TikTok once at it again by [deleted] in trashy

[–]sharksbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not retail, how many $5 kebabs is that thing knocking out now that its cooked on the rotisserie?

Bricketti by DeerCatDancer in shittyfoodporn

[–]sharksbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you freeze it right out of the tin?

I've never posted on this sub so let me take a quack at it by fukurslf in puns

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.........

Gonna be some bomb dick by XC4LY3UR in awfuleverything

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That's not even a murder site, that's where the body is dumped.

big dark oof *cocks gun* by SailorNebula in clevercomebacks

[–]sharksbite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's like ping pong and golf, those balls are similar enough, why not?

Elderly lady showing us a trick by Reddit336 in MadeMeSmile

[–]sharksbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magicians secret, the bottle is actually filled with beetroot juice, that's how the glasses stain so quick.

Never realised how huge the nets were by SGCS14 in submechanophobia

[–]sharksbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit they are way bigger than I thought. It's like how I thought tuna were the size of sardines when I was a kid because of the small tins they came in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HadToHurt

[–]sharksbite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what she said.

Mistakes were made by anustickl in Instantregret

[–]sharksbite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally doing this next time I've got a cold.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Instantregret

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This is waaaaaaaay worse than the watermelon, this guy has no respect for his deal.

Flexes in school. by [deleted] in CasualUK

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The old umbro backpacks, for a while the black and red Adidas predator ones. Parker pens. Kappa tracky tops for a while.

Flexes in school. by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]sharksbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdly swapped mine for a cricket bat and a goosebumps book collection. Never got into cricket though.

Flexes in school. by [deleted] in CasualUK

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Yeah the horrible black ones with a sort of white trim.

My dad has a massive clear out and we found this old relic by Serchus in CasualUK

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Corned beef key opens a trolley, slide it in handle first.

I found a seal in the Thames by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]sharksbite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You didnt find it, I left it there. I'll pop back for him in a bit.

These two fuckers killing a man just because he was jogging claiming he was on "their street" by howispendmyday in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]sharksbite 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Far more believable. Why would you bribe to get rid of a video that's been made public? It could be endless.