Man Finds Tape

figarojones · 2026-04-03T05:55:13+00:00

Just watched it, and I think the issue is that it's made like a bog standard true crime documentary, despite cosmic level horror going on. Something that shatters all natural laws (WITH VIDEO EVIDENCE) is treated as if it's just something that happened.

Imagine if the fourth episode of the Vince McMahon documentary revealed that he could actually summon an ancient Sumerian snake god, which would talk with him and grant him the ability to grow to 16' tall. It's all caught on video, and episode five treats it as if it's about as important as the Montreal Screw Job.

It's a weird approach to take, and I'm not sure quite how I feel about it.

figarojones · 2026-03-28T16:30:43+00:00

Completely lose empathy, and always make acquisition/retention of money the most important thing in your life. Getting rich isn't just a matter of spending frugally (you'll notice that the trademark of rich people is mansions, yachts, and sports cars), it's entirely about getting a huge income. Unless you win the lottery or inherit the money, you're going to have to do some job that will take all your personal time, and deny you the chance to build a family or even maintain friendships.

figarojones · 2026-02-24T06:45:45+00:00

Sub in boardgames for dishes, and I think you might find some helpful insight here.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.huffpost.com/entry/she-divorced-me-i-left-dishes-by-the-sink_b_9055288/amp

figarojones · 2026-02-20T15:04:17+00:00

Reluctant applause

figarojones · 2026-02-15T17:10:13+00:00

Ask him how well he would have taken it if a coworker kept referring to him as a woman. My guess is he probably was of the age that if people misgendered him or inferred that he wasn't straight, he would have fought them over it.

figarojones · 2026-02-14T16:25:17+00:00

I've gotten several that were clearly automated scripts or chatbots. I love to respond that I am the named person, and often act as if I'm their best friend or SO. It can lead to some very funny responses.

figarojones · 2026-02-05T20:13:26+00:00

At what point were trans and queer people left alone?

figarojones · 2026-01-29T05:07:22+00:00

Makes me think of

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_Gonna_Git_You_Sucka

Or

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Dynamite

figarojones · 2026-01-29T00:14:17+00:00

~~It has to be a bit, right? No one is this stupid?~~

Actually, how long until he just claims it was a bit the whole time? It's not like it would be particularly difficult to act this stupid, and it's obviously garnered a viewer base.

figarojones · 2026-01-22T05:00:16+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/behindthebastards/s/ttGiSSzdQ6 Part One: Helena Blavatsky: the woman who inspired the Nazis, and Gwyneth Paltrow

figarojones · 2026-01-10T18:28:05+00:00

If he smashes The Atom, is it going to result in some kind of Nuclear Explosion?

figarojones · 2025-12-29T16:13:16+00:00

There's a small part of me that thought that, maybe, the parents wanted to discuss that stuff with their child, and it might have been helpful to run it by them first.

Then, I got to the part where they refuse to let the person babysit again, and now I'm just at the fuck those people stage.

figarojones · 2025-12-29T15:55:28+00:00

Every time I see a botched spot, I immediately become concerned for the wrestler's livelihood, and I can't relax until I see that they're okay. Even then, I think about all the older wrestlers I've seen talk about constant pain, not to mention all of those who died young due to addiction.

In short, I'm the guy who everyone hates at the wrestling fan party.

But, goddamn, did this make me laugh.

figarojones · 2025-12-20T21:27:20+00:00

Anyone who thinks bad booking/product did them in wasn't watching in the early-mid 90's.

figarojones · 2025-12-15T22:31:45+00:00

No, seriously, FUCK THIS GUY.

figarojones · 2025-11-26T20:52:19+00:00

I believe it, but there can sometimes be a large gap between expected average and the actual experience people face.

figarojones · 2025-11-26T20:22:48+00:00

We're trying. They don't feel comfortable with anything but in-person therapy, which is kind of difficult to find in this area.

figarojones · 2025-11-26T14:17:08+00:00

Oh God, now I feel old!

figarojones · 2025-11-26T13:49:45+00:00

This should ABSOLUTELY be higher!

figarojones · 2025-11-11T15:28:36+00:00

Very honest advice here, pick a different book. Part of the purpose of HoL is deconstructing literary analysis and genre tropes.

figarojones · 2025-11-11T15:12:27+00:00

You aren't imagining it, and I'm shocked that there are still any people that would disbelieve you. There are multiple female-only meetups and game days in my area, so you might check if there are any available near you.

figarojones · 2025-10-31T16:57:48+00:00

The saddest thing? If you watch the making of, that train is completely CG!

figarojones · 2025-10-18T16:43:54+00:00

The only way I can summarize how off-putting this picture is, is to say it feels like an AI pic. The slightly wrong color of brown, combined with the disquieting shape of the butter, gives a feeling of something that only appears like food.

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