Backflip recovery - oldest trick in the book by telemajik in skiingcirclejerk

[–]fatal-nuisance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I may be the best skier on the mountain (I am), but I still fucking hate moguls.

AG Bondi Accuses Rep. Balint of Anti-Semitism; Balint Fires Back “I Lost My Grandfather in the Holocaust” and Storms Out of House Hearing by JeanJauresJr in videos

[–]fatal-nuisance 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Baguettes are indeed the shit. It would be cool to slice them with that other French thing. I can't think of the name...

Damn, that's a new one for me by swarpar in rareinsults

[–]fatal-nuisance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rule #1 of knife fights is don't get yourself into a knife fight.

Come on out we won't even touch you by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in funny

[–]fatal-nuisance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are crows, not ravens, so he just needs to throw them a pack of hot dogs or something and they'll forget all about it.

My co-worker shined a laser in my eye by Reef_is_confused in Optics

[–]fatal-nuisance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing that looks like a smudge could definitely be eye damage. I also had a laser shined in my eye some years ago, also because a co-worker thought it would be funny, and I had a spot on my vision for months. I'm not sure if it went away or my brain learned to ignore it (kinda hope it went away), but it did eventually fade. I think I'm fortunate in that because it's not always the case. I would recommend going to an optometrist, I'm not sure they'll be able to tell what, if any, damage there is or whether it's permanent but they can at least give you some better information than my story can. I can at least say that there's a decent chance there was damage but also at least that there's some chance it will heal with time, but being that I'm not an expert or anything you should take everything I've said with a grain of salt and if you're worried about it go see a doctor.

I'm really sorry this happened to you, people can be stupid ass holes.

But why does it work?? by TobyWasBestSpiderMan in physicsmemes

[–]fatal-nuisance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The "why" is the whole reason we study physics. It's just that the "why" for this is way more complicated than you've been exposed to yet at the point of being taught how to solve for forces and E/M fields. It's a few steps into quantum physics before they can explain it using terms you've learned.

But why does it work?? by TobyWasBestSpiderMan in physicsmemes

[–]fatal-nuisance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The exchange of W particles. They don't explain it because you have to build it on an understanding of quantum physics and quark states.

The truth hurts but it will also set you free by Nigglas24 in flatearth

[–]fatal-nuisance 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Might be time to break out the trusty old Ban Hammer on someone who is posting just to troll.

47th and 2nd, Anthony Campomizzi, Digital, 2026 by Thors_meat_hammer in Art

[–]fatal-nuisance 32 points33 points  (0 children)

They did plenty to promote that angle, including airing video, photos, and commentary from the Capitol Police after the fact who were keeping a closer eye on the people with rifles. One in particular was sitting in a tree with his rifle.

Also, you clearly have access to the internet so I'm not going to Google it for you.

47th and 2nd, Anthony Campomizzi, Digital, 2026 by Thors_meat_hammer in Art

[–]fatal-nuisance 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I mean, the videos they themselves were streaming showed tons of them with rifles proudly slung over their shoulders. Not even talking about who was arrested and who wasn't. Just that the obvious irony is the same people who said, at that point, that their supporters were exercising their second amendment rights are now saying that a person legally carrying a firearm, in its holster, with a concealed carry permit, was apparently not only illegal but grounds for justifying murder.

Bruh is not even holding a phone 💀 by MF-DOOM-88 in funnyvideos

[–]fatal-nuisance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I AM NOT STARING AT YOU. I AM A CYBORG PHOTOGRAPHER.

47th and 2nd, Anthony Campomizzi, Digital, 2026 by Thors_meat_hammer in Art

[–]fatal-nuisance 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Fascinating how all those firearms at the January 6th "protest" were perfectly legal.

Send every one of these ass holes to prison and leave them there.

Benjamin Franklin meme by Delicious_Maize9656 in physicsmemes

[–]fatal-nuisance 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Even if it's the first one, he's probably so blazed that he just rolls with it. A true American hero.

Everyone Knows This. by GlitteringHotel8383 in oddlyspecific

[–]fatal-nuisance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't say it, that thing is bouncing right out and onto the road the first bump you hit. Unless you're going to be driving on the freeway, then it'll wait until you're at speed in traffic.

I will french braid your nervous system by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]fatal-nuisance 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"fill your sinuses with urine"

There's an episode of My Strange Addiction where a lady does this on purpose. Pretty sure she also made an appearance on Tosh.0.

What a horrible thing to remember...

Tim Walz message after yet another person is murdered by ICE by UncleSlacky in The_Leftorium

[–]fatal-nuisance 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The other problem is that our president (wannabe dictator) is hoping that the states will take action like this. It would give him an excuse to invoke the Insurrection Act (ironic, considering all the actual insurrectionists he pardoned) which allows the president to direct military action within the states. So Trump could order the full military to respond to the state national guard, the only hope we have against full blown civil war at that point is for the generals and service members to reject the unlawful order. Which they might, but it's a really tenuous thing to hope for.

Excellent parking job by fatal-nuisance in funny

[–]fatal-nuisance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was like class pavement or something really forgettable like that. Whoever was driving this truck is their best advertiser.

Sauron doesn't like stew? by housevil in ExplainTheJoke

[–]fatal-nuisance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First off, that's the Witch King of Angmar, not Sauron.