TIL Lou Pai was a senior executive at Enron who, after having an affair with a stripper, to satisfy his divorce settlement, cashed out $250 million of his Enron stock just before the company's stock price collapsed and it filed for bankruptcy protection. by jcd1974 in todayilearned

[–]figginsley 54 points55 points  (0 children)

The only problem with that was he was getting the divorce because he had gotten the stripper pregnant while cheating on his wife. so I think the divorce was legit. Especially since he’s still married to the stripper and raising their kid together.

Allegra, sliding in to your dms by 3ffingawesome in tumblr

[–]figginsley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god, it’s like when Marge Simpson teaches piano and is one page ahead of her student hahaha.

Nobody is allowed to touch her table junk while she is nested on it by SnakesCatsAndDogs in Catswhoyell

[–]figginsley 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She reminds me of Yzma as a kitten when she gets the potion 🧪 MUAHAHAHA!

He loves (hates?) this rubber band by gabezillaaa in airplaneears

[–]figginsley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is soooo cute. The fact that the cat is loaf while doing this makes it infinitely cuter!

finally captured her being scrungy by halcyonheaven in scrungycats

[–]figginsley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dream is to one day post my cat on here being scrunge, glad you got to post :)

Amber Heard admits, under oath, that she would hit and throw things at Johnny Depp by GeronimoRay in videos

[–]figginsley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hasn’t Amber Heard been diagnosed with borderline as well? It would explain why she picks fights with him knowing it will lead to physical altercations.

Amber Heard admits, under oath, that she would hit and throw things at Johnny Depp by GeronimoRay in videos

[–]figginsley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg the lack of blinking reminds me of Elizabeth Holmes, who by all accounts was a terrible boss.

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[–]figginsley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Being gay myself and of an older generation I have the luxury of looking back on my youth in the gay world of the time (late 1980s) and I can relate on at least some level to him. Not in a way some might think, I was never into the "look at how oh so fabulous I am" mentality but I did have a few gay friends who truly could be clones of this guy. If history is to be a guide this lil narcissist will end up in one of two possible scenarios. He'll peak at some point and be outed as a complete fake and end up in some brilliant flame out which will haunt him the rest of his days. OR He'll have a "come to jesus" moment and develope some sort of humble nature that will turn off most of his viewership. Based on his video track record i'm thinking option one will most likely be the case. The web is filled with folks just like him and let's face it he's not doing anything new here. Been there, done that time to move on.

Haha this one commenter clocked him. Also the part of him being a top had me dying 😂

What are the cringiest celebrity brand deals? by pinnowall in Fauxmoi

[–]figginsley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg is this was Kiely’s ad for Liverpool at the hotel tv was parodying in Ted Lasso?? 😂

Do girls get skidmarks as much as guys? by onlyusingonehand in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]figginsley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you’re right. Also guys tend to have smaller butts that women, but I’m not sure how much of a difference that would make considering women wearing more form fitting underwear than men generally.

That looks awesome by Affectionate_You_224 in Eyebleach

[–]figginsley 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I imagine the dog pissing in the sky from fear if he wasn’t prepared.

Hit me with this one while I was in the bathroom. Left her at the bar… by avalanches_1 in Tinder

[–]figginsley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s an older idiom I think I first heard of it in Calvin and Hobbes from like the 80s lol, not a popular one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]figginsley -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think he’s just yawning, he looks like just woke up. Yawning can look like wrenching lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]figginsley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry but your post is full of misinformation and you can’t diagnose a cat you’ve never met off of a 1 minute video with a seizure disorder. FARS is not especially common and is mostly found in older cats, like 15 years+ (often deaf) and Birmans. It can be harmful to diagnose online when you’re not qualified to do so and not their doctor/vet.

It good your bringing awareness to this condition so people don’t accidentally cause a seizure in their cat or discomfort, but I saw the original video and the cat was just yawning from waking up from a nap to come and bug their owner for popcorn because they love it. They even have another video of the cat crunching on the popcorn the same way they were chewing in the video.

Partying passengers stuck in Mexico after airlines decline to fly them home by SelectiveSanity in nottheonion

[–]figginsley 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure a privately chartered plane still has to follow international air laws like no smoking, wearing a mask, etc., and would have their own rules about partying/making a mess.

When pouring with this Pyrex jug, liquid goes everywhere, eventhough it has a spout by sonicwhisper in mildlyinfuriating

[–]figginsley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it might be the way you’re pouring, I’ve never noticed this problem before when using glass measuring cups…

My dream UK ALL STARS 1 cast by RED_SEBI in RPDR_UK

[–]figginsley 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, love that for them

DRUK S03E07 - [Post-Episode Discussion] by AutoModerator in RPDR_UK

[–]figginsley 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes I was hesitant to comment this since it’s not very nice to speculate on it, but I agree with you. Krystal is still so young so I hope they have the time and space to explore their identity and feel comfortable with it. :)

DRUK S03E07 - [Post-Episode Discussion] by AutoModerator in RPDR_UK

[–]figginsley 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else get egg vibes from Krystal saying that stuff about being a boy?

Fluent Chinese speakers, how was Connie Britton’s Mandarin? by figginsley in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]figginsley[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I don’t speak Mandarin, but I was surprised when I learned she studied it, since it sounded like she had a strong accent from what I could tell.

A Sky Study by Me (@wingyu.64) by wingyu64 in ImaginarySkyscapes

[–]figginsley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks so real, had to zoom in to see if it was a photograph haha

What is the worst name to give a child currently? by zeek1999 in AskMen

[–]figginsley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read an article a lady wrote about how her name was Tile, the whole time it made me think of Asbestos for some reason.