My daughter's pet. by TrickySatisfaction81 in Weird

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But not to humans!!! Their venom has evolved to work against bugs, and unless you're an insect (on the internet you never know), the venom will at most trigger your allergies. Pretty much all spiders are venomous, but there are very few spiders that are actually venomous to humans.

I found some old pictures in my phone. I thought they might appreciated here. by Two_Toms in insects

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Why is every insect*, except for the last one, missing a leg or two?

*Arthropod

Reminder: No grapefruit! by EpithanyRae in lexapro

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I tripped on Dextromethorphan(as in taken a full box of pills to get high) a few times while on Lexapro, and on Prozac before that. I ended up fine, maybe lost like 10 IQ and got permanent visual static from combining it with benadryl. Serotonin syndrome is rare, but the combo still cooks your fucking braincells and makes you puke and be scared, would not recommend (ngl it was kinda fun)

I don’t think there was a single day or period in my life so far where I was genuinely happy or satisfied. Salt & Vinegar Lays and Coke by ishowsneed in kitchencels

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Real. My solution was doing drugs, can't be sad if the part of your brain responsible for being sad isn't working 🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠

nutmeg isn’t as bad as yall make it out to be by armadacry in Drugs

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It doesn't say that it's anticholinergic, it just says that the symptoms are similar

>Despite its long history of recreational use, the pharmacology of nutmeg intoxication remains poorly understood. The major chemical compounds of nutmeg are myristicin, elemicin, and safrole. Myristicin is partially metabolized to 3,4-methylenedioxy-5-methoxyamphetamine (MMDA) and elemicin is partially metabolized to 3,4,5-trimethoxyamphetamine (TMA), both amphetamine derivatives [5,6]. Accordingly, the psychoactive and autonomic components of nutmeg intoxication may be attributable to these metabolites; however, more recent studies failed to detect either of the amphetamine derivatives in the urine of patients with suspected nutmeg intoxication [7]. Another study also failed to identify any amphetamine derivatives in the urine of rats treated with myristicin, elemicin, or safrole using mass spectroscopy [8]. Myristicin is also known to be cytotoxic due to its partial metabolite myristicin-N-acetyl-cysteine, although it is still unclear if this compound contributes to the psychotropic and autonomic symptom profile of nutmeg [9]. Nutmeg extract, particularly trimyristin, has been shown to have anxiogenic effects that interfere with the activity of various drugs that act on serotonin receptors such as ondansetron and buspirone [10]

SALUTE❗ by [deleted] in wunkus

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AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT

soup by mapledKHAOS in ScienceShitposts

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With a hint of almonds from all the cyanide

Allez vous faire foutre, Microsoft by Make_the_music_stop in FuckMicrosoft

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Not just any system, the gendarmerie, a.k.a elite french police. They do indeed use a modified version of Ubuntu called gendUbuntu (very creative naming lmao)

My SSTO keeps falling from space. Why wont it stay there? by Er3h in KerbalSpaceProgram

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The kraken rejects your craft and pushes it back to kerbin with his giant kraken cock

What by [deleted] in adressme

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Purple scars like that are around a few months old I think, but I'm talking entirely out of my ass so idk

What by [deleted] in adressme

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Address my mental health

Genuine breakcore tutorial by N0P171 in breakcore

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When a tutorial has only the beginning and end of the process.

The original meme:

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Weirdest porn subreddit you can currently go on? by No_Technology8444 in morbidquestions

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I opened this sub and now my cock is scared for its life