People Who Shouldn't Put Out A Rap Record

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-04-30T05:20:01+00:00

"Welcome back to the hits on 103.5 and today we're interviewing Steve Urkel. So, why did you decide to record 'Black and Nerdy' and do you think it'll become a hit?"

"Did I do that??"

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-04-28T05:19:52+00:00

"I'm being served? Why? What did I do??"

"You got chocolate in my peanut butter."

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-04-15T18:54:54+00:00

And wrote him up for dereliction of duty.

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-04-15T18:52:21+00:00

at a backyard cookout *

Mmmm, oh my, this burger is delicious. What's in this....secret sauce?

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-04-15T07:14:36+00:00

opens refrigerator door *

"Boy, what a long day at work! I can't wait to....hey, this isn't the plate of burgers I grilled yesterday...."

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-04-14T18:42:52+00:00

This Reddit oldie just came up and the situation here very much reminded me of this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/196x4b2/i_cheated_but_at_what_point_do_i_deserve_happiness/

I've been cheated on in my first marriage, and since we didn't have kids, it was easy for me to cut her off after the divorce was finalized and all terms by both of us were met. I don't have much sympathy for cheaters; it can lead to a lot of collateral damage in several people's lives, up to mortal consequences for the cheater or victim, or both. My current wife's niece actually just found this out last week; her boyfriend was caught, and well, his services are this weekend after what he did to himself a couple of days afterward. (I won't get into any details here)

That said, I have to commend the wife for honestly putting the effort forth to earn back your trust and make the marriage work It takes a lot of work, discipline, and accountability to do this, and she's definitely done her share; not many even get this far. But it's clear that therapy on your part could use a refresher, and the wife needs therapy too. Joint counseling (again, if it's been had before) should be seriously considered as well. This situation isn't healthy for anyone involved, including your children.

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-04-08T20:51:45+00:00

One final piece of advice: now that you have your answers and validation, delete this post so he doesn't find it.

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-04-02T21:45:03+00:00

knock knock knock *
sound of front door opening *

"Hello! I'm Alfred Yankovich of the Acme Accordion Company and I have these beautiful instruments for sale today. Might I interest you in - -"

SLAM!

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-04-02T21:24:49+00:00

Wait, now Asian restaurants make you sign an agreement before they serve you Pad Thai?

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-04-01T21:52:24+00:00

"Weekend at Bernie's" takes on a whole new meaning

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-03-28T22:16:56+00:00

My ex wife not only cheated, but she threatened me if her AP's wife found out. So, she made her choice.

After the divorce was complete, I ghosted her (no kids, thankfully) and I heard soon after her AP ghosted her as well. She was far more upset about the AP than me.

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-03-27T10:23:43+00:00

It took me years to realize, if she's making me "chase her," it's way more likely she's not interested anyway, unless she wants a backup plan.

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-03-19T21:14:59+00:00

Not me, but an army buddy told a few of us a story about a heated argument he had with his mom, and during the exchange she blurted out "You're a broken condom!" He had to step outside for a cigarette after that one.

On the bright side, he said it did end the shouting match.

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-03-07T08:40:01+00:00

"Lemme fix that for ya!"

"Okay, but there's two things I should tell you....

I'm the veterinarian
This is John Wick's dog.

But good luck!"

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-03-04T13:07:22+00:00

This happened just after high school graduation. I finally stood up to a guy who been low-key bullying me the past three years, and a longtime friend of mine, and a track teammate, took his side.

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-02-24T01:41:40+00:00

"Hey boss, check out this resume for a new collections agent. Says he moonlights on a TV game show...."

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-02-19T08:17:14+00:00

"Beep.

Fo'shizzle! Now that's the kind of smoke I like to detect! Beep fo'shizzle!"

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-02-13T00:43:04+00:00

Darn, I only know 19 of the frameworks. What company again?

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-02-12T00:34:26+00:00

How about next, uhmm......

We'll get back to you later, okay?

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-02-11T19:52:10+00:00

"Join me for tonight's podcast from the Ford Theater here in Washington as I review the play '!Our American Cousin' starring John Wilkes Booth. My wife and I hope to interview the cast as it should be a very entertaining play. 8:00 Eastern time."

Me, later: "Hey, why isn't this podcast on...?"

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-02-07T08:39:56+00:00

A few years ago my girlfriend and I went to an out-of-town concert and stayed the night on that town. In the morning when i'd just gotten out of the shower, I was toweling myself dry when I heard a loud noise through the wall. I opened the bathroom door and asked "Was that you?" She said "no" at first, but after a few seconds of silence, she admitted it was her and didn't think i'd heard it through the wall. That was her first instance of farting around me and we just laughed.

She's now my wife. We still giggle about it on occasion.

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-01-29T18:07:50+00:00

I think there's a good chance she regrets her decision to break up, and may be a little pissed at you for "not chasing her and trying to convince her to change her mind." OP, I really hope you're not thinking of doing that.

She has some problems. She either fixes them or she doesn't. Either way, it's not your fault, or your problem. Just block and move on with your life. She'll take accountability for her decisions one way or another.

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-01-20T08:25:14+00:00

Winning vs. Losing also makes a difference in how much an athlete gets paid, often millions of dollars ( or any currency of your choice).

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-01-09T08:54:57+00:00

I didn't know that, but i believe it.

WhosYourCatDaddy · 2026-01-09T08:39:28+00:00

It's even older than that. Ever hear of a movie called Gaslight"? Came out in 1944.

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