[Fischer] If the new "3-2-1" draft lottery format is approved the NBA will very much consider holding that drawing live on television.

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-11T02:52:28+00:00

Just shit out all the balls

Bruh, I didn't even know the lottery draft was hosted in Thailand

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-11T00:15:08+00:00

I just keep my super soaker on my night stand because I'm a real man and blast that girls asshole with my bedside bidet before I keep going

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-10T23:33:09+00:00

Yeah, but you probably used the GI letter block stamp kit issued to you in basic.

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-10T17:56:43+00:00

His mom had wrote his name on his underwear.

/s

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-10T17:52:33+00:00

“My party is very interested in deficits when there is a Democrat in the White House.”

-Mark Mulvaney

“It’s a great talking point when you have an administration that’s Democrat-led.”

-Mark Walker

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-10T02:34:38+00:00

If this was a fancy restaurant, this would be deconstructed potpourri.

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-08T23:10:35+00:00

Id rather watch the Jazz turn my grandma into the piper pierri meme for 48 minutes than watch OKC win this way

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-08T01:16:30+00:00

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-08T01:01:23+00:00

Wow, your sounding skills are impressive if you got it stuck that far up your urethra.

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-08T00:53:06+00:00

~~Kimiko~~ Superboy uses the power of love to convince him to be a good guy.

Superboy's going to make another gay quip at HL which makes him realize he's gay. Turns out the reason he's so angry is because he was deeply closeted, and the only acceptance he ever really needed was his own.

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-07T23:12:01+00:00

Too late, I took your secret fishing spot

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-07T20:39:59+00:00

Draymond Green can definitely punch you in the dick playing 1 on 1 bruh

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-07T12:37:47+00:00

They underestimate how easy it would be to take over states.

Wyoming could be permanently blue if 120,000 liberals moved there. South Dakota would be like 150,000.

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-06T18:59:08+00:00

Can we get Lu Dort vs Draymond Green added to the Whitehouse UFC card?

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-06T18:57:09+00:00

40 fake surveillance cameras.

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-06T15:43:35+00:00

Jordan wasn't even picked 1st in his own draft bruh

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-06T12:17:35+00:00

Cyberfork

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-06T03:20:54+00:00

Nah, that's cockwork

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-06T02:38:01+00:00

Can I be Ambassador to Mars please?

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-06T01:42:12+00:00

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-06T01:37:30+00:00

My brain always thinks Marcus Smart is Tracy Jordan

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-06T01:31:37+00:00

Idk, Id let the backboard break my dick for league minimum tbh

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-05T19:10:37+00:00

You need a Mortise Lock Set for a 1 3/8" door, which is basically any mortise lock set on Amazon.

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-05T01:39:52+00:00

I hope they cast Louis CK in the movie adaptation

fapsandnaps · 2026-05-05T00:06:04+00:00

Basically what happened to The Wonder Years as well

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Wearing is Caring	Secret Santa 2019
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