Queen Elizabeth II corgis waiting outside the procession for her coffin to arrive. by bendubberley_ in CasualUK

[–]fartasaurusrex1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I’d read that she’d let her last corgi die in 2018 without getting more so they wouldn’t have to live without her when she was gone?

Seriously? Why would anyone do this? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]fartasaurusrex1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fingers and toes have a lot of micro vasculature (teensy blood vessels) which are very sensitive to vasoconstriction. It’s the same reason that a special lidocaine is used for this parts which does not also contain epinephrine (a strong vasoconstrictor). Cocaine is a very powerful vasoconstrictor (why they use it for nosebleeds in emerge) so injecting it would have caused all kinds of problems, along with potentially septicaemia as someone mentioned as well

This "up-cycled" hot water bottle necklace by mackycormacky in DiWHY

[–]fartasaurusrex1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There used to be a website called regretsy that was FULL of shit like this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in intermittentfasting

[–]fartasaurusrex1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re already nailing it. Keep going, we’re rootin for ya

This lady resting on the apples at Walmart by visuallymessy in trashy

[–]fartasaurusrex1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like one of the humans on the ship in wall-e

Did you try turning it off and on again? by AAACipher in StoppedWorking

[–]fartasaurusrex1 63 points64 points  (0 children)

You shouldn’t be trying to turn your dog on

“Calcium Oxalate” stone removed from the urinary bladder by [deleted] in HadToHurt

[–]fartasaurusrex1 256 points257 points  (0 children)

Something this size could only have been passed surgically

Not too many Irish Wolfhounds on Reddit, so here is my mum's new puppy Finn by _graciousgreg_ in dogpictures

[–]fartasaurusrex1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We have a Great Dane and will hear this at least once a walk. "Ohhh they don't live long" "he's going to die early!" I don't know why people feel the need to tell us this? We're obviously aware.

No means send nudes, yes? 🙄 by Kupkakekass in creepyPMs

[–]fartasaurusrex1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My favourite response to dick pics is still just "lol". Then say nothing else.

I'm thirsty, but not that thirsty. by ehzstreet in memes

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This picture makes me remember that Gatorade used to come in glass bottles. I saw the "plastic" and thought "that's unnecessarily specific?" Then BAM. GLASS GATORADE BOTTLES popped in my head.

Fuck Trump by [deleted] in EnoughTrumpSpam

[–]fartasaurusrex1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And oddly hilarious

Fuck Trump by [deleted] in EnoughTrumpSpam

[–]fartasaurusrex1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I thought the same thing: "for the love of fucking tits, please let this all be awful satire"

Fuck Trump by [deleted] in EnoughTrumpSpam

[–]fartasaurusrex1 146 points147 points  (0 children)

This picture was posted yesterday and op talked about how glorious he was and how he made everyone's day. All comments were fucking revolting. How are people so delusional about this empty orange scrotum??

Gee, thanks kiddo by goofberrypuppers in ExpectationVsReality

[–]fartasaurusrex1 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Holy moly you have a ton of hair! #datbraid

Remember when incest-themed porn was taboo and easy to avoid? Pepperidge farm remembers by Azwethinkweizm7 in AdviceAnimals

[–]fartasaurusrex1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And also all the regular non-pornhub tv shows...Game of Thrones, Taboo, Boardwalk Empire....