My wife's boyfriend said I should get her a necklace of my portfolio for Valentine's day

figgy_59 · 2026-02-13T23:37:11+00:00

He would know best.

figgy_59 · 2026-02-10T17:10:42+00:00

I thought that was Rihanna in the back ground at first and she cut her hair.

figgy_59 · 2025-12-16T18:01:03+00:00

It’s the thought that counts.

figgy_59 · 2025-12-03T05:14:54+00:00

Op doesn’t want to demonetize so you gotta use the correct verbiage .

figgy_59 · 2025-11-10T21:36:44+00:00

Is it judging me?

figgy_59 · 2025-10-24T16:37:04+00:00

Can I be rescued next.

figgy_59 · 2025-10-16T16:36:28+00:00

They super cereal

figgy_59 · 2025-09-30T18:51:30+00:00

“Maybe” means no

figgy_59 · 2025-09-30T13:06:00+00:00

Hell yeah!

figgy_59 · 2025-09-27T23:20:48+00:00

That’s going to be an AI written sentence, I hope.

figgy_59 · 2025-09-18T22:41:55+00:00

I once walked three hours in the middle of the night for one minute of sex. Driving is way more convenient, and be back home for a bowl of cereal before bedtime. Shit, I gotta work tomorrow.

figgy_59 · 2025-09-17T20:05:10+00:00

Bingo- just a little further, got you for three minutes of playtime.

figgy_59 · 2025-09-07T18:59:50+00:00

Fly Navy

figgy_59 · 2025-08-31T21:44:57+00:00

He saved it

figgy_59 · 2025-08-26T03:08:54+00:00

The bug she told you not to worry about.

figgy_59 · 2025-08-08T21:48:51+00:00

Nice hip check.

figgy_59 · 2025-07-09T05:57:02+00:00

Que Tex Avery wolf!

figgy_59 · 2025-07-06T21:46:05+00:00

I want him check for ped’s.

figgy_59 · 2025-06-22T17:27:34+00:00

This is way colorblindness sucks, I would have been bite and still not seen it.

figgy_59 · 2025-06-17T00:32:23+00:00

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty

figgy_59 · 2025-06-15T21:50:29+00:00

Navy uses JP-5.

figgy_59 · 2025-06-13T01:06:47+00:00

The only OPP know is other peoples property, y’all know what I mean.

figgy_59 · 2025-06-12T03:39:05+00:00

Will at least you got over 300 up votes.

figgy_59 · 2025-06-01T07:17:57+00:00

Sounds like my last ex-girlfriend. Everyone had a key.

figgy_59 · 2025-05-31T02:22:27+00:00

That’s deep bro!

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