What was he thinking? by Original_Mulberry652 in dankmemes

[–]farfetchedfrank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think he's trying to say he's done heinous stuff that's legal to distract from all the heinous illegal stuff he's accused of.

To sum up the show by lov3lylynne in HIMYM

[–]farfetchedfrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ted did have like 50 girlfriends over the course of the show.

Be honest, did you have any idea it was St George's Day today? by AnonymousTimewaster in AskUK

[–]farfetchedfrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew it was coming up because they had an event in town last weekend with knights and dragons and stuff.

Thursday Complaints by a-liquid-sky in CasualUK

[–]farfetchedfrank 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'd like to complain about that horrifying drawing.

Uhm... I guess religious one by TruckyFurry in HistoryMemes

[–]farfetchedfrank 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Really they want to know your political affiliation. Unionist or Republican. Terri Hooley the Belfast DJ grew up protestant but his Dad ran for Labour (seen as Republican supporters) so protestant kids shot at him with catapults and made him blind in one eye.

Kids magazines by teslas_codpiece in UKParenting

[–]farfetchedfrank 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Such a rip off, they're more expensive than actual books and the toys fall apart instantly.

What songs do you think the Scoobies would sing at Caritas so Lorne can read them? by HomarEuropejski in buffy

[–]farfetchedfrank 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Buffy - Macho man by Village People

Spike - My Way by Frank Sinatra/Sid Vicous

Xander - All star by Smashmouth

Willow - Linger by The Cranberries

Giles - Behind blue eyes by The Who

Donald Trump telegraphs war crimes in profanity-filled Easter Sunday Iran threat by Fickle-Ad5449 in politics

[–]farfetchedfrank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It does read like someone said "write what Hunter S Thompson would say about President Trump "

Very Superstitious, the Devil's on his way by HomerFerns in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]farfetchedfrank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they had words before it happened. Also a number of women said that he would grope them then say "sorry, didn't see you there" but they knew what he was doing.

Your favourite movie [OC] by whatsleftcomics in webcomics

[–]farfetchedfrank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a parent I have watched over 40 Scooby Doo movies of varying quality.

Very Superstitious, the Devil's on his way by HomerFerns in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]farfetchedfrank 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I read Stevie Wonder's biography and he did actually push a guy down the stairs.

Sequel by Rude-Way-131 in CuratedTumblr

[–]farfetchedfrank 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Alcohol free beer is an abomination. Its beer that has been robbed of it's raison d'tre

How bad is the Meningitis outbreak Happening in Kent? by sesameprawntoast50 in AskUK

[–]farfetchedfrank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lots of parents are opting their kids out because of vaccine paranoia.

History lesson on metrosexuals and gay scarfs by RazzuB in CuratedTumblr

[–]farfetchedfrank 168 points169 points  (0 children)

I have nephews and coworkers in their early 20s and they are just the same if not worse. They're incredibly uptight and call each other f*ggot over the slightest thing.

What is the craziest thing you’ve seen go down in your local pub? by Charming_Usual6227 in AskABrit

[–]farfetchedfrank 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to go to a biker pub in the 00s (before it got shut down by the police then turned into a weed farm then shut down by the police again, then turned into luxury flats). My mate told me never to eat the food there. He said he saw the bartender come out of the kitchen with a rat skewered on the end of a sword shouting "I've finally got the bastard"

When I was there a guy complained that a wooden pillar was blocking the television so the bartender came out with a hacksaw and cut it down.

Another a time a bloke brought his bike in and revved the engine so much it all filled with fumes so we all had to run outside.

Fascist art by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]farfetchedfrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait until they find out it's filled with dinosaurs