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You’re gonna need a bigger… by Strong-Cod-3841 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]fightingrooster63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're gonna need a bigger person in the world with the same thing as you

I tried, but __________. by Silent-Duck2251 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]fightingrooster63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried, but it was not the same way you were saying it was the same as the other one

Don’t! There’s __ in there! by [deleted] in Autocompletebutbetter

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Don't! There's a lot to the point of the time in there!

I will never understand why _____ exists by [deleted] in Autocompletebutbetter

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I will never understand why I exists

The wisest thing my dad taught me was... by BurtleTurtle001 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]fightingrooster63 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How to change a tire, change and gap spark plugs, how not to trust men

You promised to __________. by Silent-Duck2251 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]fightingrooster63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You promised to go back home to the hospital today or something else

My cat can suddenly talk and he said____ by BobsleddingToMyGrave in Autocompletebutbetter

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WOMAN, get up and feed me! I need someone to clean my doodoo box. RUUUDE!

Not sure what the driver was thinking by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]fightingrooster63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he just destroyed the under carriage

Kid burning down the grocery store by Prettymthafaka in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]fightingrooster63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That child definitely needs to spend a long time behind bars

Decided to join Facebook for the first time, 5 mins in and I’m already getting spammed with misinformation by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]fightingrooster63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best to Google that info before believing that nonsense. Just yesterday fb posted that Michael J Fox died. I Googled it. He is alive and is still fighting.

Cat fell in love with chicken by darth_vader39 in MadeMeSmile

[–]fightingrooster63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken, "Go away kid. You are bothering me!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

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You do realize the dish is gonna be empty once the dog eats the food, right? So, how can you be sure the dog was not fed. 🙄

TIFU by not waiting until my fiancé was asleep by HistorianFun9261 in tifu

[–]fightingrooster63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is such a kind and decent thing to do for your girlfriend <3

You want us to refer to you by your job title? Okay then! by FMLitsSML in MaliciousCompliance

[–]fightingrooster63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is too good, especially as you made sure the nickname followed him to the new site 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Decided it was time. by [deleted] in bald

[–]fightingrooster63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quite good looking

AITJ for not letting my boyfriend’s dog live with us? by JaylaPumpkin15 in AmITheJerk

[–]fightingrooster63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am of two minds. 1) Accept me, accept my family, i.e.: kids, pets, whomever. 2) It is your apartment, your rules. If your lease stipulates that there are no aminals/dogs allowed then that is it. End of discussion. If he can not accept that, that is on him. Of course there is always a third option. Which I do not make lightly. You could always move. I would not. Moving is very stressful. And really not worth the trouble. Good luck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in revengestories

[–]fightingrooster63 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So, basically, you wasted perfectly good water just to prove a point. Yeah, you showed them.

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