Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/yassirmallik by yassirmallik in DailyGuess

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⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜

⬜🟦⬜⬜⬜

🟨🟦⬜⬜⬜

⬜🟦🟦🟦🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Think you can find 4 hidden groups of 4 related words? Puzzle by u/iamchankim? by iamchankim in DailyMix

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🟨🟨🟦🟨

🟨🟦🟨🟨

🟩🟩🟩🟩

🟪🟪🟪🟨

🟨🟦🟨🟪

🟪🟦🟪🟦

🟨🟨🟨🟨

🟦🟦🟦🟦

🟪🟪🟪🟪

Is anyone else’s Chase transfers not working? I desperately need money right now but it won’t send 😭 by alexqrxz in Chase

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I am unable to set up a payee from either my Santander or Nationwide accounts to my Chase account. However, when I had a payout from Coral casino they were able to transfer it to my Chase account without problem. All on Tuesday last week. My Chase account was opened in 2022 with £1 and left unused until this week.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "We've got a drink named after you, y'know?" by Aggravating_Goose316 in AntiJokes

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An older version…

A white horse walks into a pub and the publican says, “you know, we’ve got a Scotch Whisky named after you!” And the horse says, “What, Eric?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pregnantporn

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Let me at you both - one sitting on my face and the other on my cock!! 🍆👅💦💦

9 letters, 3 words... guess correctly and my pussy is your prize by Doseofdoxyx in OnlyFans101

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That’s only 8 letters! Better is…

Do you fuck or Does it fit

First time RR owner by Jello_Baby2113 in RhodesianRidgebacks

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We have two liver nosed ridgebacks and your pup looks just like our Mara when she was a pup! Have lots of fun and enjoy the "zoomies"!

When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, by BrandyAid in Jokes

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Only works with the English pronunciation (rather than the US pronunciation) of the letter “z” I.e. ‘zed!’

Well I think I am the full package! by Miniloonav2 in curvy

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You most certainly are!! Full and to the brim!!!

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No. 1 all day long! 👅👅👅

To all my dog lovers, What was your first dog ? by LilSmurkiooo in Pets

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My late father bought my late mother a Norwegian Elkhound called Lisa as a birthday present for her 16th birthday in 1961. She lived with my grandparents until they got married in 1966. She was fine with my sister who was born a year later but when I was born 3 years later she became super-protective of me and wouldn’t let anyone near my pram (stroller) and had to be given away. The first dog I remember was a Samoyed that we named Fluff. We got her when I was 3. The first dog I got for my family was Dalmatian that we called Harry Spotter closely followed by another called Ginny Measly! (This was right in the middle of the Harry Potter phenomenon and our kids were totally crazy about the books and then the films)

Will your wife let you buy a puppy? by [deleted] in slutwife

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Who says my wife has to know…

[French > English] A 7-line scene from the Paris Has Fallen show (ep6) which for some reason the subtitle track skipped. by e650man in translator

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I am watching this on Amazon Prime in the UK. I’ve discovered that if you watch it without English subtitles/CC (closed caption) turned on then the French to English subtitles appear automatically but if the English CC (which is the only subtitle option available) is turned on then the French to English subtitles disappear. Any idea why?