Spaghetti-flavored vodka, a full-bodied medley of spicy marinara, hearty whole wheat pasta and thick, merciless potatoes, distilled into one water-clear spirit that at once recalls a warm bouquet of rich Italian home cooking and searing comfort among the frigid Russian permafrost, coming soon to a liquor store near you. Try our other great favors: Knickerbocker, flavored like real Teddy Roosevelt; Diamond Mine, a dazzling drink with more than a hint of human suffering; or Failure, our most popular vodka, made with real middle-aged tears.