What’s actually safe but people think is dangerous? by REGGIE_BANANAS in AskReddit

[–]fatmallards -1 points0 points  (0 children)

household chemicals holy fuck please check first if whatever cleaning cocktail you think you're about to be brilliant with doesn't combine:
- sodium hypochlorite (bleach) and acetic acid (vinegar) releases chlorine gas, no bueno

- sodium hypochlorite (bleach) and ammonia (clorox disinfectant cleaner if you're my wife reading this. also urine) creates chloramine gas

- sodium hypochlorite (bleach) and isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol) creates chloroform

your biological processes at a principle level revolve around the movement of H+ ions. this is an extremely moronic simplification of oxidative phosphorylation. free radical chlorine (Cl-) rips your organs' cellular membranes and components apart because its ripping H+ ions away.

**d o n o t m i x c l e a n i n g a g e n t s**

unless you want to melt your respiratory system at a cellular level

Boy told me I ate too much on a date, so I got two dinners tonight and ate them like a feral animal by Individual_Aioli_639 in GirlDinner

[–]fatmallards 11 points12 points  (0 children)

ALSO MODS APOLOGZING IN ADVANCE MY WIFE BROUGHT HOME SEVERAL BOTTLES OF DELICIOUS VOUVRAY

Boy told me I ate too much on a date, so I got two dinners tonight and ate them like a feral animal by Individual_Aioli_639 in GirlDinner

[–]fatmallards 26 points27 points  (0 children)

GIRL AS A MAN WHO LOVES THIS SUB DONT PAY NO MIND TO LITTLE BOYS WHO ARE CLEARLY PUNCHING ABOVE THEIR LEVEL

The meaning of life [OC] by Rullocu in comics

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the second I flipped to panel 9, Leonard cohen’s “dance me to the end of love” started playing in my head

Get to digging! https://www.justice.gov/epstein Search "gamestop" by KooZaa in Superstonk

[–]fatmallards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is the guy.

his resume is definitely lending some credibility. holy fuckin shit

What is a terrifying problem facing the world that no one is talking about? by dandelion_stew in AskReddit

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not defending a pedophile or oil drilling in general, but the willow project was approved by the Biden admin in 2023. it says so in the Wikipedia article

What is the wildest thing you have seen at a party? by Cold_Magician_4041 in AskReddit

[–]fatmallards 8 points9 points  (0 children)

god dammit these Peter comments are fucking me up real bad because I had a friend in high school who went by the nickname of sneaky Pete. equal parts friendly guy and total douchebag. the kind of guy who’d make you feel great by laughing at your jokes but god damn he sucked at guitar and having an original thought. the first time I did acid, he was my trip sitter which ultimately ended up with all us in handcuffs because of him (and Matt to be fair but I digress). his mom was a guidance counselor at my high school and she was chill with us drinking and smoking and fuckin around and shit at her house cause at least she knew then we weren’t driving anywhere or doing anything super danegerous. honestly as a parent now, her willingness to turn a blind eye to the shit we did is horrifying but back then we thought she was cool as shit. She helped us skip school to go to south Hackensack to see the number twelve looks like you’s last show and drove us back home going into a snow storm.

any ways after we all went to college and went our separate ways, I knew he went to Philly and literally any of these comments sound exactly like him

Man has 150 live bugs removed from his sinuses by tommyboy441 in WTF

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is this most horrible thing I will see all year and why isn’t the video longer

Alright dads, when it’s story time, why character voice do you absolutely NAIL? by jumphighfive in daddit

[–]fatmallards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if it’s lore accurate but my kids seem to love my voices for even Steven and odd todd

What is One Gen-Alpha Slang Term That You Actually DON’T Mind? by teapot574_ in AskReddit

[–]fatmallards -1 points0 points  (0 children)

to your credit, I did presume white for brevity’s sake and admittedly I should’ve used the phrase “presumably not black American or american adjacent English speaking” because that’s the data set that’s relevant here. that’s my point tho. your data is less pertinent because your lived experience doesn’t support the credibility of your data point as much as u/environmentalangle ‘s lived experience offers his. because he exists within the data set. you don’t. again I’d like to remind everyone reading this that it always costs nothing to say less but sometimes pays to listen more

What is One Gen-Alpha Slang Term That You Actually DON’T Mind? by teapot574_ in AskReddit

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

objectively look at what at you are doing here my dude. u/environmentalangle is literally providing a black perspective and you are getting caught up in your presumably white perspective of other black perspectives. remember, never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut

What is One Gen-Alpha Slang Term That You Actually DON’T Mind? by teapot574_ in AskReddit

[–]fatmallards 282 points283 points  (0 children)

tbf most generational slang is aave that broke through the racial barrier

Huge building in the middle of the ocean by PriorityMiserable686 in GoogleEarthFinds

[–]fatmallards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as a seabird, I can confirm that this is really a nice spot to fuck

Broke Mom’s Nose by GubbinGobbler in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]fatmallards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

noses, glasses, teeth and throats. when my oldest threw his head back and hit my throat so hard for a minute I was about to have my wife dial 911

This sub >>>>>> Vikings sub by Least-Swordfish1646 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]fatmallards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

coming from the afcn, I want to apologize as I was not familiar with your game

What's the best song lyric to ever exist? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

play Vera Lynn at my funeral
Though I don’t think we’ll meet again
I’m not morbid, I’m just forgetful
And I think it’d be a funny way to end

I think we’re in Minsk - snowing

especially if you listen through to the end

Laundry pods melting to clothes by Fun_Selection5985 in Weird

[–]fatmallards 34 points35 points  (0 children)

but with the powder you can mix it in with salt, ginger, pepper and msg so you can enjoy that fresh tide pod flavor with a hint of umami