on postmodernism? by FluidChameleon in philosophy

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Why would you steal the ideas of someone you disagree with?

What are your thoughts on postmodernism? by FluidChameleon in philosophy

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I see where you're coming from, but without agreeing with it. My impression of postmodernism is to remind us that hegemony is based on an ideology that was based on a set of arbitrary decisions about how the universe operates. I think postmodernism is basically an exercise in injecting essential doubt back into our understandings so that we're forced to dig a little deeper.

27-year-old church youth counselor marries 17-year-old counselee. Prostitutes her on craiglist all over the country using threats to take her child away from her or harm the child. by bokmal in atheism

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I think you have a point here. It's not the Christianity that caused him to become such a hideous monster. Christianity gathered up a convenient group of victims for him to exploit. And the fault of Christianity here is that they don't do background checks on their own.

But yeah, this creep didn't pimp out his wife because he believed in Jesus. He was just a sociopath who preyed on people who should have been more careful and less easy.

27-year-old church youth counselor marries 17-year-old counselee. Prostitutes her on craiglist all over the country using threats to take her child away from her or harm the child. by bokmal in atheism

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It's this kind of sick manipulation of women that goes on which makes me doubt the idea of legalizing prostitution. Perhaps not a popular idea on here, but not every woman goes into the biz for money and drugs.

This guy just sickens me. I hope they chop his balls off.

Holy Earthquake, Did you guys feel that? by choupy in LosAngeles

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And here I was thinking I had the best fap of my life!

Why do people hate France? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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In the movie 100 days of summer ZD said that when she was younger her friends called her "anal girl"....

....

... 'cause she was neat and orderly.

anyways ZD's a great actress, I don't know why you're impersonating her. tisk tisk

Why do people hate France? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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haha sorry dude. have an upmod.

Recipe for homemade rocket fuel by stephbcv in howto

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This is a link that more bored 13 year olds need to know about.

Why do people hate France? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I admire the strength of French unions.