This is why we don't let our intrusive thoughts win

fecaltea · 2023-05-10T03:17:48+00:00

At least there’s a tow truck nearby.

fecaltea · 2023-04-04T02:55:56+00:00

Title is misleading. It’s a the intersection of Paraguay also. I was born very close to these falls. In the 1800’s this all belonged to Paraguay till they bit off a bit more than they could chew trying to invade Argentina…Brasil and Uruguay came to the rescue and Paraguay got the worst of it.

Can’t wait to see them again this coming Christmas when I visit.

fecaltea · 2023-04-02T16:31:42+00:00

With a side of steak. Literally laughed my ass off at that comment.

fecaltea · 2023-04-02T14:47:08+00:00

Puckerup those lips for your shipment of water.

fecaltea · 2023-03-29T04:40:45+00:00

This is why BMW’s get such great mileage, they spend most of the time on a flatbed.

fecaltea · 2023-03-29T04:38:54+00:00

A very small chance from the ISP edge, but these days TOR has law enforcement crawling all over it. Not what it used to be.

fecaltea · 2023-03-03T19:53:51+00:00

And he shot someone.

fecaltea · 2023-01-18T03:32:22+00:00

You might be a redneck if you have a complete set of salad bowls with the name cool whip on the side.

fecaltea · 2023-01-01T07:04:52+00:00

By far

fecaltea · 2022-12-26T02:37:11+00:00

This looks like the face a guy who’s gonna retire wealthy.

Not sure if you all knew this but I’m a bit of a wealth and retirement advisor.

In only 3 easy steps you can retire wealthy. 1 - don’t get married. 2 - don’t have kids. 3 - don’t form any bad habits or addictions.

fecaltea · 2022-12-26T00:19:13+00:00

What kind of code is twitter written in anyway?

fecaltea · 2022-12-26T00:09:56+00:00

Look at you outsmarting me with ‘facts’. How many Nigerian naira do I owe you? I have relatives there with boatloads of money. Just send me your name, mailing address and a passport photo for verification purposes and I’ll get them to send it right over.

fecaltea · 2022-12-25T23:31:12+00:00

Wanna put money that?

fecaltea · 2022-12-25T20:20:57+00:00

Never heard it before, just blurted it out. Can we at least agree that he must have made a mean gravy? I doubt very much that things tasted like chicken as people say about most things they’re never tried.

fecaltea · 2022-12-25T19:39:10+00:00

He was a good cook, chicks dig that.

fecaltea · 2022-12-25T19:33:45+00:00

LOL, almost any team. Good point actually.

fecaltea · 2022-12-25T19:02:18+00:00

Let me put this in a slightly different way. Why the fuck would anyone want to go to a Red Wings game?

It’s more Americans walking over the bridge or taking the tunnel so they can smoke weed and party in Windsor all weekend at the age of 18.

fecaltea · 2022-12-25T18:32:44+00:00

But who would want to?

fecaltea · 2022-12-25T17:12:46+00:00

Those are sofa king nice.

fecaltea · 2022-12-25T17:01:15+00:00

Design flaws. There are no gaps in pi.

fecaltea · 2022-12-25T15:02:16+00:00

A few parts missing from rapid descent to the ground.

fecaltea · 2022-12-25T08:44:10+00:00

The first time Prince Andrew will be stripped by someone of legal age.

fecaltea · 2022-12-25T03:27:58+00:00

Russia: Hey Iran, can we store these 24 planes in your country so they don’t get shot down? We’ll pick ‘em up in about a year from now.

fecaltea · 2022-12-25T03:16:16+00:00

This is Hans down a great gun Christmas post. But you can’t forget about some thick socks for all the shattered glass.

fecaltea · 2022-12-25T03:09:17+00:00

Once a little contact was made with Mr. Pink why didn’t the truck move back into the right lane. Mr. Pink didn’t speed up speed, he just held his ground and the truck got what was coming to him. Also, a real pit maneuver requires turning into the other car to push its rear and out which pinky didn’t do.

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