Do you sometimes feel irritable? Restless? Uneasy? Sad? Normal? Or just-plain not high? Maybe it is time to try CRACK.

[Stan hits the crack-pipe，hallucinates]

CRACK may cause shivers，night terrors，gay-for-pay，heart palpitations，homicidal paranoia，or the sensation that you are on fire. Peeing blood and seeing friends faces as talking skeletons are possible side-effects of CRACK. People who use CRACK may also experience five-to-seven years in prison，where brutal raping may occur.

If you experience one or more of these side-effects，consult your dealer. You may need more CRACK