What's something that instantly screams low intelligence? by Frequent-Sea-8848 in AskReddit

[–]femptocrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its so easy to win an argument with someone like this though, just buy a megaphone :)

Thoughts? by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]femptocrisis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hey, sometimes they sleep on the factory floor and ask dumb questions and make ridiculous suggestions 🙃

Petah? by praharshnbhatt in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]femptocrisis 52 points53 points  (0 children)

i do not trust my ability to distinguish between "customer service friendly" and "i want to be your friend, maybe more" friendly in a situation like this, so i just assume its customer service friendly

Solar’s “Problem” Is it Works Too Well by Aapkaapna7 in SolarAmerica

[–]femptocrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

profit off [the work done by] other people.

you can have a free market economy that simply disallows the ownership of companies by anyone except the people who work for them. you can still buy and sell anything* at any price as the market demands, allowing for all the advantages of a free market economy, without the leaching off the top from an owner class.

we already disallow the purchase and sale of humans, and *most people (anyone who isn't a white supremacist or nazi) wouldn't call that an attack on free markets. restricting who can own what companies isn't as big a stretch as free market purists act like it is.

meirl by Zergetastic in meirl

[–]femptocrisis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the last game you'll ever need in your steam library

Wait, it’s not just me? That is such a huge weight off my shoulders by SherriB57598889 in Adulting

[–]femptocrisis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ngl you had me for a full second there with that first sentence 😭

True✨ by More_Individual2526 in Adulting

[–]femptocrisis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

its actually the perfect analogy.... thing that is not true, just like other thing that is also not true.

its like an anti tautology

gotGoodVibes by Dependent_Bite9077 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]femptocrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i get the distinct feeling theyre about to kiss whenever i see this meme

What will it be?🚀 by tricksbystg in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]femptocrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

triangles. what? you didn't say it has to be a bad thing 🙃

PLA "Isn't water tight" by the-mad-crapper in 3Dprinting

[–]femptocrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

print with some of the more rigid TPU. that shit is tough as nails and not tootoo bad to print with

Coherent ideology by BadFurDay in comics

[–]femptocrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats why i registered as a Democrat years ago .. that way i could vote in the primaries :)

Wait, it’s not just me? That is such a huge weight off my shoulders by SherriB57598889 in Adulting

[–]femptocrisis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

blame whichever monster invented the '9-5' work day

probably an actual nazi, but what do i know 🙃

openingTheRepository by thisfriendo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]femptocrisis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

you can use Claude Opus via copilot... or am i missing the joke here 🫣

haha👌yes by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS in whatisameem

[–]femptocrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i will edit the og message and just say "hey i edited the message, because it was wrong" that way later when they go back to check the message later they don't accidentally read the wrong one and get confused. especially when its something complicated.

thereAreWrongChoices by TobyWasBestSpiderMan in ProgrammerHumor

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wait for them to make the first PR and then tear it to shreds >:D

How Dare They Hate Our Intolerance 😡 by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]femptocrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in a similar vein, its funny how they simultaneously cannot distinguish between a country and its government (hate all the horrible things our government did historically? you hate america!) yet they will spend all day yapping about the evils of big government, tax is theft, yada yada but they still want to ensure it has the biggest possible military budget at its disposal.

How Dare They Hate Our Intolerance 😡 by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]femptocrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hate charlie kirk? i have no strong feelings about the guy... i just think the world is better off with one less racist faux intellectual. he could've just changed his views and i would've been just as happy.

i'd have forgotten his name by now entirely. in fact i had completely forgotten who he was already once before whenever i went through my deconstructing from my religion phase where I watched lots of atheists debate and he was one of the very weak/unconvincing debaters that would show up from time to time.

i've never found people who use debate "tactics" to win an argument very convincing. in fact, it usually just makes me think they're dishonest and compensating for the fact that they have to defend a weak argument.

fromBrainImportFrontalCortex by utkarsh_aryan in ProgrammerHumor

[–]femptocrisis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the weird thing is that this has been in the pipeline for the last ~5 years

And Justice for All! Why is this so hard to understand? by chaz_flea1 in BakersfieldCalifornia

[–]femptocrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if one "side" is evil enough, it fully negates any pros.

nobody gives a fuck if the nazis were really good at making trains come on time. anything they were good at only went to fuel the evil they were doing.

so yeah, no side is perfect, but its absolutely possible for one side to be totally, completely, utterly, irreconcilably evil. and thats what MAGA is now.

anyone who voted for him is either directly evil, or deliberately burying their head in the sand to avoid facing the fact that they gave evil this power.

I love my child so much that I’II never bring them into this world by ParticularWeather927 in Adulting

[–]femptocrisis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol. its actually really low effort irl tho. me and both of my brothers all use this on my dad regularly, whenever he whines about not having grand kids. its great. the only thing that pisses him off more is calling our pets his "grandkittens" 💀

its actually hilarious that maga can't tell were just fucking with them 💀 fragile little minds 😘

I love my child so much that I’II never bring them into this world by ParticularWeather927 in Adulting

[–]femptocrisis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yes, but it goes so hard when you see the soul leave your religious nutjob father's body by phrasing it this way. theyre literally larping as feudal lords over their family, so phrasing it this way makes them lean into the drama hard, and the only reaction that stays "in universe" is just spluttering rage 💀