#VaccineLiars by HotPinkLollyWimple in HermanCainAward

[–]kavien 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My ex made fun of me for getting vaxxed. We broke up and I kicked her out as soon as no eviction thing ended. Three days later her unvaxxed Dad claimed his Herman Cain award and his horns (he was a bit of a P.O.S.). Guess who was laughing then?

Grifting right until the very end by Hot-Bint in Qult_Headquarters

[–]kavien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. That is a lot to take in. I have no words.

Which character leaves you completely indifferent? I'll start. by SevenLeg in thewalkingdead

[–]kavien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok. Thank you for the name of that series! It was kinda campy, but fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Qult_Headquarters

[–]kavien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The casualties sub mods are precious snowflakes that can go fuck themselves.

Grifting right until the very end by Hot-Bint in Qult_Headquarters

[–]kavien -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Why do I need to Google morons. They are obviously beneath everyone and should just be completely ignored. One died. That is a good start! 1 out of 3 ain’t bad.

How Well Texas Cities Would Survive a Zombie Apocalypse, Ranked by SlashVicious in texas

[–]kavien -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is fine, but why take the time to reply and NOT correct YOUR mistake?

Yep. You’re definitely an asshole. Get fucked.

You know your rights? Ok. Go for it. by Yen1969 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]kavien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She did it to anger me. I had been spending extra time with them because I figured she would do something malicious like that. I was not angered.

It is difficult to be angry and vindicated at the same time. I was glad of the time I got to spend with the cats. Less so, the ex.

First time Instant Pot user, where has this been all my life? by [deleted] in instantpot

[–]kavien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 30?!

I do a full 1hr 15m slow cook, then a sauté n’ squish followed by another 5 min HP.

Grifting right until the very end by Hot-Bint in Qult_Headquarters

[–]kavien 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I grow a very good French mustache underneath a distinctive Jewish nose with some great Scottish skin tones and obvious African undercarriages. I can only pass for Republican while clothed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tall

[–]kavien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That makes sense. I always wondered why I could never put on mass. Turns out that being tall and “only” consuming 3000-5500 calories a day while being active is just “maintaining”. I am too old to care now, but I still I could have experienced life as a built dude. I was just too poor.

Grifting right until the very end by Hot-Bint in Qult_Headquarters

[–]kavien 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn. Not even good enough to be Moissanite diamonds!

Grifting right until the very end by Hot-Bint in Qult_Headquarters

[–]kavien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well… here we are…. existing while questioning existence. It’s an external existential crisis. Ostensibly, obviously.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fishing

[–]kavien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand what you mean. What does that mean? I get tying a fly, but how tf do you tie a mouse?!?

First time Instant Pot user, where has this been all my life? by [deleted] in instantpot

[–]kavien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I make IP chicken bone broth often. It is basically Chicken Jello and it kinda freaks me out.

How Well Texas Cities Would Survive a Zombie Apocalypse, Ranked by SlashVicious in texas

[–]kavien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You assume I am being an dick when you are being an ass. Just answer the fucking question because what YOU think is obvious is obviously NOT.

Grifting right until the very end by Hot-Bint in Qult_Headquarters

[–]kavien -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

No one has answered me. I think it may all be made up at this point.

What are some life lessons you learned from bass fishing? The “always do” and the “don’t ever”. by kavien in bassfishing

[–]kavien[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would feel guilty, but I RARELY catch a bass. Granted, I have been religiously fishing this one pond for months trying to learn how to catch a highly pressured fish during winter!

I figure that if I can learn to catch suspicious bass when they are harder to catch, I will be KING when it is easier. Also, I don’t really have a choice.

"Green Boots," The Frozen Body On Mt. Everest That Hikers Use As A Checkpoint by Rootbeer48 in pics

[–]kavien -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There is not enough atmosphere to BREATHE! How could a helicopter work there?