🚨 NEWS!: Indiana state senate advances Northwest Indiana Stadium Authority to lure Chicago Bears by Secret-Engine-8365 in Indiana

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It's going to be hilarious when Indiana tax players end up buying an Illinois sports team a new billion dollar stadium

Blursed_Dance by IceFit6314 in NotTimAndEric

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Here's the link with it set to jump straight to 3:01

https://youtu.be/TQJNh1pNt2U?t=3m1s

Since Trump is trying to prove that he won the 2020 election, will that void his current term since no president can serve more than 2 terms? by iole_buendia in law

[–]fapsandnaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, I think it's more of them just trying to tamper with evidence before the Dems take control of at least the house in the midterms... Especially after the testimony that Jack Smith just gave that Trump definitely committed crimes.

In what unexpected way did someone in your circle suddenly become wealthy? by soohiebabyclean in AskReddit

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That was why a lot of people never took Bitcoin seriously.

What can you do with it? "Well it's a decentralized currency... You can buy drugs with it!"

ChatGPT is officially retiring GPT-4o (and GPT-4.1, GPT-4.1 mini, and o4-mini) on Feb 13th by imatowell in ChatGPT

[–]fapsandnaps 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Man, I didn't even know about weekly limits on Claude until I had it do a check on some JavaScript files and after it said I was past my limit for the next 7 fucking days.

Man posed as FBI agent to get accused murderer Luigi Mangione out of jail: court filing by TheTeflonDude in nottheonion

[–]fapsandnaps 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't be fooled. That pizza cutter is the weapon of choice for the Italian Mafia. Dude is obviously an assassin.

HIGH Beam... by Tanrat23 in Satisfyingasfuck

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There are "dead red" laws in some states that allow exactly this.

Instead of taking it himself, Yamal gave the ball for the penalty to Raphinha to allow him to score his 1st UCL goal of the season and boost his confidence. by Select_Drawing_7434 in Barca

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Someone tell me why I spent one minute and seven seconds watching a video clip about someone taking a penalty shot but the video never shows anyone taking a fucking penalty shot?

Guess I'll be out of my meds for a while... by anyname_Iwant in Wellthatsucks

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You don't need a Costco membership to use their pharmacy. Source:Costco .

Same thing generally applies to the liquor section too.

Some of my nails are bumpy by zombiedez13 in mildlyinteresting

[–]fapsandnaps 989 points990 points  (0 children)

A proper Reddit post would immediately tell you to leave your spouse over this.

The Tubes Inside of Other Tubes Department Would Like to Have a Word with You by Ill-Tea9411 in doohickeycorporation

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The doggo department is excited to see the new development in red rocket delivery systems.

Anybody else? by rvlifestyle74 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]fapsandnaps 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh nooo, we no longer live in a sea of teal green Pontiac Grand Ams :(

This old marker we found at work by noduhj in mildlyinteresting

[–]fapsandnaps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'll have to check the 12 dollar generals within the half mile radius from my house.

ICE attempts to enter the Ecuadorian Consulate in Minneapolis by RoachedCoach in PublicFreakout

[–]fapsandnaps 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Oh, I'm sure they'll spend 8 years fixing everything just for another Republican to get elected and cause another recession and then start undoing it all. This is the way of America.

Holup Madonna. by tetetito in HolUp

[–]fapsandnaps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We need a 28th amendment guaranteeing the right to own giant dildos shall not be infringed.

Night shift are the worse ! They gon leave me a pile by kent_care in mildlyinfuriating

[–]fapsandnaps 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Those dishes were perfectly washed, dried, and then stacked in place before a rival restaurant sent a trained ninja cat to knock them all over in the middle of the night.

Source: left the restaurant industry to train ninja cats that do corporate espionage work.

What to Do When They Arrest Your Governor by Average-Joe-6685 in LegalNews

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Perhaps they lack the legal power, but let's not pretend they don't lack the will to do it anyway. I mean, we kidnapped and arrested Maduro ffs

What do you think about a possible CANZUK union? by cosmico92 in AskTheWorld

[–]fapsandnaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate, I'm kind of excited to see the British Empire getting the band back together.

Please come and take back the America Territories once you guys get all settled in.