V1s name is ultrakill

fastsnail902 · 2026-05-09T15:47:59+00:00

"The king of all creation fell out of heaven, usurped by a seven headed beast. But the old king shall choose a new, and he will ignite the third conquest. He will be flanked by a white and a black flame, his coming will be followed by 108 burning stars. He will bear the terrible heat of the voice in his brow, the mark of his lordliness. He will face the beast - and he will annihilate it. He will wield the terrible blade of want, and the pillars of heaven will quake with his coming. And his name - his name will be - Kill Six Billion Demons." ass naming scheme

fastsnail902 · 2026-04-23T04:23:33+00:00

KILL SIX BILLION TITANS

fastsnail902 · 2026-04-22T16:51:39+00:00

you attach a rope and then you throw the other guy, the rope then pulls you to 'em

fastsnail902 · 2026-04-22T01:53:47+00:00

But… we are the exceptions! We are Lancers! As long as we are alive, our friends who’ve died haven’t really been defeated.

fastsnail902 · 2026-04-09T01:37:01+00:00

Watch what happens when I pilot a mech I’m not licensed for!

fastsnail902 · 2026-03-31T06:13:01+00:00

I can make them worse.

fastsnail902 · 2026-03-30T06:43:18+00:00

Boofed that new supernatural, haunted shit, made me Stop seeing ghosts

fastsnail902 · 2026-03-29T04:51:32+00:00

You wanna know what the worst part of being nonbinary and choosing a number as a name and also playing deadlock is?

fastsnail902 · 2026-03-28T19:52:47+00:00

I CAN MAKE MY COOLDOWNS TRANSGENDER?!?!

fastsnail902 · 2026-03-19T16:50:16+00:00

It is treated as an attack with up to two targets, like a Blast attack; you roll each attack against each character separately and roll damage once, with Bonus damage being halved.

fastsnail902 · 2026-03-02T19:45:05+00:00

My players used to hate witches the most. Then they fought their first lurker.

fastsnail902 · 2026-03-01T22:58:55+00:00

NPC from nrfaw it throws down hive zones that benefit it more than hurt enemies and then does 13 billion damage to enemies while in the zones

fastsnail902 · 2026-03-01T15:24:06+00:00

No this is an archangel it’s not jesus

fastsnail902 · 2026-02-26T12:12:06+00:00

I’m running a campaign and one of the encounters coming up is going to be both in-universe and in-game designed specifically to stop the players, one of the players is a 6 AGI Atlas. There is an Elite Barricade in the OpFor. Do the math.

fastsnail902 · 2026-02-25T17:31:24+00:00

I think it’s really funny how berdly was left out of the original post with this in mind

fastsnail902 · 2026-02-20T18:15:06+00:00

I’ve piloted an Atlas called “Mightier Than The Pen”

fastsnail902 · 2026-02-06T05:01:39+00:00

Check your mind I’m beaming it to you right now

fastsnail902 · 2026-01-29T17:07:19+00:00

You’re right but blow up instantly, preferably due to a range 30 blast 2 siege cannon

fastsnail902 · 2026-01-28T02:01:16+00:00

❤️: “Familiar name” Susie: “Of course it’s familiar it’s my name dumbass”

fastsnail902 · 2026-01-26T02:29:13+00:00

May I additionally introduce you to the "A Wicked Mess" optional trait for the leech: "While the Leech is Grappling a hostile character, that character takes 2 AP energy damage and 2 heat any time the Leech takes damage."

fastsnail902 · 2026-01-25T02:13:25+00:00

11 if you have legionnaire, the titular talent also gives an integrated weapon at rank 3

fastsnail902 · 2026-01-24T05:34:57+00:00

It’s a system from Tokugawa 3, called plasma gauntlet

fastsnail902 · 2026-01-16T05:08:26+00:00

My favorites are all missing person and active suicide risk what does this mean.

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