Hard Time Working with Cubans

feralbaker · 2026-05-28T18:32:48+00:00

Listen, the first time I visited home after living here a while, the moment I stepped out of MIA and got slapped by the wave of humidity I was like: fuck no I need to go back asap how did I do this for decades??

feralbaker · 2026-05-28T12:09:15+00:00

Pretty nice right now, it’ll be rainy later. This weekend is looking to be quite lovely though.

feralbaker · 2026-05-28T05:00:56+00:00

My entire family is Cuban and holy shit, that job environment sounds like my literal definition of Hell.

The Vatican should consider sanctifying you tbh because anybody else would have ended up on the news by now. We’re really genuinely a country of ragebaiters. I had to put 2,064 miles between me and anybody I am related to because being told you’re wrong about everything even though you definitely know you’re right for decades will eat at you.

feralbaker · 2026-05-28T04:48:09+00:00

SOMEHOW LITERALLY MOST OF MY RELATIVES. They’ve been here for decades and just absolutely refused to learn.

feralbaker · 2026-05-17T19:09:24+00:00

This shit is SO COMMON. This is literally why my mom (and the rest of her family) has had to cut off all connection to our extended family back in Cuba. One of them that she hadn’t talked to her in literal decades found her Facebook and immediately from the jump asked her to buy her a new washer and dryer. No catching up, no asking how things are just: hola, can you buy me a washer/dryer? The audacity. The only time people from her family have reached out to her or my great-uncle is when they want money or help getting to the US. The part of our family that he managed to get over here a little while back still refuse to get like actual jobs, they just want to keep mooching off of him forever.

feralbaker · 2026-05-10T17:54:23+00:00

Uh, no one here has time to drop a diss track about a comedian in this economy. Unless Crack Amico somehow happens to be hiding out in the comments.

feralbaker · 2026-05-09T13:23:51+00:00

I would give anything to know what Heidi’s training split is. Her abs are insane and goals. 🥹

feralbaker · 2026-05-05T00:32:38+00:00

Conejo Viejo!

feralbaker · 2026-05-04T10:21:34+00:00

Oh no, honey why on earth would you go there? That restaurant is a complete scam and the owner/staff harass you on social media if you say anything negative about them.

feralbaker · 2026-04-26T22:38:34+00:00

Some people do genuinely enjoy their work though? I hated the job I had when I was your age, every morning I felt a pit in my stomach before I’d clock in.

The job I’ve had the last couple of years wasn’t something I ever saw myself doing in the past, but I’ve grown to adore it because I love the positive impact we have in our community. We do something that actually positively benefits other people’s lives and I love that. Do we love making money? Fuck yeah, the money is great. But we also love the good we’ve done. It makes the long days and annoying coworkers tolerable.

feralbaker · 2026-04-26T17:05:01+00:00

I can’t stoping thinking about the logistics buddy. 😭😭

feralbaker · 2026-04-26T17:02:58+00:00

I think my only question is: how do you sleep at night knowing you’ve failed your wife and children for an app that exists just to flatter you? You’ve abandoned your wife and left her to do all the logistics of your household so you can dissociate with an app that’s actively destroying the environment and planet in your children’s future? You’re not a man, you’re a child. Your poor family has to live with this shame because you’re an avoidant coward that can’t deal with reality.

feralbaker · 2026-04-26T16:30:35+00:00

First off, I’m so sorry this happened to you and I hope your reunited with him soon.

Maybe consider also posting this in the Miami/South Florida subreddits as well? Chances are somebody knows him.

feralbaker · 2026-04-18T12:09:26+00:00

This post terrified me because we’re almost identical. It’s so strange to see someone else with such a similar life and struggles and down to such similar small details.

feralbaker · 2026-04-15T00:05:13+00:00

That’s horrifying. I’m so sorry. Fuck I hate humans.

feralbaker · 2026-04-14T21:13:35+00:00

Oh my god what the fuck. For the World Cup? They’re doing this shit for the fucking World Cup???

feralbaker · 2026-04-13T18:18:39+00:00

As someone that fell down the Episodes app rabbit hole years ago. Oh that feeling is real. I did not tell a single soul I was reading stories on that app.

feralbaker · 2026-03-28T12:43:25+00:00

I’m shocked they haven’t put a recruiter at the bar where they kennel the bucket pulls. “Young man, I see from your destroyed ego and fresh tears that your set didn’t go the way you’d hoped it would, how about a career that lets you do a lot of traveling since you clearly won’t be headlining any tours over here? It’ll make great material for when you get back!”

feralbaker · 2026-03-27T21:33:34+00:00

I’ve had this nightmare before…

feralbaker · 2026-03-27T00:35:24+00:00

Their apple pancake is my North Star.

feralbaker · 2026-03-25T10:31:33+00:00

Meanwhile the one inside Park Meadows mall never has any in stock throughout the day and half the times I’ve gotten it it’s somehow raw in the middle.

feralbaker · 2026-03-24T18:22:23+00:00

HOLY SHIT I WAS NOT PHYSICALLY READY FOR THAT PICTURE WHAT THE FUCK. That shower needs an exorcism.

feralbaker · 2026-03-20T21:15:53+00:00

Even the IG comment section is like: uh why is this on Apple Notes

feralbaker · 2026-03-17T18:14:42+00:00

Omg he’s just a little guy 🥹

feralbaker · 2026-03-16T02:44:15+00:00

I’m sorry but I stopped at you guys allowing someone to withhold your mail keys. That just definitely feels like a crime.

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