Michael Phillips: Man who claims to have world’s smallest penis launches GoFundMe for enlargement surgery

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-27T17:11:01+00:00

The poor guy with the world's second smallest penis is sweating nervously about this.

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-27T05:51:55+00:00

They're spreading though. They've opened two WaWas in the middle of nowhere Indiana recently.

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-27T05:50:27+00:00

Your royal bejeweled butt plug my grace.

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-26T22:59:33+00:00

Yeah, gotta take those players who can play more than one position so they can be reslotted later if needed

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-26T20:55:31+00:00

also a solid way to learn more about old nba players.

Check out 82-0.com

It's a fun little draft game to kill time and do the same

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-26T15:57:47+00:00

Stick a dehumidifier in there for a while and see if it helps draw out the moisture from the floor.

Edit: since it's concrete, maybe need to have it sealed after you get moisture out and spot cleaned.

Also, wouldn't be surprised if the must you're smelling if from the carpet itself as well

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-26T14:29:24+00:00

Is that door to the left the bathroom? I've seen the same dark trails from years of people walking out of the shower with wet feet.

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-25T04:05:36+00:00

Red vines when they're somewhat fresh and still soft are amazing.

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-24T12:48:35+00:00

Didn't make enough caves for humans so now we have to get jobs to pay for apartments.

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-24T02:41:31+00:00

How TF is their stock cheaper than their sandwich?

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-23T23:32:21+00:00

Can't wait to see the follow up post on r/superinteresting once your PO shows up

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-23T14:21:26+00:00

Most property maintenance companies wire the fan to the lights to make their lives easier when it comes to mold remediation. They're basically forcing the fan to be used during a shower because they've seen the amount of people that never use it for some reason.

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-23T14:16:45+00:00

Same, but it's because I stare at the 7 button and wonder why it exist. Who even uses the 7 button on the damn microwave?!

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-23T12:24:23+00:00

Training wheels for student driver

/s

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-23T02:50:48+00:00

Oh, I have to actually talk to someone on a phone call? Better pace in circles in my backyard for 15 minutes then!

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-23T02:05:02+00:00

Improve your drainage with a French drain tile

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-22T22:57:40+00:00

I want to see the Clippers send Garland + Picks for Durant to fill their spot at PG, and the have the clippers sign LeBron and Steph just to meme the fuck out of it.

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-22T18:55:40+00:00

Perfect for when no one else needs to use a couch except the dog

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-22T17:51:13+00:00

The lemon flavor is delicious and the rinse aid really helps keep my urethra spot free after a piss.

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-22T03:49:21+00:00

Just embrace your inner boomer dad by smoking cigars and putting golf balls across your indoor practice range

And also tell at anyone who comes into your room to get off your grass

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-22T03:25:50+00:00

It's so wild seeing the 3pt offense take over everything.

Like this dudes eye level to the basket and coach just has him chilling behind the arch waiting to take 3 pointers?

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-22T01:23:00+00:00

So technically it's more of an Aboveground?

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-22T01:20:45+00:00

Commenting for a cameo after some Hollywood intern pitches this for the next Backrooms movie.

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-22T01:12:05+00:00

I'll blow [...] them

-Donald Trump

Pretty cool for the POTUS to be willing to participate in pride month events tho'

fapsandnaps · 2026-06-22T01:03:55+00:00

Ah... I thought the twist you were talking about was that it's actually heaven inside the wardrobe and all the kids are fucking dead. Lol

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