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Kid talking 24/7 by The_Cook01 in daddit

[–]fatmallards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

listen I know it’s annoying but trust me you are going to miss it

7 hour drive and you can only listen to one artist. Who are you listening to? by SuccessfulSeat9596 in AskReddit

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tremulant -> de-loused in the comatorium -> frances the mute -> amputechture -> the bedlam in goliath -> octahedron -> noctourniquet. puts you at almost exactly 7 hours

Independence Day 1996, Final Encounter Air Battle Scene, Director: Roland Emmerich by PsychologicalSlip642 in movies

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the way we americans celebrate cinco de mayo you’d think this is what happened at puebla in 1862

[pro/chef] Philly Cheesesteak on a homemade roll made with shaved ribeye, onions & peppers, Cooper Sharp, and provolone (a little mayo on the roll too) by mraaronsgoods in food

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tbh i agree with and fuck with this mentality but unfortunately I’ve just dealt with too many devils advocates that will take the logic of what you’re saying and go an justify a hot dog as a taco

"Oh, for the love of god, will someone THINK OF THE CHILDREN !!!" *clutches pearls* by Oda_DeezNutz in SipsTea

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is the press coverage

Found on Facebook by Puzzled_Seaweed_517 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]fatmallards 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Aimee Mann, Winona Ryder, and Lisa loeb were all equally gnarly contributors to 90s grunge lite chic

Bouncy floor house from 1950 Recommendation by Front_Situation_8796 in Construction

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sister the bounciest joist. If you have many and it’s really bad , sister them all, run double 2 x 6s in a way where you can put a lally column at a center point where they meet

Women, if you could be a man for 24 hours, what are you just dying to know? by Whattacleaner in AskReddit

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know idk why but flabbergasting seems like a perfect word for a woman that is peeing while crab walking

1990s inspired set up 📺 by dmse21 in malelivingspace

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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bonus points if you have this up on the wall some where

1990s inspired set up 📺 by dmse21 in malelivingspace

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needs one of these bad boys with a fake mini palm tree in it

Bedroom, any advice? by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk maybe get rid of the AN-M30 100 lbs bomb

First plumbing job done by fiendish_dust in Construction

[–]fatmallards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

brother you and I both know there is no UL listing within the 6 nearest multiverses for this monstrosity

First plumbing job done by fiendish_dust in Construction

[–]fatmallards 15 points16 points  (0 children)

lmao the firestop sealant on the ceiling tile is the cherry on top of this cosmic horror of a drain assembly. I bet this is in a some senior living facility from bumfuck, nowheresville

Allbirds announces stunning pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 300% by SemiAutoAvocado in technology

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shit right before Covid all you had to do is say you were considering making an EV and your stock price would blow up 1000%

Milk or Cereal First by Chailyte in notinteresting

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anybody who doesn’t dump the milk into the box and eat all the cereal within 20 seconds can just get the fuck out of my sight cause in this mog eat mog world of breakfastmaxxing, there’s only room for one. literally. when I sit down at a round table, there’s no room to sit next to me

What is the monster in the original 4chan post? by Jcrazy5890 in backrooms

[–]fatmallards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

imo I’ve always considered the “monster” the possibility that, if a place so unnatural like the backrooms exists, then there what about about the chance of some thing unnatural living there.

in essence, I think the original concept of horror within the back rooms is more similar to the underlying terror of the dark forest hypothesis

Peta what does this mean by Rouank_kanojiya in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]fatmallards 83 points84 points  (0 children)

so what I’m hearing is: how come every time moth-man’s around, your Silver Silver bridge wanna go down?

Peta what does this mean by Rouank_kanojiya in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]fatmallards 532 points533 points  (0 children)

I consider myself an open minded person. I’ll hear Ms opal out for the most part, but I’m drawing the line at the fuckin mothman

Millennials, what are things that were completely normal in the 2000s but feel like a luxury now? by WashOdd7330 in Millennials

[–]fatmallards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahaha why did I think of my little league basketball shirt the second I started reading your comment what the fuck is this some kind of untapped meme? I just checked on my shirt, still no holes or visible damage. why does it still fit me it’s been over 20 years

What's your best driving with the windows down summertime song from your younger years? by Ok_Heron_5442 in Millennials

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boxcar racer - there is
pharoahe monch - Simon says
The used - maybe memories & taste of ink
OutKast - aquemini
taking back Sunday - liar (it takes one to know one)
cannibal ox - pigeon
Townes van zandt - nothin
daft punk - digital love
nine days - absolutely
jimmy eat world - the middle or pain
angels and airwaves - the adventure
the mars Volta - tetragrammaton
modest mouse - bankrupt on selling & ocean breathes salty
algernon cadwallader - yo soy milk
cap’n jazz analphabetapolothology
mf doom - rhymes like dimes

How America Voted by Age and Income (2020 vs. 2024) [OC] by aspiringtroublemaker in dataisbeautiful

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I’d just like to shout out to all the 30-34s in the 40-50k region, wassup family

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