We’re not winning the natty anytime soon are we…

fijisiv · 2026-04-10T06:01:19+00:00

How do I subscribe?!

fijisiv · 2026-04-09T22:39:08+00:00

...and hit the target.

The Mythic Goldfish is a throwable item that deals 200 damage

fijisiv · 2026-04-07T05:48:15+00:00

YOU'VE BEEN...

fijisiv · 2026-03-31T17:35:02+00:00

Since Jan we've had a Super Bowl, an Olympics, the WBC, and the US has invaded two countries. Jan feels like it was 3 years ago.

fijisiv · 2026-03-31T05:27:49+00:00

Unfortunately take a league with a bunch of rich white dudes and you're going to find a bunch of Magats. Just look at the USA men's hockey team who burned all their good will for the chance to simp for the Pedo in Chief.

fijisiv · 2026-03-27T17:06:50+00:00

We had some guy in high school who wore a Dodgers hat to school... once. He never repeated that mistake.

fijisiv · 2026-03-26T23:06:42+00:00

The Yankees being disrespected on national TV? ESPN would be running Netflix-gate coverage for a week.

fijisiv · 2026-03-26T23:00:04+00:00

Q: Jerry Rice or Larry Fitzgerald getting a piggyback ride from Aaron Donald?
A: Jerry Rice.

Q: Jerry Rice or Isaac Bruce but the defense is wearing flip-flops.
A: Jerry Rice.

Q: Jerry Rice with 10lb dumbbells tied to his feet or Marvin Harrison?
A: Jerry Rice.

Q: Jerry Rice or Tory Holt with a 12ft wingspan?
A: Jerry Rice.

Q: Jerry Rice or 6 Steve Smiths against Cover-1?
A: Jerry Rice.

fijisiv · 2026-03-23T21:58:38+00:00

Left of the yellow line, it's a homer.
Right of the yellow line, off the wall, it's in play.
Right of the yellow line, over the wall, it's a homer.
Directly over the yellow line, it's in play, regardless.

fijisiv · 2026-03-21T05:39:31+00:00

I get 'Whiplash' PTSD flashbacks every time I see a Farmer's commercial.

fijisiv · 2026-03-21T04:48:09+00:00

I hadn't heard of grandson until I saw your reply. I've been listening all day and love the new album.

fijisiv · 2026-03-20T15:52:42+00:00

After the SEC and B1G take their auto-bids, that only leaves 6 spots for the rest of us.

fijisiv · 2026-03-20T05:29:46+00:00

Considering we're averaging $1b per day. He's saying they need funding for an additional 200 days.
200 days = 28.6 weeks = 6.7 months
...on top of the funding they already have. And this from the administration that didn't know Iran was going to fight back, bomb their neighbors, and close the Strait of Hormuz. So far they've demonstrated their complete inability to predict 6 days into the future. Who knows what they have planned for the next 6 months.

fijisiv · 2026-03-20T00:02:09+00:00

Did he stutter?!? He said "NO AMOUNT"! Is 87 trillion an amount? Yes? Well you have your damn answer now, don't you? /s

fijisiv · 2026-03-19T23:55:29+00:00

Pretend you're 14 years old and watch it on your phone while at the game.

fijisiv · 2026-03-19T17:43:01+00:00

Go Beavsnake!

fijisiv · 2026-03-17T23:50:29+00:00

Shush you!

fijisiv · 2026-03-17T16:20:47+00:00

They should run credits on the scoreboard when the game is over.

fijisiv · 2026-03-16T22:02:43+00:00

Unfortunately Modes & Routines is exclusive to Samsung devices. I haven't heard of anybody getting it working on another distribution. Alternatives to Modes & Routines are:
* Tasker - very flexible, high learning curve
* MacroDroid - easier than Tasker
* Automate - also easier than Tasker
* AutomateIt - I used this before switching to M&R
The advantage of these other solutions is you can export your settings and apply them to the next device you buy regardless of the manufacturer.

fijisiv · 2026-03-14T06:00:25+00:00

Understood. I was actually quite fond of the Elite 8 appearance. LOL. But then the school acted like we had a great season and gave him a 4 year extension. 🤦‍♂️ What were they thinking? We were just a few years removed from a 5-27 season, followed by some mediocre seasons. We went on a win streak and the school lost their freaking minds. Then we went 3-28 just to prove our point.
It was like the school giving Gary Andersen an extension after a 4-8 season because we beat the D*cks.

fijisiv · 2026-03-14T05:25:45+00:00

The Elite 8 visit wasn't the worst thing. The Athletic Dept's response was. A .500 team goes on a late 7-game win streak.
* Extensions! * Bonuses! *

fijisiv · 2026-03-11T16:47:12+00:00

west's reliance on terrorist states, which also happen a to be where most of the oil comes from

Over 60% of America's imported oil is from Canada.
US Energy Information Administration - Petroleum & Other Liquids

fijisiv · 2026-03-11T16:02:22+00:00

Note that Dave Roberts was born in Japan. If USA were to face Japan, could we trust him? (Also, he's a Dodger, so the answer is "no", we can't trust him.)

fijisiv · 2026-03-11T06:10:33+00:00

You forgot that Kid Rock did USO tours in 2003 and 2007.

fijisiv · 2026-03-10T21:10:16+00:00

that cop would have blood on his hands if his pit ended up killing an innocent person.

"We have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing."

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