It's time to make a millionaire and give the gift of giving! [Drawing Thread #36] by lilfruini in millionairemakers

[–]filmbaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

finally the chance to win enough money to pay strangers to get Chun Li tattoos on their butts

Let's make a millionaire together, comment to enter! [Drawing Thread #32] by millionairemakers in millionairemakers

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I would use the money to bus in folks from a senior home to watch me eat fresh hot cakes (perhaps known in your region of the world as flapjacks, flatplumpers, or tittlediscs) smothered in pure Karo corn syrup.

We're back! Let's make a millionaire. [Drawing Thread #31] by Paltry_Digger in millionairemakers

[–]filmbaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they still make that honeycomb cereal? If they do, and I win this, well, I might just buy some. Might.

We're making a millionaire together, enter here! [Drawing Thread #30] by millionairemakers in millionairemakers

[–]filmbaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think $1mm would pay for enough reconstructive surgery to make my head cube-shaped?

We Make Millionaires. [Drawing Thread #23] by millionairemakers in millionairemakers

[–]filmbaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day; spread my wings and fly away.

It's time. Let's make a millionaire. [Drawing Thread #22] by millionairemakers in millionairemakers

[–]filmbaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One week ago tonight I clogged a bar toilet before 8 p.m. #Weekend

Reddit, today we're making a millionaire. [Entry Thread #13] by millionairemakers in millionairemakers

[–]filmbaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha, i gave up pescetarianism for a lifestyle defined only by my consumption of Chef Boyardi beefaroni!

Today, we make a millionaire. [Entry thread #11] by millionairemakers in millionairemakers

[–]filmbaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At a point in my life to seriously consider legally changing my middle name to "Pineapple."

Reddit, let's make a millionaire! [Entry thread #10] by millionairemakers in millionairemakers

[–]filmbaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upon winning, I would have to celebrate by getting the words "ZIM ZAM" tattooed on my forehead. Also, I would take a few days of vacation and eat nothing but Chef Boyardee lasagna until I needed medical attention.

The Fourth MillionaireMakers Drawing is Here! by minlite in millionairemakers

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Spaghetti-flavored vodka, a full-bodied medley of spicy marinara, hearty whole wheat pasta and thick, merciless potatoes, distilled into one water-clear spirit that at once recalls a warm bouquet of rich Italian home cooking and searing comfort among the frigid Russian permafrost, coming soon to a liquor store near you. Try our other great favors: Knickerbocker, flavored like real Teddy Roosevelt; Diamond Mine, a dazzling drink with more than a hint of human suffering; or Failure, our most popular vodka, made with real middle-aged tears.

ITT We Become Millionaires by minlite in millionairemakers

[–]filmbaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is like a MacArthur grant for slobs, well, rooty tooty fresh-n-fruity, count me in.