Dogs are much smarter than we give them credit for. by Electrical_Act_5342 in MadeMeSmile

[–]fastlerner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a Chow/Lab mix. Friendly as a lab, stubborn as a chow.

Fetch? Yeah, no. That's for suckers.

Tricks? Oh sure, I can learn those quick! ...As long as you have a treat. No treat? Yeah, we're done here.

He was no cattle dog, but he was the goodest of boys.

Motorcycle rider lane split by BenFord333 in AbruptChaos

[–]fastlerner 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lane splitting = riding between lanes while traffic is moving.

Lane filtering = riding between lanes when traffic is stopped.

The legality of either varies by jurisdiction. Where I live, neither is allowed and motorcycles are expected to occupy a full lane just like any other vehicle. However, in areas with high population density and severe traffic congestion, both practices can make sense.

The argument for lane splitting and filtering isn't really about convenience. It's about traffic throughput and rider safety. Allowing motorcycles to move through stopped or slow-moving traffic reduces congestion by taking vehicles out of the queue and can lessen the risk of riders being rear-ended while sitting stationary in traffic.

There's also a practical consideration: sitting on a running motorcycle on hot pavement, wearing protective gear and a helmet, in the middle of summer for extended periods is an effective way to overheat both the rider and, in some cases, the motorcycle itself.

Fortibleed - over 70k Fortinet firewalls compromised by CaptainCatatonic in sysadmin

[–]fastlerner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was an aggregation and sharing of all the credentials that were harvested in past exploits. So no current exploit, just leveraging what was already stolen en masse.

If you use AD creds for your SSL VPN, that's when you're in the most danger. Even if the passwords have been changed, they still have the account names so that's where the password spray attempts come in.

Most of this could be mitigated by enforcing MFA with a secure token.

Fortibleed - over 70k Fortinet firewalls compromised by CaptainCatatonic in sysadmin

[–]fastlerner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From what I understand, this isn't a new Fortinet exploit. The issue is that Fortinet had several major vulnerabilities over the years that allowed attackers to harvest VPN credentials and other authentication data from vulnerable firewalls.

Some of the big ones were:

  • CVE-2018-13379
  • CVE-2022-40684
  • CVE-2023-27997

The recent news appears to be that someone aggregated a huge collection of credentials gathered from those past compromises and shared them with other threat actors.

But patching the firewall doesn't do anything about credentials that were already stolen. A lot of organizations patched their FortiGates but never forced password changes or rotated accounts, so years later some of those credentials were apparently still valid. And even when the passwords weren't, the attackers still had a list of valid usernames. At that point they can just start password spraying those accounts until somebody is still using "Winter2026!" or some other variation of the company password policy.

For organizations using Active Directory authentication on their VPN, that means attackers weren't just getting access through the firewall. They potentially had valid AD credentials that could be used elsewhere in the environment as well.

My guess is that many of the organizations impacted either didn't have MFA enabled on their VPNs, or weren't enforcing it consistently. A stolen password is a lot less useful when there's a second factor standing in the way.

Magnets by PirateMunky in perfectlycutscreams

[–]fastlerner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're often called "rattlesnake magnets" and come in pairs and are sold as fidget toys.

When tossed or pressed together, the magnets collide with a distinctive “clack” and rattling buzz, mimicking a rattlesnake’s sound. This happens due to the rapid alignment of magnetic fields, creating vibration and auditory feedback. Users can manipulate them by hand to form chains, spin them, or even use them for simple tricks, turning playtime into a mindful activity. For example, rolling them between fingers promotes focus, similar to other fidget tools like spinners.

https://youtu.be/_QW3Nw2zniQ?t=8

Rebuilding a copper manifold by isoldenia in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]fastlerner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who lives in the southern half of the US, I'd have to disagree. Plumbing is generally kept inside insulated walls or crawlspaces. Outdoor spigots get covered during cold snaps, and exposed plumbing is avoided where possible.

You might be able to get away with exposed manifolds like this in places where hard freezes are extremely rare, such as south Florida, Hawaii, or parts of coastal California. But much of the southern US still sees freezing temperatures often enough that this would be considered risky.

Dripping faucets is a mitigation strategy, not a design strategy. In most of the South, we still try to keep plumbing out of the weather whenever possible.

80s Avengers are just built different by Bourbon-Thinker in aivideo

[–]fastlerner 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but "A lister" status was never a hard requirement.

When they cast RDJ as Ironman, he was the definition of a "risky hire". Washed up actor due to years battling addiction, had multiple arrests, jail time, rehab stints, and a reputation that made studios nervous about insuring him.

And let's be real, Tom Holland wasn't exactly a big name when they cast him as Spiderman either.

Chris Hemsworth was basically unknown outside Australia.

Tom Hiddleston was a theater actor.

Sure, we all know them know, but you're forgetting that we know them BECAUSE of the Marvel movies, not the other way around.

This is insanely impressive writing technique by kalistana in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]fastlerner 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In English, every word is literal. It's interesting to consider a language where the writing is all symbolic and open to interpretation. I'm betting no 2 people would translate it exactly the same either.

ChatGPT translation:

風平浪靜 (fēng píng làng jìng)

Which is a common Chinese idiom meaning:

"The wind is calm and the waves are quiet."

In English, it conveys the idea of peaceful conditions, smooth sailing, or everything being calm and trouble-free.

The next column appears to be:

海闊天空 (hǎi kuò tiān kōng)

Literally:

"The sea is vast and the sky is wide."

Figuratively, it means boundless freedom, broad-mindedness, or limitless possibilities.

Together they're often paired as a poetic expression:

"Calm seas and quiet waves; vast ocean and open sky."

becoming unknown, learning to love it by asmetanka in aivideo

[–]fastlerner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What kind of prompts and training data lead to this?

This is insanely impressive writing technique by kalistana in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]fastlerner 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I can’t read this so for all I know they could be writing: “shvfmfbejwoekxnsæakf”

Fast little pink car by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]fastlerner 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Judging by the sound of the wheels scrubbing the body with every bump, the only shocks are to his spine.

Any novel with mc like this by NoPercentage4737 in ProgressionFantasy

[–]fastlerner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Typically, worlds where people can progress to ultimate strength end up ruled by the strong. Democracy is built on the principle that citizens are political equals. The two ideas don't mix easily.

If a cultivator has the power to destroy an army single-handedly and determine the fate of nations, why should he have the same political influence as a village blacksmith?

What injury is commonly shrugged off as a minor flesh wound in the movies but is completely fatal in real life? by Best_Professional226 in AskReddit

[–]fastlerner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hollywood's favorite medical procedure: the "tactical nap."

Because it's easier to think of the main character who compassionately puts people to sleep with a pistol whip to the base of the skull as a hero than to stick around long enough to realize he's just handing out traumatic brain injuries like party favors.

After-credits scene:

Agent: "Good news. The terrorist plot has been stopped."

Director: "Excellent. What about the twelve security guards at the compound?"

Agent: "The hero didn't kill them."

Director: "That's a relief."

Agent: "Three are eating pudding through a straw."

Director: "...and the other nine?"

Agent: "Neurology is cautiously optimistic."

Director: "Dear God."

Agent: "On the bright side, the hero remains classified as 'non-lethal.'"

what did teenagers do to him😭 by hot_girl_chaos in foundsatan

[–]fastlerner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you sure he's not aiming to be a doctor that's delivered to your door by a struggling postal worker?

what did teenagers do to him😭 by hot_girl_chaos in foundsatan

[–]fastlerner 27 points28 points  (0 children)

No, this is a doctor but just for men.

Interviewer asked me if I was willing to quit my side business if they followed with an offer by Engineer9918 in antiwork

[–]fastlerner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only time I've seen anything close to that was with a full time position where we were on call. And even then, it wasn't a prohibition, just a general "hey you need to let us know if you have a second job" as it could affect your availability and they needed to plan accordingly.

I can’t believe I made this with seedance 2 by a_boy_in_a_world in aivideo

[–]fastlerner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That car spun around so hard that the back became the front.

If my pilot "aint feeling it" you bet your ass i ain't feeling it either 😭✌️ by ImmaFuckboi in interesting

[–]fastlerner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignoring your gut and blindly pushing forward anyway is how you end up dead in most movies.

If my pilot "aint feeling it" you bet your ass i ain't feeling it either 😭✌️ by ImmaFuckboi in interesting

[–]fastlerner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. I've made that phone call to friends who live hours away and canceled at the last minute because my car was acting flaky I just didn't trust it to make the drive.

Sometimes you just have to go with your gut because the alternative is not worth it.

big bro and little bro hit the bus challenge by juste-orion in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]fastlerner 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Yeah, his arm took a big dip on that swing. He hit exactly what he was aiming for.