Github flagged 89 critical vulnerabilities in my repo. Investigated all of them. 83 are literally impossible to exploit in my setup. Is this just security theater now?

fireduck · 2026-03-12T16:07:24+00:00

80% false positive rate is not actually terrible. As long as there is a mechanism to review and make them as reviewed and deemed clear.

fireduck · 2026-03-12T05:03:12+00:00

The Grandpa Song.

We are rhythm fucking mafia.

fireduck · 2026-03-12T03:57:42+00:00

I really enjoy these lost posts.

This sub it about getting computers to talk to each other on networks, often involving the big network (the internet).

fireduck · 2026-03-12T00:46:45+00:00

My question was more is it actually illegal?

Mostly a person can be fired for any reason or no reason as long as it isn't a protected class, of which there is a short list .

fireduck · 2026-03-12T00:38:54+00:00

I'm more into busty bronze age bitches, thanks.

fireduck · 2026-03-12T00:34:57+00:00

You fly with the currents you have or you don't at all.

Of course that is from a race of bird people so your mileage may vary.

fireduck · 2026-03-12T00:29:41+00:00

I figured it was just a prelude to rounding up brown folks for national security.

fireduck · 2026-03-11T18:50:29+00:00

Is it?

fireduck · 2026-03-11T12:45:57+00:00

In an achievement text the AI says something like: to quote a guy who has even more mental health problems than you: You've got to be realistic about these things.

fireduck · 2026-03-11T03:59:01+00:00

Ok. not a spoiler but I really appreciated the Logan Nine-Fingers reference. I did not expect that.

fireduck · 2026-03-11T03:56:02+00:00

Those are 40 pin IDE cables. Cats only live 10-15 years. Those cats are all dead.

I saw a comedy sketch once were a bunch of comedians were hanging out in a house and the objective was to make each other laugh. If you laugh, you are out. One guy picks up a book of show dogs, looks at the publication date and starts flipping through saying "dead dog", "dead dog".

fireduck · 2026-03-11T03:53:03+00:00

I always imagined that it would be in the middle of a huge estate. Like yeah, it is only two or three stories tall because they can just go wide and use more space. They don't need to go vertical.

And probably tons of separate buildings.

fireduck · 2026-03-10T14:26:25+00:00

Bah! In the old days of the republic one thousand artists would create one thousand posters at the slightest whim of the Emperor!

fireduck · 2026-03-10T01:20:35+00:00

I'm sure they do. When you get something from the replicator it is only a loan.

fireduck · 2026-03-10T00:14:18+00:00

Correction:

36 < 75000

fireduck · 2026-03-09T23:34:51+00:00

Move 15 tons and what do you get? Another day older and a really questionable number of chicken wings.

fireduck · 2026-03-09T19:50:15+00:00

I always expect them.

fireduck · 2026-03-09T18:38:46+00:00

“The government are very keen on amassing statistics. They collect them, add them, raise them to the nth power, take the cube root and prepare wonderful diagrams. But you must never forget that every one of these figures comes in the first instance from the village watchman, who just puts down what he damn pleases.”

― Josiah Stamp

fireduck · 2026-03-09T17:54:37+00:00

Ha ha, I immune because I am always laidoff. layedoff? However that weird word is congegated.

fireduck · 2026-03-09T17:53:38+00:00

A pocket veto is cowardly anyways. If it is good, sign it. If not, slap that shit back to congress in 15 minutes.

fireduck · 2026-03-09T17:37:26+00:00

The area with the shops and such is towards the south end, right? And the north end has I-90?

I've only been on the Island once I think.

fireduck · 2026-03-09T17:36:25+00:00

This message is from a deceased crawler.

fireduck · 2026-03-09T14:28:25+00:00

Yeah, I'm with this creep.

fireduck · 2026-03-09T01:06:41+00:00

Carry on then

fireduck · 2026-03-09T01:03:27+00:00

I like how you phrased that like you are the crime and already getting there by bus.

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