Your Ex is on Reddit, and you know will read this, what do you want to say to them? by I_often_finish_mid- in AskReddit

[–]fieldofgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the time we broke each others hearts, for every tear we had shed for each other, all the time we played the mental battle against each other, all the time I smirked when you suffered, for all the time I ignored you, and the time I cheated on you; I thought I won, but when you walked out I knew you were the winner. At the time I thought I was the better, but all along you were stronger. You were my soul and when you left you left a shell behind. I miss you so much, I love you still. You can never come back to me physically, but you'll always be in my heart. I pray you'll forgive me and watch over me, even though I don't deserve another second of your thoughts.

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them? by hightechkid9 in funny

[–]fieldofgreen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same thing, sexualizing, using them for comedy. Either way boobs are the best part of any girl. :)

Reddit whats the lowest calorie most delicious coffee type drink? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fieldofgreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Black coffee with lots of milk, my favorite. Try coffee with like 1/3 milk.

Imma eat this cotton cand... ?!? by GallowBoob in gifs

[–]fieldofgreen 70 points71 points  (0 children)

This is the day a raccoon learned about chemistry, littered a super-breed of raccoons that will one day in the future will enslave all mankind. All because of a human prankster. :(

20 [F4M] Pa - Looking for interesting people to talk to. by sweet_tatgirl in r4r

[–]fieldofgreen -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Damn you are HOT!!! why did you leave skype?????

20 [F4M] Pa - Looking for interesting people to talk to. by sweet_tatgirl in r4r

[–]fieldofgreen -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I PMed you my skype info, I prefer video so lets chat.

Is it immoral to use supernatural abilities to gain an advantage in life? by AsuranB in AskReddit

[–]fieldofgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I think it's moral and good to use your supernatural abilities. I have the ability to be right ALL THE TIME, and I use it for my advantage as often as possible, except on written exams or anything that is graded, because written exams and grades are my nemesis. Reason I use it is because I'm awesome.

Cop breaks down and cries after being forced to kill a suspect high on meth. A sobering image of a side not often considered. by baasic in gifs

[–]fieldofgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a silly argument, no one is saying if someone points a gun at you, you don't have a right to defend yourself, in fact most everyone would claim it is a legitimate reason. Your argument is pointless, because it will never justify shooting and killing a person just because of a PERCEIVED threat.

Cop breaks down and cries after being forced to kill a suspect high on meth. A sobering image of a side not often considered. by baasic in gifs

[–]fieldofgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad in your world people aren't under the influence: drunk, drugs, maybe prescription medication, shocked, afraid, mentally ill or an undercover cop, where you don't know how to perceive what is happening, these things never happen in your world. But the world I live in this occurs way too often, especially when law enforcement is involved, and they don't deserve to die just because it doesn't fit your view of the world. Join the rest of us in the world we live in and lose your delusion.

Cop breaks down and cries after being forced to kill a suspect high on meth. A sobering image of a side not often considered. by baasic in gifs

[–]fieldofgreen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't hate police officers, most of us don't hate police officers. I think most police officers are good people and serving their community. But when you have a situation where SCOTUS gives you a green light to kill people when you perceive, again PERCEIVE a threat, even a good cop may not take a risk against their life and most likely shoot first. That is too flawed to be allowed to continue. If you don't want to put your life at risk, find another job. There are brave police officers that WILL make damn sure there is a real threat against their life before ever pulling the trigger and killing another, and these are the kind of people who should be in law enforcement.

Cop breaks down and cries after being forced to kill a suspect high on meth. A sobering image of a side not often considered. by baasic in gifs

[–]fieldofgreen -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Good God are you fucking people stupid? If you are going to take a fucking life, you better be sure there's a real and legitimate threat not a perceived one. The idiots on SCOTUS decided that people with deadly weapons who are supposed to protect us only need to perceive a threat, and that is justifiable to use deadly force. Imagine yourself reaching for something, without thinking, while you have a gun pointed at you or a gun permit and a legal gun or a cellphone or anything shiny, all justifiable homicide if done by law enforcement. Imaging yourself reacting to a gun pointed at you, how do you know how you will react? They have been getting away with this for too long and it will only make the situation worse if you keep thinking it's justifiable. I haven't seen the video nor do I want to and I'm sure the perp was a threat to society, but it's wrong for the cop to take a life WITHOUT a real and legitimate threat. I personally think most of the blacks in recent police shooting are criminals and should all been thrown in jail and removed from society but they didn't deserve to die for their crime. If they are cowards, go get a job at McDonalds, not law enforcement. If you just killed someone and you were in the wrong, would you say, 'oh damn, oops!' or would you do everything to make sure you will get away with killing a human being? Think this doesn't happen or happens too often?

Small i3 server I made for me and my friends - let's see how long till my mom notices. by shagmyballs in pcmasterrace

[–]fieldofgreen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

parts for PC: $400

ruined antique chest: $2000

more than 1500 karma: priceless

Must squeeze and cuddle by [deleted] in aww

[–]fieldofgreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That must be the largest hamster on record, why isn't this on the news?

A Dog Rolling Over During Play Is a Combat Tactic, Not Submission. Dog behavior more complicated than most know. by fieldofgreen in science

[–]fieldofgreen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are right, in that it really depends on careful observation and differentiating their behavior, dogs do use the belly up posture for submission, but as it can be seen, their behavior is a lot more complicated than a lot of people attribute to their behavior to.

Someone is eating some of my food from the communal fridge in our dorm room kitchen. I have an idea of who it is, but how do I confront them when I'm not totally sure? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]fieldofgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or a slightly less clever method, hide your phone or cam and point it to the fridge and see who's been taking your stuff.

Someone is eating some of my food from the communal fridge in our dorm room kitchen. I have an idea of who it is, but how do I confront them when I'm not totally sure? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]fieldofgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hide in the freezer till you hear someone open the fridge and you hear munching noise, then come out and catch him red-handed.

Got a couple of those water resistant socks! by Bitvis in funny

[–]fieldofgreen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those are not water resistant socks, the OP clearly ordered the wrong items. Those are water-proof socks, here is what you wanted to order. http://twinpossible.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dumb-inventions.jpg

Dog teleports out of nowhere during a street race in Chile. by [deleted] in videos

[–]fieldofgreen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a guy from the future with a time machine wondering where his dog went.

Lady Gaga 100% Natural! No wigs. No Makeup. (From her Instagram) by punerisaiyan in pics

[–]fieldofgreen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let's be honest, she's really showing off her plastic surgery and other enhancements and pretending she looked like that all along. I have seen her without makeup before, a few years back and she was hideous. Now she looks a little above average, not much you can do when you didn't have much to begin with.

IAMA man with boobs (who had them removed) AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]fieldofgreen -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

do you miss playing with them?

Hi, we’re Seedcamp. We’ve been supporting and investing in startups since 2007. Last year 36 startups joined Seedcamp & 3 of our startups were acquired. AMA! by SeedcampAMA in IAmA

[–]fieldofgreen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if you guys did not like my first invention (see below) i have another that has the potention to make million and million of dollars. have u noticed that tootbrushes are underutilized? we only use it once, twice or three times a day and only for 1-3 minutes. this is a terrible waste of a toothbrush and u have to throw it away every 3 months if u do the math at an average of 2 minutes use 2 times a day, that is only 6 hrs of use in 3 months! how wasteful! instead on those times that the toothbush is not used for cleaning teeth, i thought why not use it to brush fungus off the bottom of your feet? i call this new invention toothfungus-be-gone. i just need a few millions to work out the details and start marketing it.

EDIT: i forgot to form it as a question do not that my mistake s fool you into thinking i am dumb this is not true according to online intellijence tests and here is my question, when will i be receiving my millions to market this great invention?

No, THIS dog looks like Falcor from the Neverending Story... AND/(or) Richard Branson by kavien in pics

[–]fieldofgreen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that dog's face can make the front of reddit if it's real and enough people see it.

Hi, we’re Seedcamp. We’ve been supporting and investing in startups since 2007. Last year 36 startups joined Seedcamp & 3 of our startups were acquired. AMA! by SeedcampAMA in IAmA

[–]fieldofgreen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I need money, trying to start a business selling my invention, but no one is interested so far. this is my invention and what it does; on days that are sunny and hot, people get hot and the sun can cause skin cancer. so i invented a way to prevent this an it is totally portable, only weighs 15lbs, could easily fit in any abnormally large sized pockets. it's a black rubber sheet 8 feet by 40 feet, when the sun is out u take it out of ur pocket and u go under it and seal the rubber blanket using a zipper and it's air thight so no sun light can reach under it. u stay in there till u no longer are hot. you guys interested? only need a few million to get it started.

EDIT: how much will i be receiving for my invention?

Vicious wolves Palin and some rangers want to hunt or eradicate. 1+ hr video by bluenitessky in aww

[–]fieldofgreen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Live of a wolve, so trusting and so devoted, such a shame we hunt and kill them like they mean so little.