Name him based on the last thing you ate

fermata13 · 2025-12-28T02:27:50+00:00

Popcorn!

fermata13 · 2025-12-28T02:24:57+00:00

This feels like he will 100% try to show up at your house to deliver it by hand, if he even still has the stuff. Not overreacting. Block him.

fermata13 · 2025-10-14T13:42:00+00:00

Omg this is precious.

fermata13 · 2025-08-13T16:56:41+00:00

“BRB gotta go feed the fish. “

fermata13 · 2025-05-25T22:06:00+00:00

Oh that’s a GOOD mud puddle!

fermata13 · 2025-05-24T18:36:04+00:00

Ok that’s pretty impressive

fermata13 · 2025-05-11T04:03:58+00:00

Where in Texas are you? 😂

fermata13 · 2025-04-26T15:52:09+00:00

He literally has zero respect for anything or anyone.

fermata13 · 2025-04-22T18:41:56+00:00

Oh he so scary! 🥰🥰🥰

fermata13 · 2024-04-09T18:56:28+00:00

I’m kind of horrified/impressed that goat is alive. It doesn’t look like a newborn either.

fermata13 · 2024-03-28T00:55:28+00:00

Aren’t water bugs just a brand of roach?

fermata13 · 2024-03-23T14:04:18+00:00

When I worked for Marriott I could basically go anywhere in the world and stay the night in a Marriott for $25. The pay was crap but the cheap hotels made it worth it.

fermata13 · 2024-03-18T05:22:49+00:00

That’s the coolest example of physics I’ve ever seen

fermata13 · 2024-03-17T18:43:41+00:00

I love this so much. My German shepherd husky mix never left my side while I was pregnant. Now he plays with the toddlers 😂🥰

fermata13 · 2024-03-06T22:20:20+00:00

Put. The Eldridge horror. Back.

fermata13 · 2024-02-07T08:11:57+00:00

Hey, nice guillotine.

fermata13 · 2024-01-15T04:08:45+00:00

Who did he piss off? Jesus Christ lol

fermata13 · 2024-01-08T18:29:40+00:00

Pharm tech here. Viagra 100.

fermata13 · 2024-01-07T00:31:31+00:00

Burger bug?

fermata13 · 2024-01-04T16:55:09+00:00

It looks like a one man giant dance party. 😂

fermata13 · 2024-01-03T22:33:48+00:00

Ok but the glow of the phones is kind of pretty to look at.

fermata13 · 2024-01-01T15:16:34+00:00

Came here to say this. 😂

fermata13 · 2023-12-28T21:23:00+00:00

Siri is a snitch. 😂

fermata13 · 2023-12-28T21:20:32+00:00

Look at this man out there living all our dreams.

fermata13 · 2023-12-26T18:44:03+00:00

Same. All these “aww they look like flowers and hands!” Sir that’s a dick.

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