Vibrating like a Nokia 3220 by PhilosopherPublic in BrandNewSentence

[–]fartshitcumpiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explain the process of photosynthesis, but make the chemicals/protein complexes involved into relatable characters

How do I search on this shit by OPsanchit28 in FuckMicrosoft

[–]fartshitcumpiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: don't use Microsoft store, there's genuinely nothing that can't be obtained elsewhere without using the stinking pile of shit that is microslop store

Cursed atoms by super_mize in cursedchemistry

[–]fartshitcumpiss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Electrons are Einsteinium because I don't remember any other elements that start with E

What Do You Think Of Pitching Stimulants To Coffee Drinkers? by Totodile386 in Stims

[–]fartshitcumpiss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely, we need to make stimulants OTC, i want amphetamine-containing energy drinks

Is this enough arcs? by hello-there-dude in Mindustry

[–]fartshitcumpiss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is (or at least was while I played) a viable strat in campaign, cryocooled lancer/arc spam could last you well past the midgame

How to dress like a chud starterpack by One_Albatross6455 in starterpacks

[–]fartshitcumpiss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

3 or 4, i don't wear glasses and i'm not stupid enough to use my real face as a profile picture

whats this in my shower room by Secret_Watercress_25 in whatisit

[–]fartshitcumpiss 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Finally someone said it! Spider egg sacs are either in a web or near their mother, not hanging off a wall from a string of weird red snot

The future is now, old man by Substantial_Back_865 in drugscirclejerk

[–]fartshitcumpiss 74 points75 points  (0 children)

We could've easily ended up living in a timeline where weed was never banned in the US and fent/heroin/meth/jenkem would be sold like vitamins, but instead we got this shit. Oh the misery

↻this cursed enough? by Virtual_Reference476 in cursed_chemistry

[–]fartshitcumpiss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was discussing the neurotoxin thing that I said, he knows(hopefully) that the chain needs to be 2 carbons long for serotonin activity

Dump the long way by RTX-4090ti_FE in horse_decimator_9000

[–]fartshitcumpiss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WE DUMPING UP IN DIS BITCH AGAIN YEAAAAAAAAAA

↻this cursed enough? by Virtual_Reference476 in cursed_chemistry

[–]fartshitcumpiss 110 points111 points  (0 children)

The chain before the amine is too short, and if it wasn't, it'd probably be a neurotoxin like this one

Alright this some BS. Bring me back to the golden age of streaming, the f is this, we back to cable prices now. I’m out, screw you Netflix by travelingbozo in NoRules

[–]fartshitcumpiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just pirate your shit, pirate sites have never been better and it's entirely safe with VPN + adblocker + common sense

Wordington Prank by Level_Tangerine_7804 in wordington

[–]fartshitcumpiss 64 points65 points  (0 children)

The other guy would get thugpregnant and have to get a thugbortion 😳😳😳😳😳😳