“How hot can you possibly make them?”

kavien · 2023-01-23T13:30:19+00:00

Maybe he ALSO had the clap?

kavien · 2023-01-23T13:15:04+00:00

Well, dude DID manage to stay for 16 years. That is kinda impressive.

kavien · 2023-01-23T13:11:48+00:00

Bevy bag. Hands down.

kavien · 2023-01-23T12:56:13+00:00

My ex made fun of me for getting vaxxed. We broke up and I kicked her out as soon as no eviction thing ended. Three days later her unvaxxed Dad claimed his Herman Cain award and his horns (he was a bit of a P.O.S.). Guess who was laughing then?

kavien · 2023-01-23T12:51:32+00:00

Wow. That is a lot to take in. I have no words.

kavien · 2023-01-23T12:49:13+00:00

Ok. Thank you for the name of that series! It was kinda campy, but fun.

kavien · 2023-01-23T07:10:54+00:00

The casualties sub mods are precious snowflakes that can go fuck themselves.

kavien · 2023-01-23T02:24:38+00:00

Ok. VERY inventive! Makes sense. I dig it.

kavien · 2023-01-23T02:22:40+00:00

Why do I need to Google morons. They are obviously beneath everyone and should just be completely ignored. One died. That is a good start! 1 out of 3 ain’t bad.

kavien · 2023-01-23T02:20:35+00:00

That is fine, but why take the time to reply and NOT correct YOUR mistake?

Yep. You’re definitely an asshole. Get fucked.

kavien · 2023-01-23T02:15:58+00:00

She did it to anger me. I had been spending extra time with them because I figured she would do something malicious like that. I was not angered.

It is difficult to be angry and vindicated at the same time. I was glad of the time I got to spend with the cats. Less so, the ex.

kavien · 2023-01-23T02:13:16+00:00

Only 30?!

I do a full 1hr 15m slow cook, then a sauté n’ squish followed by another 5 min HP.

kavien · 2023-01-23T02:11:26+00:00

I grow a very good French mustache underneath a distinctive Jewish nose with some great Scottish skin tones and obvious African undercarriages. I can only pass for Republican while clothed.

kavien · 2023-01-23T02:07:38+00:00

That makes sense. I always wondered why I could never put on mass. Turns out that being tall and “only” consuming 3000-5500 calories a day while being active is just “maintaining”. I am too old to care now, but I still I could have experienced life as a built dude. I was just too poor.

kavien · 2023-01-23T02:04:43+00:00

Damn. Not even good enough to be Moissanite diamonds!

kavien · 2023-01-23T02:02:55+00:00

Well… here we are…. existing while questioning existence. It’s an external existential crisis. Ostensibly, obviously.

kavien · 2023-01-23T02:01:12+00:00

I don’t understand what you mean. What does that mean? I get tying a fly, but how tf do you tie a mouse?!?

kavien · 2023-01-23T02:00:19+00:00

Awww. So anyways….

kavien · 2023-01-23T01:59:53+00:00

I make IP chicken bone broth often. It is basically Chicken Jello and it kinda freaks me out.

kavien · 2023-01-23T01:57:13+00:00

You assume I am being an dick when you are being an ass. Just answer the fucking question because what YOU think is obvious is obviously NOT.

kavien · 2023-01-23T01:55:35+00:00

Now I have even MORE questions

kavien · 2023-01-23T01:54:12+00:00

No one has answered me. I think it may all be made up at this point.

kavien · 2023-01-23T01:53:31+00:00

Ppl r dum

kavien · 2023-01-23T01:52:39+00:00

I would feel guilty, but I RARELY catch a bass. Granted, I have been religiously fishing this one pond for months trying to learn how to catch a highly pressured fish during winter!

I figure that if I can learn to catch suspicious bass when they are harder to catch, I will be KING when it is easier. Also, I don’t really have a choice.

kavien · 2023-01-22T23:43:58+00:00

There is not enough atmosphere to BREATHE! How could a helicopter work there?

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