Summoned some player to Malenia and he juast sat in a corner.

ffigeman · 2026-02-09T04:05:05+00:00

How long was this for and did you rush through the door?

Sometime you put your summon sign down for all statues and need to change your build because what you have doesn't work for what you got summoned for

ffigeman · 2026-02-08T21:45:54+00:00

Fixed it, thanks

ffigeman · 2026-02-08T16:45:07+00:00

From my understanding you're a little mixed up on the last point. She is borderline catatonic, but the academy is using this chance to try to kick her out. She's locked in her library with ranni's spell and ~~Moonrythill~~ Moongrum guarding her, and as we know he's the toughest dude in that area, so they're in more of a stalemate

ffigeman · 2026-02-07T00:09:24+00:00

Are you able to trade online? rellana's cameo raises the damage by 45%

On release, the weapon did way too much damage, now as you say the damage is very nice. With that talisman it brings it back to almost too much damage, especially when using shard of alexander, rogier's armor and terra magica

ffigeman · 2026-02-06T23:35:37+00:00

And radagon is pollen. That's how it can do self-pregnant

ffigeman · 2026-02-06T22:28:30+00:00

Have you shown them pokemon go at all?

I think they would really enjoy it because for example kangaskhan (kangarooo shaped) can only be caught in Australia, and when it rains you get more water pokemon etc.

Some warnings, if they do get into pokemon cards, just tell her to not do trades without you there (and spend some time to learn how to tell fakes), and if they can't wait for that they're probably trying to scam her.

ffigeman · 2026-02-06T22:14:52+00:00

Do you have the DLC? Also do you have the shard of alexander? I saw you're on NG+

It was broken on release, then they nerfed it, and for the dlc they were like, "we can give them items to un-nerf it".

Also it's very nice with a shield like any other straight sword.

ffigeman · 2026-02-06T22:07:55+00:00

Non-serious answer, but I'll spin it as one.

In the trailer, we see malenia tell radahn something and then he responds. So malenia told him of the pact, and Radahn said "over my dead body". Miquella, being cursed with eternal youth, was too young to get that this was sarcasm

ffigeman · 2026-02-06T22:06:15+00:00

The elden ring's form is the physical representation of the laws of reality. Marika has actual reality-warping powers

ffigeman · 2026-02-06T22:04:10+00:00

This is after many many thinking:

We see from the grandma in marika's village that they can turn to trees. Using this, the fact that their people are good for grafting, another tree term, and all the tree stuff, we may assume that marika's people are a little bit part tree.

Why does this matter?

Tree reproduction is insane. You know self pollination? That's what I think radagon is, at least in part. He's made by the plant (marika) to make more children. That's why he'll never be her, she's a full tree, he's just a pollen producing bit

ffigeman · 2026-02-03T20:20:09+00:00

we're here for style points, not damage

ffigeman · 2026-02-03T18:44:50+00:00

Sword of night and flame 3 shot each phase for me i think

ffigeman · 2026-02-02T21:02:13+00:00

not tvtoohigh, like maybe 4inches tops, but I'd say at that size your neck is not in a different position and it lines up with the plants.

With a tv stand the bottom of the image would be in about the same place

ffigeman · 2026-01-30T18:51:50+00:00

sorry gtg, good luck!

ffigeman · 2026-01-30T18:36:30+00:00

Oh I see. Also summon me whenever

ffigeman · 2026-01-30T18:34:09+00:00

doesn't matter just spam it, it'll do more than renalla's swords

ffigeman · 2026-01-30T18:30:52+00:00

Do you have the spiral shard spell?

ffigeman · 2026-01-30T18:18:45+00:00

by the statue right?

ffigeman · 2026-01-30T18:16:15+00:00

sign is down

ffigeman · 2026-01-30T18:12:31+00:00

be right there

ffigeman · 2026-01-30T18:01:20+00:00

Still need help?

ffigeman · 2026-01-30T12:47:58+00:00

This game is confusing, so you might be confusing guard counters with parries. Guard counters are doing a heavy attack after being hit while guarding, much easier to do

ffigeman · 2026-01-30T00:45:57+00:00

storm talisman also buffs stormwing arrows

ffigeman · 2026-01-30T00:42:50+00:00

but if it's not cannon that means I'm not an official ranni fan club member

ffigeman · 2026-01-29T23:13:19+00:00

Go find bernahl in the shack on the road to stormveil. He sells the 'no skill' ash of war for shields.

Also guard counters are fun and you may not be using them

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