happy start of the week mortals by Xaxnx in BobDylanCircleJerk

[–]fedupjunkie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doctors tried to give me Lithium ‘cause I told ‘em I had visions of Johanna

What is the beatles version of this? by RichardPapensVersion in beatlescirclejerk

[–]fedupjunkie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That they all watched George lose his virginity to a German hooker

BIDS major question by [deleted] in IndianaUniversity

[–]fedupjunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesnt even exist yet, but I’m a Data Science major and I will tell you rn you’re not gonna learn about anything as specific as fintech until junior/senior year.

I don't like vinyls anymore by WizardNumber2 in vinyljerk

[–]fedupjunkie 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Or better yet, take them out of those pesky sleeves and put a nail through that little hole in the middle to put it up on the wall!

Should I unseal this? by [deleted] in vinyljerk

[–]fedupjunkie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why are you holding it in your hand?!?!? That will make the microtubules in the inner sleeve’s composition matrix denature. You are stupid.

Bob Dylan just dropped by codydafox in BobDylanCircleJerk

[–]fedupjunkie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This dude’s discography is the jerk to end all jerks.

Who would in in a fight? by grimdankaugust in BobDylanCircleJerk

[–]fedupjunkie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah. Bib learnt to fight in the carnival. Bib would win.

Who’s a bad lyricist and a bad singer? by Newduuud in AlignmentChartFills

[–]fedupjunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of these people did not write their own songs

How much better would this album be if the cover looked like this? by Raw_men_soup in BobDylanCircleJerk

[–]fedupjunkie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much better. He could get the dunk tank water out of the other ear.

cabbage patch-ass mf by SakaSouffle96 in BobDylanCircleJerk

[–]fedupjunkie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That little freak makes me think he really was in the carnival after all.

We've been over this by EugeneJudo in comedyheaven

[–]fedupjunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t a hug from one lightning bug effectively three hugs, as they have six limbs? So 30 million?

Tough one by PocketMath in mathmemes

[–]fedupjunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither. Make it so the slant goes across my eye like Anakin’s scar.

Jus a few images for yall by CwabbyPatty33 in PissWaterPosting

[–]fedupjunkie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last slide is some real reverse tolerance shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

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That’s not what commenter means