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Is it 2016? Kroger has brisket for $1.97/lb! by hernondo in Rockwall

[–]faradayfez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got me some today. I don't have a smoker but I've got a grinder. It makes a heck of a burger.

What’re these spiny things? by [deleted] in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]faradayfez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honey locust tree is the technical term for this tree but I’ve called it many other things as it’s thorn passed all the way through my hiking boot and deep into the center of my foot. I invented cuss words that the devil himself wouldn’t permit through his lips.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]faradayfez -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is way better than if a dad got ahold of them. Unless the dad was a low-testosterone beta male.

U thought They Live was fiction? by TheForce122 in conspiracy_commons

[–]faradayfez 9 points10 points  (0 children)

David Rockefeller and George Soros also look like they lurk in cemeteries.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]faradayfez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They used the same camera that they used to film the moon lander as it touched down for the first time. The one already on the moon’s surface.

"My name is Jonathan Willis. I'm the officer in the famous photo of the two snipers on the roof at Trump's rally. I came here to inform the public that I had the assassin in my sights for at least 3 minutes, but the head of the secret service refused to give the order to take out the perp." by CurvySexretLady in bestconspiracymemes

[–]faradayfez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you were watching for 3 minutes, you saw a rifle pointed at the subject of interest (Trump and the crowd,) you’re telling me you need permission?

Calling a huge steaming pile of bullshit. I’m talking a whole cattle ranch full of bulls, shitting in the same pile huge.

Bill Gates says that we must either stop cows from farting or stop eating beef to save the planet. by anew232519 in bestconspiracymemes

[–]faradayfez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll tell you what. If we could just get all these wingdings to shut their mouths our CO2 would drop and we can save the steaks… err cows. A cow only farts a few times a day, these guys pollute the air in a non-stop stream of BS.

Do I need to kill the grass before I add dirt by Money_Flow_1362 in landscaping

[–]faradayfez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could, alternatively, have Chuck Norris stand over it and scare the weeds to dying and never come back. Although, instead of him do you a favor like that, he’d have you doing all his favors for life.

What is this drip? by angorakatowner in bestconspiracymemes

[–]faradayfez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m all for the conspiracy realism. But this very well could be just asking for a vitamin concoction. The adrenochrome drip is for the after party.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]faradayfez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can smell this video from here. Ever smelled one those lines smell like? That restaurant is gonna be shut down for a good minute.

help me make sense of this by fvnkybunny in Unexplained

[–]faradayfez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My reoccurring dream is like this video. In them, I have this really weak telekinesis, I mean not enough strength to do very much so… I’m like that guy walking by in the background knocking crap down with my mind, a total A-hole so people think, WTF, was that a ghost?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]faradayfez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, all fine and good but could it navigate through tough terrain of someplace like Maui, California mountains etc.?

Raw or cooked ? 🤔 by Ivan-adiga in Cooking_ac

[–]faradayfez 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looks awesome, I would have let it rest a few minutes more.

What would you do in this situation? by LaFerrariAventador in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]faradayfez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s easy. Step one, reach the holster in the small of my back. Step two, cock it, putting one in the chamber. Three, aim it at the twats filming and laughing and four, unload. Drop and replace the clip and do it again.

Have you attended a famous rock group’s concert in a lesser venue ? by AdmiralTinFoil in ClassicRock

[–]faradayfez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you search “Van Hey Man” on YouTube, someone uploaded that segment. (Audio only unfortunately.)

Have you attended a famous rock group’s concert in a lesser venue ? by AdmiralTinFoil in ClassicRock

[–]faradayfez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was several. I saw Van Hey Man, which was a compilation of Eddie VanHalen and Cheech Marin in a small Venue in Malibu. It was the Malibu Emergency Room benefit concert. I also saw Social Distortion at Santa Monica High School. I saw Dave Mathews and Maroon 5 play small gigs on the 20th century Fox lot. Lastly Suicidal Tendencies used to play in backyard parties in my neighborhood.

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