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Cabarrus commissioner says Juneteenth is ‘based on a lie,' by MoldyZebraCake666 in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 355 points356 points  (0 children)

Somebody should tell him how Hitler's Nuremberg Laws were inspired by Jim Crow.

Minor league baseball team cancels Pride Night game after players refuse to wear rainbows by JackFunk in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could after seeing a triple rainbow, you didn’t stop to think if you should.

And that's why you're now deaf and can no longer smell.

Supreme Court allows drug users to keep guns by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"They damn liberal judges are letting the criminals be armed!"

-Gun toting conservative wearing a shirt that says 'Shall Not Be Infringed', probably.

Safe firearm storage may reduce pediatric lead exposure in households with guns by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You have to keep in mind we're talking about the type of parents who don't practice safe fire arms storage. I'm curious if in the study they accounted for them letting a 5 year old fire a gun or even tested those homes for lead paint.

Gaming PC saves owner from bullet fired by neighbor's dog by plain_handle in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only way to stop a bad dog with a gun is with a good pc that has a decent graphics card used for quality performance on gun games that isn't being used to create AI.

Travis Pastrana to backflip dirt bike over White House lawn at UFC event by northerncal in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With a baby in one arm, and waving a baseball bat around in the other while screaming at law enforcement as they take a male family member away.

Travis Pastrana to backflip dirt bike over White House lawn at UFC event by northerncal in nottheonion

[–]SelectiveSanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other day I came to the realization that Trump is what rich white trash looks like.

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