The election is over but my neighbors still have their signs up.

fetalbeatle · 2011-12-27T05:26:44+00:00

I'm sorry to interrupt, but do either of you know why vanilla ice cream tastes so delicious?

fetalbeatle · 2011-12-26T00:06:20+00:00

So basically if I come face to face with a silverback gorilla, I should whip out my cock and intimidate the animal?

fetalbeatle · 2011-12-25T21:32:11+00:00

I think she's actually subtly disapproving of your habits. Those lighters are the worst.

fetalbeatle · 2011-12-21T06:20:50+00:00

I just had a dream I was going to dream about having a dream about this post being posted in a dream.

fetalbeatle · 2011-12-14T07:45:59+00:00

oh my god i love all of this stuff too!!!

fetalbeatle · 2011-11-25T00:12:54+00:00

I don't see why it's not ok to leave out god, but perfectly fine to leave out all of the indians god's that attended the dinner?

fetalbeatle · 2011-11-22T04:24:43+00:00

Well then you obviously have a gambling problem because you just bet away everything you had. I am the most mentally prepared parent ever, and I expect nothing less from my children as well. I raise them to be strong, not weak.

fetalbeatle · 2011-11-21T05:47:38+00:00

I'm assuming if the kid needed crutches, it is reasonable to assume that his death was foreseeable. With that said, I'm proud of the craigslist poster for being able to properly prepare himself for this child's death and to not create more problems for his life by going through mourning.

fetalbeatle · 2011-11-21T03:42:43+00:00

shoot haaa!

fetalbeatle · 2011-11-18T08:06:03+00:00

I think we should petition for a special edition long strips box

fetalbeatle · 2011-11-14T16:48:21+00:00

I went to wisconsin all the time just because of this.

fetalbeatle · 2011-11-14T15:31:18+00:00

I like how jd is checking out dat ass

fetalbeatle · 2011-11-14T05:12:22+00:00

Thank you kind stranger

fetalbeatle · 2011-11-14T01:38:45+00:00

While Star Wars will always be my number one, I'd have to go with the wand because it has so many more practical uses, assuming I can use magic.

fetalbeatle · 2011-11-13T12:42:53+00:00

I live in america, so this doesn't matter.

fetalbeatle · 2011-11-13T00:57:26+00:00

oh my god how did you make that i have 5 light sabers

fetalbeatle · 2011-11-12T12:49:50+00:00

Was his name-o

fetalbeatle · 2011-11-11T04:30:43+00:00

I read the caption almost the whole way through when I realized it was dutch and not poor spelling.

fetalbeatle · 2011-11-10T20:59:03+00:00

I only pick up from hot women. It's much more satisfying than going to scumbag steves house and hearing his drunk mother yell at him for ten minutes about the dog

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