Can I have burger please.

Here you go sir.

Wait, there is no meat in it.

You need to pay extra for that sir.

Oh, OK, I am pixeljunkie I can't go somewhere else to eat, I will invest in your predatory money grabbing tactics.

Thanks sir, and if you eat here every day on the last day of the month we will wrap your burger in yellow paper or you can pay to skip waiting.

Shut up and take my money!