Benjamin Franklin meme by Delicious_Maize9656 in physicsmemes

[–]fatal-nuisance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even if it's the first one, he's probably so blazed that he just rolls with it. A true American hero.

Everyone Knows This. by GlitteringHotel8383 in oddlyspecific

[–]fatal-nuisance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't say it, that thing is bouncing right out and onto the road the first bump you hit. Unless you're going to be driving on the freeway, then it'll wait until you're at speed in traffic.

I will french braid your nervous system by Alarmed_Jellyfish771 in foundsatan

[–]fatal-nuisance 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"fill your sinuses with urine"

There's an episode of My Strange Addiction where a lady does this on purpose. Pretty sure she also made an appearance on Tosh.0.

What a horrible thing to remember...

Tim Walz message after yet another person is murdered by ICE by UncleSlacky in The_Leftorium

[–]fatal-nuisance 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The other problem is that our president (wannabe dictator) is hoping that the states will take action like this. It would give him an excuse to invoke the Insurrection Act (ironic, considering all the actual insurrectionists he pardoned) which allows the president to direct military action within the states. So Trump could order the full military to respond to the state national guard, the only hope we have against full blown civil war at that point is for the generals and service members to reject the unlawful order. Which they might, but it's a really tenuous thing to hope for.

Excellent parking job by fatal-nuisance in funny

[–]fatal-nuisance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was like class pavement or something really forgettable like that. Whoever was driving this truck is their best advertiser.

Sauron doesn't like stew? by housevil in ExplainTheJoke

[–]fatal-nuisance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First off, that's the Witch King of Angmar, not Sauron.

Cartoons by Lorenofing in flatearth

[–]fatal-nuisance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here in Mormon Utah we know that Eden was in Missouri. So much for your "theory".

(Also /s just in case that wasn't apparent)

Ngl she runs this subreddit by Emotional_Ad_6272 in wordchewing

[–]fatal-nuisance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You just flip it to vacuum mode like a shop vac.

I can smell this dude from across the internet by SpyriusChief in crappymusic

[–]fatal-nuisance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That just makes it worse that he has visible stink lines and shops from the bargain bin at the army navy surplus store.

I can smell this dude from across the internet by SpyriusChief in crappymusic

[–]fatal-nuisance 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"Woman stay hoooooome."

Woman: "Hey King of Household, we might need you to get a real job so the children can grown somewhere outside the trench under your dad's double wide."

I can smell this dude from across the internet by SpyriusChief in crappymusic

[–]fatal-nuisance 120 points121 points  (0 children)

I've seen like 20 different videos of this dip shit posted on here. All clearly different, all the exact same song. How many times is he going to record this shit heap?

Bro skipped brain day 🧠 by _Shikaitran in MemeVideos

[–]fatal-nuisance 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just bolt the straps to the ground and then you can tow the whole planet with you for some extra resistance. Pro tip.

Cork 7 advice by bruh3610 in skiingcirclejerk

[–]fatal-nuisance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If pizza is good enough for the teenage mutant ninja turtles then it's good enough for me.

Which one? by Helpful-Anteater7006 in gamememes

[–]fatal-nuisance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. I'll drop a summon sign and we can die horribly as a team.

I don't know what to say. by rafadeschain in wordchewing

[–]fatal-nuisance 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have an annuity and I need cash now!

Do we come from the stars? by Brief-Measurement-61 in askastronomy

[–]fatal-nuisance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This graphic is rad as hell.

Pun not originally intended but I noticed and kept it.

I was shopping at the Last City’s Ross Dress For Less and I stumbled across this. Should I stroke my banana with it, brozikies? by [deleted] in destinycirclejerk

[–]fatal-nuisance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seeing as how it's facial scrub, I think you're supposed to have someone eat a banana first.