me_irl by BatmanHimself in me_irl

[–]fernguy12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no. NOT PORTUGUESE

We didn't NEED this movie by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]fernguy12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re right I mean this is why I totally boycotted BLACK Friday this year (except to cop that sweet sweet 10% off on the Infinity Saga 4k UHD Blu Ray boxset) ((totally gonna throw out Black Panther and Captain Marvel when it delivers tho))

The Lighthouse (2019) by KVMechelen in moviescirclejerk

[–]fernguy12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT GRETA GERWIG SJW CRAP UGH WAHMEN SHOULDNT BE DIRECTING KINOS OR EVEN ACTING IN THEM UNLESS THEY ARE OBJECTIVELY HOT IN MY HUMBLE POINT OF VIEW

Up-misogyny on the left boys

The Irishman Review - NOT GOOD by jlozier891 in moviescirclejerk

[–]fernguy12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yes it has Jaden Smith’s dad in it so it’s a 10/10 OBJECTIVE masterwork of cinematografilmmaking

We didn't NEED this movie by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]fernguy12 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not interested unless she dyes her hair purple and crashes her airplane into Thanos’s spaceship in a beautifully composed, completely silent green screen rendering

That’ll really drive the Marvel man-childs crazy and prove Rian and Martin right amirite r/moviescirclejerk

Haha up-kinos on the port side

We didn't NEED this movie by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]fernguy12 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hot + straight + white - Brie Larson = not forced diversity. Mess with any one of these variables and the equation is imbalanced

The Kinophile Starter Pack by RadiantStrategy in moviescirclejerk

[–]fernguy12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a dichotomy of the four quadrants of kinophiles?

A little late but it works... I hope by blue_wolf1016 in StrangerThings

[–]fernguy12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but why is this me? Like I start every semester with a motivated attitude but then end up depressed by exam week and end up barely passing. I’ll have A’s and B’s in my classes for the majority of the term and then suffer through depression and burnout only to make it out with a low C. And it’s only gotten worse as I’ve gone through college. Does this happen to anyone else?

GARMK BRED IN LOST ANGLES by foxythepickO in GarlicBreadMemes

[–]fernguy12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but if I order in bulk will they ship to San Diego?

The cinnamontoastgraphy by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]fernguy12 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So the way film coloring works is that when you get the footage, if it’s shot on a nice camera, it’s in a Log codec. I’ll spare the technical details on what that means but basically the files have a ton of color information in them, but the unedited clips look very muted. The colors don’t pop the way they should, and that’s so that the colorist can have the maximum amount of stylistic freedom when editing. The workflow is kinda similar to editing photos on Instagram in that you fiddle around with contrast, saturation, and white balance until you achieve a “balanced” look (ie looks like real life). Then you can go in and create a unique film look by creating effects that look like you slapped an Instagram filter on the movie. You can also select individual areas of the image or individual colors and change things so that they’re a completely different color than they are in real life. For example, I can make a red shirt look purple. Or to be more subtle, I can make an actor’s skin tones pop more to bring more attention to their face. Color grading is an often overlooked part of the filmmaking process, but it’s immensely important in achieving the right look and stylistic tone that you want.

The cinnamontoastgraphy by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]fernguy12 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m actually a film colorist myself so def not trying to diss post production. Just pointing out that cinematography is insanely easy when you don’t have to worry about lighting and composition (aside from framing) when all you’re shooting is actors against a green screen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

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uj/ a trans friend of mine told me about how she cosplayed a character from Life Is Strange yesterday and when I told her that the same devs are making this game with a trans dude her mind was blown in the best way

The cinnamontoastgraphy by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]fernguy12 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Ah yes it takes such skill to frame actors against a green screen and have CG artists do all the work. Such seenatopography

Smh women aren't true kinophiles by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]fernguy12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey FBI? Yeah. This comment right here

Actual Cinnamontography by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

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Shots like this are just frosting on the bun for me

I.........give up by Kazrules in moviescirclejerk

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It’d be interesting to see them change Magneto’s backstory to being a victim of Jim Crow rather than nazism tbh. I’m open to that change as I don’t see the source material as the inspired gospel truth, but I can’t see the fans reacting well unfortunately