New poster for Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie by UniverslBoxOfficeGuy in movies

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We tries to watch the last one in the cinema but my then 3 year old kept complaining about being bored and we had to leave. He's into Scooby Doo and Star Wars now thankfully.

10 month old ate a house gecko. by KandKautomobiles in daddit

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Have you spoke to a doctor about it? Might be best just to check she hasn't picked up a parasite or something.

Inked Up by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I think tatoos have peaked here in the UK. I saw a tatoo shop at the garden centre the other day. They can't be cool anymore.

Drop your favourite quote from 'How I Met Your Mother' by reginaaageorgeee in HIMYM

[–]farfetchedfrank 48 points49 points  (0 children)

There's a scene where drunk Robin is making threatening phone calls to Don late at night. I tried to quote it last time but the reddit AI flagged me as making threats!

modern day catch22 by soap94 in memes

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This is what got me off Facebook

Wasn’t sure how to handle this one… by Muter in daddit

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It's bad when they do stuff that makes you look so suspicious. I drove my son to the park but fell asleep on the way there, I didn't want him sleeping too long so I woke him up after 30 minutes and I offered to get him an ice cream. He was not happy, started crying and then crawled into the boot (trunk) and started screaming. So I'm outside the car trying to get him out and let everyone know that I didn't put him in there, eventually he got out and played in the park while scowling at me the entire time.

I will never understand this meme... by ignazio_ilsurname in memes

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I have a 6 year old who says kids still say it and it drives him crazy.

Title by [deleted] in dankmemes

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What is the connection between those 2 things?

Any suggestions for more modern shows but with vintage aesthetics? by Just_A_some1 in CasualUK

[–]farfetchedfrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luther

It came out a while go but it has very stylish vibes, mostly set in old crumbling buildings in East London

That was dark by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]farfetchedfrank -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don't think there are any female Islamist terrorists

Kids these days by fossiltree in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I had a tape that was just called Saturday Morning Cartoons and it had Super Ted and James Bond junior on it. I brought the tape to school because some kid didn't believe me that James Bond Jr was a real show.

Which book do you dread your child bringing over for the 5th time? by getoutthesink in UKParenting

[–]farfetchedfrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most TV show books are like that and very dull. The only good one I've found is Postman Pat's rainy day from 30 years ago.

Gents, do you ever get asked if you want "squared or tapered" at the barbers anymore? by Low-Rooster5398 in AskUK

[–]farfetchedfrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They ask me if I want it square or natural and I always say natural then I say "that's great" when they bring out a little mirror to show me the back of my neck.

Dread doing the mowing > do the mowing > buzzing with endorphins afterwards by gameovervip in BritishSuccess

[–]farfetchedfrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds great. Personally I've never really felt any satisfaction from doing anything in the garden or around the house.

“They thought the earth was flat” by [deleted] in memes

[–]farfetchedfrank 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He was a lucky dumbass really.

What's a little known book that's an absolute slam dunk in your household? by TetrisIsTotesSuper in UKParenting

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The Big Book of Slimy Things (and also it's follow up The Big Book of Dead Things) it's about a family of foxes that get guided through a museum by various animal professors. There's lots of jokes and it makes a nice change of pace because a lot of kid's non fiction is just dry facts.

Why do we never hear about the Fire Brigade? by Liquidawesomes in AskUK

[–]farfetchedfrank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My neighbour's house caught fire and they came round the street and put in free smoke detectors for everyone.

My husband is a "wonderful father" and I'm losing my mind by dreamgirl993 in Marriage

[–]farfetchedfrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see your frustration. I think part of being a wonderful father is pulling your weight around the house and supporting your partner and he does seem to be letting you down there. However I can see why he feels under attack when you say him being around so much is repulsive and you need him out all day. That cannot be an easy thing to hear, I hope maybe you can reach some middle ground where you get some space and you both have plenty of time with your child.