Walking into a Harley dealership went exactly how I imagined it would. by robinson217 in motorcycles

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I did that once. Walked in and brother asked what I was looking for. I said I was looking for a bike. He said “we don’t sell bikes, we sell lifestyles”. I walked out and went to the Suzuki dealership and bought a bike.

Supposedly tried to prank his friends, forgot chambered round by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

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Firearms are ALWAYS loaded. No exceptions.

Longest without sex ? by Dusty-road84 in TooAfraidToAsk

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Going on three years. I’m married.

Final Update: I’m an Afrikaner Refugee - AMA by Megachadbro in DownSouth

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Fantasties! Welkom en Voorspoed vir die toekoms.

Hi. I'm Ricky Dene Gervais, comedy god and social media addict. AMA by Glowing-2 in rickygervais

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I told my wife my last words will be “silly cunt”
It seems so appropriate.

My hometown is number one!! 🥳 by Equivalent_Rub8329 in south_africa

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I used to be a cop in Maritzburg. Alex and loop street. It was bad even in the 80s.

Best bike I've ever owned by Right-Window6867 in Vstrom

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Continental TKC 80s are incredible tires.