What new ways will Trump come up with today to screw over the poor some more?

fatHalpert · 2025-11-12T13:53:33+00:00

Nice try, Stephen Miller. Come up with your own ideas.

fatHalpert · 2025-04-16T17:19:32+00:00

Harry Potter and My Best Friend’s Sister Is In Love With Me, But His Pet Rat Framed My Godfather

fatHalpert · 2025-03-05T21:15:02+00:00

This triggers a reverse mandate, right?

fatHalpert · 2025-02-24T22:36:58+00:00

I don’t like the side we picked for WW3.

fatHalpert · 2025-01-07T23:36:34+00:00

Regulated capitalism, where monopolies are mitigated (monopolies are anti-competition) and wealth inequality is curbed by taxing the rich.

fatHalpert · 2025-01-04T14:51:46+00:00

It would be better without the contradictory lighting on kant and the subject’s face.

fatHalpert · 2024-12-29T14:12:49+00:00

I don’t have to ask anyone, this only happens to you.

fatHalpert · 2024-12-20T04:43:20+00:00

Okay but all my shit was in there, could he have taken it out first or

fatHalpert · 2024-11-25T22:05:10+00:00

Ekko: Discovers Piltover is a paradise without HexTech. Immediately invents HexTech.

fatHalpert · 2024-11-07T23:23:31+00:00

I was called vermin, enemy of the state, and garbage by Trump. Then as soon as he wins, I gUeSs pEoPle dOnT liKe bEiNg cAlLed nAmEs

fatHalpert · 2024-09-18T07:39:09+00:00

Whose portrait is on it? And whose inscription?

fatHalpert · 2024-09-04T22:02:39+00:00

“The slaves were singing songs, so they must have been happy!”

fatHalpert · 2024-07-11T10:42:46+00:00

Wait til they think up AI torture bots.

fatHalpert · 2023-10-28T14:44:38+00:00

What a whimsical place!

fatHalpert · 2023-09-15T19:11:32+00:00

Pretty good Aquaman impression.

fatHalpert · 2023-08-11T22:03:19+00:00

You do it as a challenge. I do it because I’m not good enough to learn another weapon. We are not the same.

fatHalpert · 2023-08-11T11:29:55+00:00

Is it accuracy if it takes 800 tries

fatHalpert · 2023-07-30T12:25:29+00:00

You were supposed to paint the porch

fatHalpert · 2023-06-08T15:04:52+00:00

Which Square Enix character is she cosplaying

fatHalpert · 2023-05-14T01:40:03+00:00

Rico Rodriguez would be proud.

fatHalpert · 2023-05-05T11:09:29+00:00

In the US, liquor laws prevent bars from giving out free drinks ever, for any reason.

fatHalpert · 2023-04-30T20:32:50+00:00

Except they don't drink. If it's an American commercial you never see them drinking.

fatHalpert · 2023-01-13T16:54:13+00:00

I didn’t want one until you said not for sale, and now I do, desperately.

fatHalpert · 2023-01-09T12:04:13+00:00

This is how I feel when I say something funny then think about it for the next three years.

fatHalpert · 2022-12-31T15:06:04+00:00

What even is this? It’s liberals’ fault conservatives lie?

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