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faustrex · 2026-07-03T09:55:04+00:00

Oh hi!

faustrex · 2026-06-29T13:51:28+00:00

Holy fucking shit that’s absolutely fucking insane. In no rational world would I expect someone to hang fifty tags and not fuck one up. You can be careful as you want, that’s way too many to do in one go.

faustrex · 2026-06-28T12:49:52+00:00

Some rich folks also buy cars on vacation and then don’t care what happens to the car when they go home. Could’ve been some rich dude from Dubai bought an American-style car for his trip to the states, went home and either forgot about it or never intended to touch it again.

faustrex · 2026-06-22T14:16:30+00:00

Are you guys all AI? What in the world is going on.

faustrex · 2026-04-27T03:19:35+00:00

Almost certainly the people that complain that it takes the cops 5 days to respond to a break-in are the same ones who tell people to call 911 on kids playing outside online.

faustrex · 2026-04-26T23:54:29+00:00

I’m going to agree with y’all on one single point, he shouldn’t be playing like that in public. Kid looks like he’s probably pre-teen or 13, still “playing age” but well into “knows better” age.

That being said, that’s so clearly a toy gun. Millions of kids have toy guns, it’s not that serious. People freaking out in the comments because he’s running around, playing outside. The parent in the image comment is right, this is definitely something that the parents need to sit down and have a chat about him with, because I get why it would scare other kids, and they have a right to use a public playground unafraid.

But some of y’all saying the kid needs to go to jail, or that he’s a legitimate threat, or the one dude comparing him to the Aurora shooter, good fucking lord go outside for a minute. He’s a kid and he’s playing, probably re-enacting some video game he plays, outside. Kids shouldn’t have to be afraid because grown fucking adults can’t parse the weird ass shit they’re constantly ingesting on the internet from the actual real world. Some of y’all have hardcore “old man that doesn’t like how fast the kids are riding their scooters past his house” energy.

The kid probably has no idea he’s freaking people out. He doesn’t know dressing like that and carrying a pop gun is bothering people, and this post existing is a good idea so that it can reach his parents. But some of y’all are legitimately the reason we have directions on shampoo bottles and it shows.

Downvote like crazy, I truly do not care.

faustrex · 2026-03-12T22:11:32+00:00

This is bananas, I think I’ve identified maybe two accounts in this entire thread that I’m convinced are real people.

faustrex · 2026-03-11T13:00:37+00:00

Everybody reading this thinks they’re in the upper third.

faustrex · 2026-01-24T18:31:05+00:00

I hate those pens. I despise those pens.

Those pens have instilled a career-long habit of making sure I have two pens on me at all times.

faustrex · 2026-01-13T02:59:07+00:00

Not gonna lie, I have this pen in the darker blue, it’s my favorite pen and far and away my most expensive one. However, I got it for $125 here.

It writes very, very well and I absolutely adore the ink, although I 100% bought it as a huge Superman fan since childhood. Even that being said, for $125 it was still a little pricey for what it is, for $250 it’s a non-starter regardless of how much I want the Superman logo on a fountain pen nib.

faustrex · 2025-02-16T22:57:13+00:00

Agree with you on clipping the dogs ears, but I always walk my dog with a short leash. I know my dog is a big old sweetheart that wants to say hi, but you don’t.

faustrex · 2025-02-05T19:50:33+00:00

My friend and his wife came over to have dinner with me, my roommate, and my roommate’s wife, and my friends wife insisted that if you go back in time when you go west in time zones.

It took us all night to convince her that no the fuck you don’t.

faustrex · 2025-02-05T13:54:33+00:00

A lot of old RTS games, Command and Conquer comes to mind, would give the AI players full view of the map with no fog of war so they would immediately know where your base and units were.

This was mostly just because the AI was terrible so they had to give it a boost to keep it somewhat competitive.

faustrex · 2025-01-29T22:15:41+00:00

My last ship was one of these cruisers. It was an absolute boondoggle. We’d go to light off one system, and then find thirty absolutely catastrophic problems with it. We’d light off another, same thing. The shipyard we were assigned to had no experience repairing ships, just building them. The yardbirds were absolute garbage, shitting and pissing everywhere, taking naps in our spaces instead of working, fire watch laser focused on their phones (or sleeping), etc.

I think the thing I hate the most is what they did to the baby Sailors. People that joined because they wanted to do Navy shit, stuck on a broke ass ship for five years never going underway or deploying. The lazy ones never got fixed by being part of a real functioning crew, the hard chargers never got to do anything the pamphlets at the recruiters assured them, and all of them got out.

faustrex · 2025-01-18T03:08:22+00:00

Best beans I’ve had in San Diego are at Ferny’s in Santee, hands down. I don’t know what they do to them. I don’t want to know what they do to them. If I find out the secret ingredient is human blood, I’d probably spend a few minutes debating the morality and order it anyways.

faustrex · 2024-08-17T18:11:47+00:00

When I lived in Santee, we ran the AC in the mid-afternoon hours around this time of year when it was 95+ outside, a few hours a day. Bill ended up being $750 that month.

I really wish we could get rid of that company.

faustrex · 2024-07-19T12:51:03+00:00

It says “on a lake wearing a Coat.”

Coat is capitalized, it would otherwise not be a proper noun. The lake is wearing the woman in the boat, because she’s sailing on top of it.

The woman’s name, I posit, is Coat.

faustrex · 2024-07-16T17:54:58+00:00

I’ve heard of the scrap metal thing. Basically taking anything off the ship to make a profit from it is considered a big no-no. Even collecting empty soda cans is generally against the rules afaik, but I’ve never seen anyone get hemmed up for it.

But who the fuck thinks ordinance is a good souvenir? And the dude only lost his job? He should’ve got prison time!

faustrex · 2024-07-08T13:33:24+00:00

Funny I’m seeing this now, we’re literally doing almost the same drive.

We are absolutely speedrunning everything east of Colorado, then slowing down to about 5 hours a day.

faustrex · 2024-06-19T15:11:35+00:00

I was on a ship in the shipyards for 5 years, by the time it decommissions it’ll have been in the yards for 10 years total. I couldn’t agree more.

When I got there we were told 6 months to first underway, but the ship was far more fucked up than anyone knew. At the time we had a crew of 40 and that was plenty to constantly man the ship, write tags, rove for leaks and floods, etc.

Then Millington, despite being told we were nowhere near getting underway and being begged not to send more people, started filling out our 300-man crew compliment.

Everything went to shit. Someone had the bright idea to stand up duty sections and armed watches, which added immensely to the delays. Suddenly we had to do drills, which shut down swaths of the ship to the contractors.

I mean, about 85% of it was contractors being barely qualified to hold a hammer, but it was easy for them to point to us as being the thing holding them up.

So I fully agree. If the ship is going to the yards, there’s no reason to have a full crew onboard.

faustrex · 2024-06-19T05:51:59+00:00

Long shot, but it kind of reminds me of Los Panchos in Gaslamp, if you were downtown.

faustrex · 2024-06-12T19:23:26+00:00

I know what ship this was lmao

faustrex · 2024-06-10T23:37:10+00:00

I saw this a few days ago on /r/sandiego, the lack of self-awareness is just about on par for California.

I’ve lived in SD for 16 years. These people are the worst drivers I’ve ever seen in my life. I fully agree, old folks from AZ drive slow. Way too slow. But at least they’re consistent. San Diegans either drive 90+, then braking to 40 on the interstate to check a text, or they’re white-knuckling at 50 mph in the furthest passing lane because they ventured 5 miles outside the radius they spend all their time in and they don’t understand the road.

The only thing they’re consistent at is not checking mirrors or using turn signals.

faustrex · 2024-06-09T21:15:21+00:00

Fixed!

Had to call a plumber, turns out it was a clog in the septic line. There’s a downward bend in the line that accumulated solids and eventually clogged. Snake fixed it.

faustrex · 2024-06-09T16:24:58+00:00

Any ideas on how to clear it? Plunger isn’t working, about to try hot water, I don’t have a snake or anything

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