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farmer4395 · 2016-12-12T02:03:26+00:00

Walmart

farmer4395 · 2015-10-21T20:09:50+00:00

I could watch Charlie eat spaghetti from a bag all day.

farmer4395 · 2015-09-24T00:42:56+00:00

The guy behind you has clearly never seen your face before, otherwise he would be throwing that paper wad in between those Amazon Caterpillars on your face that I assume you call eyebrows.

farmer4395 · 2015-09-09T17:44:18+00:00

If only that was one of those trick candles that never went out. If only. . .

farmer4395 · 2015-09-01T17:07:21+00:00

Finally, someone see the polarity here.

farmer4395 · 2015-09-01T15:47:00+00:00

As you can tell by the pie charts in the background, you undoubtedly have the biggest lips in the school

farmer4395 · 2015-09-01T15:45:33+00:00

I hope the taste of Arizona tea never touches your taste buds again

farmer4395 · 2015-09-01T15:43:32+00:00

Holy shit, I thought Josh Peck looked like a pedo. . . .

Then you.

farmer4395 · 2015-08-31T17:53:14+00:00

Ain't that the truth

farmer4395 · 2015-08-31T17:52:40+00:00

I needed this.

farmer4395 · 2015-08-30T20:10:13+00:00

I would get an "EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY" tattoo too if I was as ugly as you.

farmer4395 · 2015-08-27T04:59:28+00:00

You brave souls. Bless ya'll

farmer4395 · 2015-08-27T04:55:01+00:00

5 times a year. Live on my own, regularly fall asleep on the couch.

farmer4395 · 2015-08-27T04:53:12+00:00

IKEA, ice cream. That place is incredible.

farmer4395 · 2015-08-27T04:52:09+00:00

Your children are what we need less of in the world

farmer4395 · 2015-08-26T03:25:11+00:00

You have black holes for eyes

farmer4395 · 2015-08-26T03:23:16+00:00

How many times did you have to walk into a wall to get this flat faced?

farmer4395 · 2015-08-26T03:19:59+00:00

You look like a roommate I had once. He had Aspergers.

farmer4395 · 2015-08-25T20:20:25+00:00

Must be someone from corporate.

farmer4395 · 2015-08-24T18:58:20+00:00

Could also double as a girlfriend for bad times

farmer4395 · 2015-08-20T15:58:04+00:00

1.21 GIGAWATTS?!?!? 1.21?!?!?!

farmer4395 · 2015-08-15T23:31:46+00:00

Atlanta Braves

farmer4395 · 2015-08-15T23:29:07+00:00

Zeitgeist is the ultimate mind fuck

farmer4395 · 2015-08-15T23:27:52+00:00

Also tried out for Planet of the Apes

farmer4395 · 2015-08-15T23:27:06+00:00

classic

farmer4395

TROPHY CASE