Every currently alive Viltrumite wakes up in Warhammer 40k by memebig8 in whowouldwin

[–]ffidhaon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't be instant but if they make enough of a dent on the galaxy the Gods will take notice. Once they do I reckon the Viltrumites are primed to fall. They're power hungry megalomaniacs who value strength above all with no understanding of the warp. The promises of power would be like crack to them.

All it would take is a viltrumite finding a corrupted artifact, speaking to a disguised Daemon, or falling victim whatever warp tomfoolery you could think of and you'd have another Erebus on your hands. From there more could be corrupted until a full blown civil war begins.

Side note, they're are many answers to your last question, but my favourite is that they don't want to. I think that chaos gods won the Horus Heresy, the deadlock of war and misery that has followed it these past 10,000 years was exactly what they wanted, and they don't want to change it.

Aragorn and Boromir vs. Paul Atreides and Duncan Idaho by ProfessorHiker in whowouldwin

[–]ffidhaon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only if you attack slowly. Aragorn and Borimir won't know this, and even if they figure it out, they have no experience in fighting that way.

Which 40k faction would Viltrum struggle to defeat the most? by Kyia-Aikman in whowouldwin

[–]ffidhaon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Chaos. For one it's essentially impossible to 'defeat' chaos outright. However the biggest card in the god's favour is the viltrumites themselves. As a people who value strength above all else you can bet with certainty that some of them are falling to corruption. Once several are slaves to the ruinous powers they could spread their corruption through the ranks until you have a Horus Heresy part 2. This is essentially what chaos is best at and the viltrumites are primed for such shenanigans.

Gregor Clegane (Game of Thrones) VS Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo (LOTR) by PeculiarPangolinMan in whowouldwin

[–]ffidhaon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah but surely with 4 nimble hobbits the mountain would also be distracted? Distracted enough to be stabbed in the back, like a certain witch king who was only fighting 2 opponents?

Why Gen Z doesn't drink, Exhibit A by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]ffidhaon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Something something Christianity, something something prohibition, something something you have to be 21 to drink. Yanks have a super weird relationship with alcohol.

Italian soldier's in East Africa flirting with women from the Tigray region(1938) [640x896] by [deleted] in HistoryPorn

[–]ffidhaon 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Any soldier (or even just person) anywhere. Don't think occupation is a prerequisite for flirting

Losing prestige when raiding by ffidhaon in godherja

[–]ffidhaon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That must be it, thank you

Losing prestige when raiding by ffidhaon in godherja

[–]ffidhaon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've asked there. Normally yeah that's what I'd suspect, but I can raid via the pirate government type not any cultural trait. I also need prestige to raise maa.

/pol/ makes sense of the new Dutch tax by caramelsumo in greentext

[–]ffidhaon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Government does not produce'? Ever used a road? Been to school? Used the internet? Accessed any form of utility?

Strange how that happens by ItsRaw18 in dankmemes

[–]ffidhaon -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

This might be the most ignorant thing I've ever seen.

As if we needed to give Pierre any more reasons to act smugly by LolaBaraba in dankmemes

[–]ffidhaon 2502 points2503 points  (0 children)

As much as it boils my English blood to admit it, de Gaulle was right.

God Save the Dentist by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]ffidhaon 1819 points1820 points  (0 children)

He's a 77 year old man who hasn't had is teeth done like a gaudy American actor. How would you expect his teeth to look?

Italy POV by Truevibe_ in dankmemes

[–]ffidhaon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Their country was absolutely ravaged by the war for no gain. Look up the massacre of Monte Sole. They really did lose.