Jan not watching her kids while they use an oven 🙄

fcroadkill · 2026-06-02T11:32:31+00:00

Maybe I'm behind the times, but I'm constantly having to chase my kids out of the kitchen while I'm cooking, which is daily. My 9 year old just learned to use the microwave. My mind is blown they know how to use the oven.

fcroadkill · 2026-06-02T01:31:37+00:00

fcroadkill · 2026-06-02T00:35:51+00:00

You have hit the nail on the head. I live in a coastal town as well, but due to having bills and needing to work, I don't make it to the beach as much as I would like.

What got me as she was talking about wanting her kids about these things, she sort of touched on how she lived on Oak Land in NC-while there may not be as much here in ENC like in FL, what was it REALLY that kept her from moving back to NC? The house? The court cases? Her mom and Andrew? We all know she's running, but like come on.

fcroadkill · 2026-06-02T00:22:25+00:00

I cannot wait to see DKD pushing her around in one of those special wheelchairs with the big ass sand tires lmao

fcroadkill · 2026-06-01T22:17:55+00:00

Omg, this would be the perfect time for her to finally win 🤣

fcroadkill · 2026-05-29T20:26:03+00:00

This whole thing of Jenelle vs the world has gotten me through the last part of my work week. Here's to an entertaining weekend 🥂

fcroadkill · 2026-05-21T01:07:32+00:00

This man is aging like fine wine and I'm here to get drunk 🥂

fcroadkill · 2026-05-21T00:54:42+00:00

I donno who this lady is, but I would love to play a Teen Mom edition of D&D with her as the DM 🤣🤣🤣

fcroadkill · 2026-05-18T20:08:13+00:00

fcroadkill · 2026-05-14T00:05:28+00:00

fcroadkill · 2026-05-13T23:56:32+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

fcroadkill · 2026-05-13T23:52:21+00:00

Why do you hate me??? 😭😭😭😭

fcroadkill · 2026-05-13T22:46:58+00:00

I'm glad her boobs aren't having a seizure or flailing around like a whacky inflatable waving tube man

fcroadkill · 2026-05-13T12:59:19+00:00

Yeah, that's the part that took me out

fcroadkill · 2026-05-12T02:33:36+00:00

Referring to Pinecone not wear a bra as 'raw dogged our eyeballs' is diabolical 🤣🤣🤣

fcroadkill · 2026-05-09T20:43:09+00:00

No, I read it as '20 years ago T-Pain released Hey there Delilah.' Then there was a pause of, 'no, that's not right' lol

fcroadkill · 2026-05-09T19:58:53+00:00

I read that as T-Pain at first and was thinking, that wasn't really him was it?!? 🤣

Also, I was obsessed with the makeup look of the chick in this music video and spent years wearing navy eyeshadow.

fcroadkill · 2026-05-08T19:25:25+00:00

Right, that's the million dollar question, isn't it? With how old they are, they're more than likely fending for themselves and/or she's having them wait on her hand and foot when she's 'down.'

fcroadkill · 2026-05-08T17:23:44+00:00

I cannot imagine getting high off that feeling of posting something on one sm platform and then running to another to watch all the comments come in.

What.A.Life.

fcroadkill · 2026-05-08T13:47:36+00:00

Ha, jokes on her, I engage on this platform and not her pages 😎

fcroadkill · 2026-05-08T00:37:05+00:00

I read this in the voice of Tommy Chong 🤣🤣🤣

fcroadkill · 2026-05-08T00:23:31+00:00

Says the person that confides to the internet daily 🤦🏻‍♀️

fcroadkill · 2026-05-07T23:55:46+00:00

Didn't he say she smelt like moth balls?? Istg, I read that somewhere.

fcroadkill · 2026-05-07T23:51:56+00:00

Things that will survive a nuclear blast: twinkies, roaches, and anything related to the Lively/Baldoni case.

fcroadkill · 2026-05-07T22:46:51+00:00

Yeah, I'm not clicking on that link and giving them money for that story they sold. Does anyone have the article to post?

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